Peanut Butter Vibes

I'm Arielle, or Ari for short. or Earl as my best friend calls me. I'm 24. A total freakshow at times. A wee bit crazy. I do love Doctor Who, Community, Sherlock, and a ton of other things as well! Ask me anything, I shall answer. :)

[rrachelinthewildd]

[ruinedchildhood]

What 👅 time 👅 does 👅 the 👅 next 👅 bus 👅 leave 👅 to 👅 bikini 👅 bottom 👅

[ariblueberry]

My One True Turbo Tax?

So today I was doing my tax return, but turbo tax wasn't working for me. So I called the number and it told me to wait 45 minutes and a rep would be with me. So I waited and waited and like a little under an hour someone calls. So I finally get on with someone. A very cute sounding someone. I don't remember his name though which totally sucks. But I felt like we kinda flirted and got along pretty well on the call and I wish every technical support call was like that. All I know is that he lives near Chicago and is 29 and works for Turbo Tax. So if you can bear reading this story and maybe passing it around I can find my guy from turbo tax.

[ariblueberry]

My One True Turbo Tax?

So I was doing my tax return today and Turbo Tax wasn’t working for me. So I tried a few things and then tried calling them. I finally got someone after like 55 minutes, but I’m glad I waited. I’m so mad at myself for not remembering the person’s name, but they sounded so cute. We were mad flirting and he kinda made my night. All I know is that he lives near the Chicago area and is 29. Maybe you all can help me find my Turbo Tax man! 

[teenscoolest]

[cloudclad]

Is this dog okay

[stolenwine]

sky lookin’ smoking hot over here

[oosanbashi-deactivated20190503]

omg please listen to this aractic fox laugh

[botanize]

Me currently

[babyanimalpic]

[thetinylightsbelow]

this just changed my entire attitude

[insomnevida]

wow same

[cosmic-noir]

I thought I was having a bad day until I saw this.

[artistickacchi]

Put this puppy in office.

[sourcedumal]

This puppy for president.

[sznofthwtch666]

I swear this partially cured my hangover

[rrachelinthewildd]

We tried to get a nice scenic shot but she does what she wants.

[knot-ur-babe]

This is the most scenic thing I’ve ever seen

[gothicprep]

i would rather be shoved into a locker for 2 years than call a romantic partner “daddy” but if you’re one of those people who are into that, then, please, next time you get into a fight with him please say something like “you’re not my REAL dad!” you have full permission to steal my joke that im never going to use

[justalilblondemama-deactivated2]

Accidental personal injuries are absolutely the worst. “Oh, how did you do that?” “Well, frankly, I’m an idiot.”

[tomshardy]

[verysharpteeth]

I love that once they actually got into a fight Max’s facial expressions were mostly those of someone not upset, not even really annoyed, but of someone who is thinking “my job would be a whole lot easier without ALL THE BULLETS AND FIRE”

[airyairyquitecontrary-deactivat]

also possibly “I wish I had some goggles or at least sunglasses because it is so dusty and bright out here”

[fuckyeahisawthat]

“What’s on fire now? Everything? Okay then.”

[ariblueberry]

Just some photos on my way to work

[cursegoat]

[adelembe]

Adele photographed by Annie Leibovitz for VOGUE.