akron awol’s #1 fan

100% the real argent skinner, miserable publix employee, (self proclaimed) connor lassiter’s biggest fan [blog exists just before the events of Unsouled] (rp/ask blog made by @sirofreak!) (I’ll change the banner and pfp later)

[argent-skinner-irl]

i’m probably gonna regret this but my sister told me it was a good idea to get tumblr. she said there were a buncha other Lassiter fans on here- although none of them are as big of a fan as i am! still im here and usin this app now so i might as well make the most of it.

consider this an “intro post”

that seems to be the most normal thing to do when you start postin on here!

Argent Skinner, he/him (apparently that’s something ppl care about on here), 19y.o. As i said, im connor lassiter’s biggest fan and that is a title im willing to fight over! I swear up and down that he’s still alive yall trust.

not much else to me, really. other than that i work at a publix, live in butt-fuck nowhere kansas, and have a sister named grace who i really hope is not stalkin my account. and if she is and is readin this post then

GET TF OUT GRACIE!

(Siro yapping under the cut)

(Hi!! Ooc op here! Most of yall will probably recognize me as @sirofreak! Welcome to this hell-blog I made for my favorite stoner.)

Here’s some general housekeeping info cuz I like being organized

#skinner speaks -> post talking in-character

#siro speaks -> post talking out-of-character

#argent arts -> posts with pictures or other media, typically my art of aesthetic pictures from Pinterest

#online retail service -> answering questions or just pulling stuff from the inbox!

#gracies here! -> when grace pops in on occasion

(That’s all we got for now, feel free to send questions, memes, art, or anything else you’d like argent to see!)

[favoritesweats]

argent skinner

[duckyyx3]

SOMEONE SAVE ARGENT

[argent-skinner-irl]

yk this ive seen ppl do this both to me and some of my coworkers and it was kindaaa funny the first 2-3 time but it started happenin EVERY FUCKIN DAY with almost EVERY OTHER customer

and don’t even get me started on the people damage items like the second two pics and i then have to FORCE them to buy it. plus the amount of times ive had to put these things back on the right checkout line or whatever is ridiculous ommgggg give me a break yall 💀

[argent-skinner-irl]

Hi Argie 👀👀👀 you should let me hit your greasy Midwestern ass

i should let you WHAT?!!!?

ookkkkk theres a lot to unpack here

do not call me argie. i fuckin hate that nickname. only one person gets to call me that, and u definitely ain’t her

i am NOT greasy. not enough to point it out, at least

what the FUCK dude 😭. at least buy me dinner first

[dont listen to him anon, he’d probably be down for whatever. he’s a freak, just in denial of it]

[argent-skinner-irl]

[RIP Argent Skinner you would’ve LOVED Adult Swim shows

Guy who stayed up until midnight as a kid so he could watch Nick at night and that sorta thing]

[argent-skinner-irl]

hi argent bro hi bro

hello? do you want sumthin’? why do so many people here just say hi like yall know me? what d’yall want? 😭

[skinnerparty]

//argent having a boyfriend makes sense to me so i get confused by that one line of him wanting to be surrounded by beautiful women…like..like in a homegirl type of way or

[argent-skinner-irl]

[it’s the internalized homophobia, trust. He tricks himself into being women-obsessed bcuz he thinks that’s what expected from him as a 20 yo “straight” man and refuses to accept his sexuality]

[zerozerozio]

bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements

[boimann]

reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements

[skinnerparty]

//I dont like posting wips on social media but this probably never gonna be finished on time i just want the 3 argent fans to know i actually have a fem argent design and yes i still ship her with trace

[argent-skinner-irl]

[femgent,,, my wife,,, ough]

[argent-skinner-irl]

[RIP Argent Skinner, you would’ve loved Little Shop of Horrors]

[goosegossage1120]

someone show me a way to get outta here

'cause i constantly pray i'll get outta here

please, won't somebody say i'll get outta here

someone gimme my shot or i'll rot here.

[skinnerparty]

SweatsArgent reminds me of this song specifically

//I havent heard this song in fucking forever oh my go bruh 😭😭 but this gives me an excuse to finally post the favsweats!argent playlist or atleast half of it cause i really love talking about the music i use for him

[argent-skinner-irl]

[Aw hell yeah this playlist tuff as shit

Here’s my beloved argent playlist I’ve had for almost 3 years that’s mostly The Front Bottoms bcuz every song by them is so SiroArgent-coded]

[He is so Midwest emo loser 🫶]

[skinnerparty]

//the way both playlists are so drastically different 😭😭 siroargent you remind me of a friend i would pick apples with…

[argent-skinner-irl]

[let’s go pick apples together bestie]

[skinnerparty]

SweatsArgent reminds me of this song specifically

//I havent heard this song in fucking forever oh my go bruh 😭😭 but this gives me an excuse to finally post the favsweats!argent playlist or atleast half of it cause i really love talking about the music i use for him

[argent-skinner-irl]

[Aw hell yeah this playlist tuff as shit

Here’s my beloved argent playlist I’ve had for almost 3 years that’s mostly The Front Bottoms bcuz every song by them is so SiroArgent-coded]

[He is so Midwest emo loser 🫶]

[argent-skinner-irl]

you will know me..you will..

[HAIII!!!:)🧡🧡🧡🧡]

oh… okay man whatever you say…

fucking weirdo

[waving at you hehehehe. Don’t mind argent he’s just weird like that]

[argent-skinner-irl]

[Argent Skinner and Seymour Krelborn from Little Shop of Horrors are the same guy, yall trust

Depressed guys who have lived in small, nasty towns their whole lives. Both of them work dead end jobs and want nothing more than to leave it all behind. Ough Alexa play Downtown from the little shop of horrors soundtrack]

[skinnerparty]

//favsweats!argent outfit doodles cause I kept getting jumpscared by him in his underwear

hand me down warrior, a majority of his clothes belonged to his mom or grace.

because of this ^ alot of his outfits fit him in a way that usually shows off his hip dermals/stomach

do it yourself type of guy, alot of his accessories were made from old belts and youtube tutorials, all his piercings except one (tongue) were done by him as well.

this is tmi but argent definitely sleeps with barely anything on but he lounges around in shorts and a gay t shirt

[argent-skinner-irl]

[Spinning him around in my brain]

[argent-skinner-irl]

[I keep forgetting to switch accounts when I’m on here, so clicking on my own profile after doomscrolling and liking a bunch of posts is so funny bcuz why is argent stalking the Pokemon Legends ZA and Little Shop of Horrors tags

Actually

Argent would be into Pokemon and LSOH methinks]