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[jeffbrock1958]

Japanese Pig Bike, a one-of-a-kind custom scooter built in Japan.

It has become well known online because of its remarkably realistic design and craftsmanship:

* The builder spent several years creating the fully functional scooter.

* The front and rear turn signals are cleverly hidden inside the pig’s hooves, allowing it to meet road-use requirements while preserving the illusion of a real pig.

* The Pig Bike is fully street legal in Japan, where it can be ridden on public roads with the appropriate moped license and registration.

Despite its popularity, the identity of the builder has never been widely published.

The scooter has been shared across countless websites, blogs, and social media posts, but no authoritative source identifies the creator by name.

So while the vehicle itself is well known, the designer remains effectively anonymous.

[yujikibafaiz]

Why does the US has so many “male oriented” products. 

[kuzunoharaidou-deactivated20220]

[mrbuttigham-deactivated20141125]

Are u kidding me yogurt is almost always targeted toward women.

[yujikibafaiz]

Okay cool and all but check this out:

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[3atsy-deactivated20181022]

??

[yujikibafaiz]

A really high quality picture of Johnny Joestar of JoJo’s Bizarre Adventure: Part 7: Steel Ball Run.

[datasoong47]

[lemonsweet]

I still won't forget when my wisdom tooth got infected and couldn't sleep bc the pain was so bad and I took like 4 of those those blue gel ibuprofens and I finally fell asleep for a couple hours and kept having dreams about beautiful glowing blue animals that help you and I kept waking up thinking the blue animals will help me and realizing wait what are blue animals they aren't real and immediately falling back asleep thinking about the blue animals again

[lemonsweet]

My blue animals

[treatsformeeko]

hi op. fanart of my blue animals

[lemonsweet]

They are so beautiful.... I love this..

[bob-artist]

I cannot believe having a Nature episode on in the background while I worked today would solve the mystery of which of my neighbors stuffed 6 inches of baguette firmly under my wiper blades two years ago.

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

if i was in an alien movie i'd be luring the xenomorph into a hot wok and adding chili, garlic, ginger, shaoxin wine, scallions, white pepper and sesame oil

[horseavoider-deactivated2025020]

[inwardhardar]

[takethistoyourstardust]

no other warning like this is on any of the other products on the site.

[thewisestdino]

the world is MINE!

[brucespringsteencomments]

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I can tell you don’t have one

whatever it is i actually have three

[memewhore]

[medievaljournalist]

ive been informed that the breaking wheel, gibbet, etc are actually 'solar punk', and possibly even Leftist

[bearie]

if you ate a really big egg it would full you up more than a smaller egg

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[aistobascistod]

Good bargain : Makes you gain :: Good bartender : Makes you tender