ugh, as if!

kels | 27 | she/her

[dogpuppy]

[louisegluckpdf]

scantily is basically the most classic way to be clad

[prettyaveragewhiteshark]

How quickly we forget the noble and impenetrable iron

[punkrock-bottom]

I’ve seen you people thirst after men I wouldn’t even feed to my creature

[terrorignitis]

Juansen Dizon, i am the architect of my own destruction

[milf--adjacent]

[highassi]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

today, a severe thursday watch will be in place.

remember everyone...

thursday watch: the conditions for thursday are here, but a thursday incident has not yet been confirmed

thursday warning: thursday has arrived

[anxietyproblem]

[thememedaddy]

[kaylmao]

has anyone seen my pet bacteriophage its name is styrofoam and its about [hand touching the floor] this tall

[tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit]

How quickly we forget the dangerous crow boy who’s job it is to destroy plastic

[charl0ttan]

dog i gotta move like yesterday

[rabbiteclair]

auto immune disorders happen when the immune system ignores regulatory factors and begins attacking healthy bodily tissues, due to what scientists refer to as "sheer love of the game"

[lamignonette]

[loveridden1999]

everyday some part of my body is always hurting. i think i was evil in my last life

[idc0o]

Somehow being a person does not come naturally to me

[enchantedbook]

"Salammbô with the sacred python." Illustration by Suzanne-Raphaële Lagneau (1928), for 'Salammbô' by Gustave Flaubert.