Childless for the first night in weeks...
I couldn’t imagine anyones offer being better then yours.
In that case... What would you like to do? Nothing involving toys or cartoons or kid-related things.

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Childless for the first night in weeks...
I couldn’t imagine anyones offer being better then yours.
In that case... What would you like to do? Nothing involving toys or cartoons or kid-related things.
Last month was pretty...quiet.
Wouldn’t that be something… It’s hard to enjoy the good times when you feel like you’re just sitting around waiting for something bad to happen. Probably would be easier if it was in the middle of the summer. I could really use a hot day down at the beach get rid of my worries.
Well, since this is Florida, the cold isn't really that cold. Trust me, a New York winter is far, far worse. Try finding activities that help clear your mind. Run, swim, whatever.
Last month was pretty...quiet.
It’s a bit foreign to me, yeah. Usually my life’s just sorta in a constant state of horrible.
I'm sorry to hear that. But hey, maybe it's finally turning around and getting better. Enjoy it while you can.
Last month was pretty...quiet.
Nothing has really happened. …Sorta freaks me out a bit, if I’m being honest.
I take it you're not used to good things happening to you?
Childless for the first night in weeks...
That would depend on who’s doing the reminding, if you’re offering I’d certainly never say no.
Of course I'm offering. Unless you can think of anyone better to do it instead of me?
Childless for the first night in weeks...
I don’t even think I remember what adult stuff includes anymore.
Really? Maybe you just need a reminder of sorts...?
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
Well I wouldn’t recommend doing something stupid to try to get said boobs back in case this is permanent.
Oh god, no. The only thing worst than being a guy is being a guy with boobs. Gross.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
I think we’re all in weird predicaments don’t you think?
Weird is an understatement. I don't mind looking hot but I miss my old body already.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
*Looks down at her boobs and shrugs before smirking.* I wish I could see how you were as girl, now. I’d like to think I was.
You might have seen it already. I used to be a lingerie model. Nearly landed a Victoria's Secret contract once.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
But we can’t lose common courtesies during a time like this. A true crisis of self identity. As, amusing as you find this, I rather…[looks away, covering his eyes] be part of the humble crowd that cover up. I’ve only seen my new friend down there perhaps twice. I try not to stare since I doubt this is a permanent replacement to my body and it might be disrespectful.
All the more reason to look! You'll probably never see it again, so might as well enjoy it while you can. Loosen up a little, sweets.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
I see another one who has accepted what happened instead of complaining. You’re the only one who is missing their boobs.
Hey, I had great boobs, of course I miss them!
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
I think we all miss our previous… genders my friend.
I don't know about everyone else, but I do. I'm not exactly attracted to girls, so looking at my--well, boyfriend, I guess? Anyway, looking at him as a girl is kind of weird.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
Whoa, I think you need to. Uh. Go back and change or something.  I hate to be the one to tell you this, but…you’re naked.Â
Oh, I know. It's....refreshing. There's a lot less shame in being naked as a man. Though it's weird having that dangling around while I walk.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
Now I got them.
Well, mine weren't that uh...developed. But not bad. You must have been pretty hot as a man.
Okay, this actually isn't so bad.
Though I kinda miss my boobs already.
I feel like I haven't showered in a week...
I hope he is, something that isn’t noisy like drums though. Otherwise I see myself with lots of headaches.I was just happy I didn’t want to date her cause I don’t think It’d happen after that. Yeah we would have been a high school cliche. I forget how young I really am still sometimes.
Anything is noisy if he's a bad player. If he's good though, you probably wouldn't mind. Hey, high school cliches sometimes work out. Gosh, I can't believe I'm almost five years older than you. You were like, in middle school when I was a senior in high school. Ugh, I feel so old now...