I am cuddleslut.

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[spirulin4]

there is a pain inside me so stupid that i'm not going to communicate it to anyone

[evilwizard]

STOP SPEEDRUNNING MY TOWER YOU INGRATES

[evilwizard]

YOU AREN’T GIVING ME ENOUGH TIME TO RESET THE TRAPS AND HEAL MY MINIONS

WE’RE UNIONIZED I’LL HAVE YOU KNOW

[aggressiveslothnoises]

*mashes the skip dialogue button*

[evilwizard]

[beardedmrbean]

[only-cat-memes]

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[important-cat-pics]

[catbrarian]

cats and libraries ۫ ꣑ৎ

[achillesinhighheels]

sorry i never replied. everyday is blending together and i'm losing sense of time

[itisiives]

[ilovedirt]

[lousolversons]

new fave reaction image just dropped for me

[lovely-v]

I’m gonna propose “I guess you haven’t read the silmarillion then :/” as a default response to anyone not understanding a reference to something obscure. even if it’s not remotely Tolkien related. I want to build up a perception that perhaps the sum total of human knowledge is contained in the silmarillion

[lovely-v]

[10-4ward]

This is the polar opposite of this:

[froginakettle]

[myonlypen]

[masterrainbowcat]

XKCD and Tumblr once again providing weapons I cannot use

[parakavka]

柴犬·͜·♡もも on X: “あなたのTL浄化するよーー！！💖🪄︎︎✨ https://t.co/91g2mbAZTo” / X

[dogpuppy]

[matchagirl]

[homura]

[justsayfkit]

hey no worries lol that just hurt my feelings forever

[dogpuppy]

[capacity2]

It’s actually crazy how bad feeling bad feels