resident chemist

used to be fourthmosttowel raunchy meme tag/not safe for teen is #birdban. i love mass likes/reblogs. go ham. desktop theme is busted and made in middle school but it's too funny to change. OPM GUYS STOP FINDING MY BLOGGGG pfp by https://aliceroze.carrd.co/

[jokeboy-deactivated20260221]

[bearie]

if you ate a really big egg it would full you up more than a smaller egg

[hotvampireadjacent]

[pancakeke]

"there's a guy in the walls" movies exist in a universe that I fucking WISH was real. imagine how easy it would be to install stuff in walls if the space behind a wall was not 3.5 inches/8.9 cm deep and I could get my whole self in there. of course that would mean a guy could get in there too, but what are the odds.

[starving-shartist]

<currently blogging from inside this idiot's walls>

[pancakeke]

PLEASE help me feed these ethernet cables downstairs or I'm gonna kill myself before you get a crack at me

[starving-shartist]

thread it down here champ, we'll get this installed come hell or high water

[pancakeke]

you are the best scary murderer who could have ever crawled into my walls

[aistobascistod]

Good bargain : Makes you gain :: Good bartender : Makes you tender

[sexchangedotcom]

"tumblr's the only social media without algorithms!" "you can still be anonymous on tumblr!" "tumblr's so nice because you don't have to show your face!" WRONG tumblr is special because you can have 3000 followers and still get an average of seven likes a post. i'm doing stand up comedy at a packed venue and one person is laughing

[sexchangedotcom]

youre right im sorry beautiful

[funstyle]

Im like hey whats up hello

[aropride]

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

[screenshotsofdespair]

[kosmogrl]

[nae-nae-supreme]

when someone mentions HOES with ARMPIT HAIR

[jame7t]

its 10 AM on a weekday .

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Isn't there an industrial boiler you're supposed to be maintaining

[nae-nae-supreme]

I must find...the HOES.

,whatever it takes

[cannibalchicken]

[bobdylanyaoi]

[jame7t]

I’ve been showing my hamster your blog and it seems to really like it, biting at the screen. I also have a hamster(the small animal kind) too and he seems to like your blog as well

the fuck is the first hamster then

[were--ralph]

vampire fuckers are weird like y'all are like "i want my blood drained" and baby girl its just gonna make you sluggish and tired. that is not fun for anyone involved

[were--ralph]

literally just go be anemic like idgi

[cobalt-jess]

can't speak to vampire kink but i always liked the floatiness after giving blood. Well, until i got banned.

[were--ralph]

wait how did you get banned from giving blood

[cobalt-jess]

I had sexual relations with a man when I still identified as a man - homophobic carry-on from the AIDS crisis

[were--ralph]

oh i forgfot about that i thought you did something wild like drank the blood or something

[thewrithingsouth]

i can tell when the edible starts to work when i start z-targeting shit irl

[thewrithingsouth]

iu'm doing this shit when i run into my cat in the hallway

[worldofultimategaming]

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