the brunette reader

Mary Beth or MB for short. Daughter. Sister. Friend. Reader. Nerd. Music Lover. TV Addict. Lipstick Fanatic. Wannabe Singer. Blackhawks fan. 30. Lesbian. She/her. INFJ.

[petite-madame]

“I love you guys” - (2021)

Them.

[pericles-parrish]

the raven cycle characters as folklore lyrics (cardigan; august; this is me trying; epiphany)

this started, as most things do, with both me copying other people on the timeline and me having Emotions about adam parrish and this was the end result

[theliteraturewhore]

ronan: *sees adam walking down the road one (1) time*

ronan:

[aurorepeuffier]

I tried to animated with watercolors.

[peridotic-table]

This brings me so much joy

[aceveria-art]

//tosses this out there before i pass out (x)

extra:

[shanceshancerevolution]

yall i know i don’t even post here anymore but here’s some of my art to celebrate this blog being 2 years old. happy Shanceversary 20BiTeen!

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

How to spoon:

Dick hard on the butt

Titty in my hand

Kiss ya neck

Hell yeah

[toohot-tohoot]

What

[kegelgod-deactivated20160519]

HOW TO SPOON

DICK HARD ON THE BUTT

TITTY IN MY HAND

KISS YA NECK

H E L L Y E A H

[kkachi95]

Sokka and Suki absolutely deserve more time with each other

[gaydemigod]

Suki made Sokka drink respect women juice one time and he proceeded to chug it for breakfast for the rest of his life

[marauders4evr]

Please join me in appreciating my favorite part of the Avatar pilot.

[sindri42]

That’s it that’s Aang. Character establishment complete in 0.5 seconds, zero lines, and one (1) *ding*.

[ironwoman359]

I’m loving Dante Basco’s prototype Zuko voice

[eclogues]

fuck therapy i’m becoming a knight

[garnetrena]

Pearl ghostwrote this

[eclogues]

mr krab daughter??

[trash-fire-uwu]

no the rock

[eclogues]

dwayne????

[ineffablelabpartners]

Forgiveness, can you imagine?

[knottymonsterszine]

Meet the Mods behind the project!!

Lapis - @lapis-paladin1 / CARRD

MB - @brunettereader / CARRD

Maireeps - @maireep / CARRD

Knit - @justknitstuff / AO3

[brunettereader]

More zines!!

[klbondingmoments]

MEET OUR MOD TEAM

Lapis - CARRD

MB - @brunettereader, CARRD

Maireep - CARRD

Knit - @justknitstuff , AO3

[brunettereader]

Surprise!! It's me!

[declanrights]

the kings men, nora sakavic / virginia woolf to vita sackville-west, 1928 / saw you in a dream, the japanese house / work song, hozier / mad girl’s love song, sylvia plath / blue lily lily blue, maggie stiefvater

[sensorygif]

sensory

[therealstara]

These are what the gifs are called i’m

[toastpiercer-deactivated2020080]

[argumate]

could it be...? a good political cartoon?

[ranked-competitive-sexhaver]

The artist is Clay Bennett, a Pulitzer Prize winner and a veteran of his craft. Here’s some more of his work: 

[eternal-fractal]

I dont get the paperclip one

[helmetmoth-deactivated20240609]

i think its something to do with lockpicking??? idk

[ifitwerentforthatmeddlingkid]

@masochist-incarnate @helmetmoth It's not a paperclip, it's a coat hanger. Because hangers are notoriously used to perform dangerous home abortions, the implications is that the Republican Party, represented by the elephant, is encouraging this practice by restricting legal abortion in clinics.

[beachdeath]

the most #UselessLesbian thing i have ever done was when i was trying to figure out if this girl liked me or not, just constantly arguing with myself about it, and after a couple, uh, months, of this, i was like, “god i wish i could just like… go to court and lay out all this evidence and have a couple lawyers argue over the TRUE MEANING of her text messages, and then a judge tells me if she likes me or not.” and then the proverbial lightbulb went off over my proverbial head, and i dug into my mock trial folder from high school and found the trial guidelines and i wrote out an entire trial transcript featuring a plaintiff (me), my attorney (my wildest hopes and dreams), a defense attorney (my worst fears and insecurities), and a judge (my desperate attempt at rationality). the final product was several thousand words long. it clarified nothing. at any point in this process did it occur to me to ask her how she felt about me? absolutely not. did i ever stop and think, “hey, maybe i should tell her that i like her?” absolutely not. that’s for people who take risks and i don’t take risks i take myself to court in my own head.

[kelssiel]

grade A romcom material here just picture the movie:

a harried law student meets a pretty girl (maybe she’s an artist or something else cheesy and romantic) the pretty girl flirts with her but she can’t decide if it’s just being friends or actually flirting

she gets together with her friends and over the course of a few days holds an epic mock trial that draws more and more of a crowd until the pretty girl finds out

at the last minute the pretty girl rushes into the courtroom shouting “i have new evidence to present to the court,” the mock judge asks her to step forward and she just kisses the law student

the courtroom cheers

case closed ruled in favor of the defendant

later after they graduate they get married at the courthouse

[sweetanyways]

gays will hear jenny by studio killers and immediately fall in unrequited love w their best friend