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abbey, nineteen, she/her. shitpostin' about stuff & ari/shawn. oh, i just want you to ᴄᴏᴍᴇ ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴍᴇ. we on another mentality, ain't got no 𝓽𝓮𝓪𝓻𝓼 left to cry . +var fhs = document.createElement('script');var fhs_id = "5479621"; var ref = (''+document.referrer+'');var pn = window.location;var w_h = window.screen.width + " x " + window.screen.height; fhs.src = "//s1.freehostedscripts.net/ocounter.php?site="+fhs_id+"&e1=&e2=&r="+ref+"&wh="+w_h+"&a=1&pn="+pn+""; document.head.appendChild(fhs);document.write("");

[arianagrandz]

[rosebvdd]

If ya girl sends u saucy pics and u don’t respond in all caps and heart eyes then ur ass don’t deserve saucy pics

[brainstatic]

Why do people think the laws of man and nature don’t apply in beach bathrooms? What is it about beach bathrooms that makes people enter the heart of darkness and decide that toilet paper can go anywhere?

[iamaforestfire]

support chubby girls who don’t have big boobs or round hips or smooth skin support chubby girls who have thin legs and big tummies, or smaller tummies and big jiggly thighs support “non-proportional” chubby girls.

[eridanamporna]

i made a thing for my gf ( @vidronoliquidificador ) it’s not…the greatest but oh well

i got the words from @slushi and their post which they deleted the original post but here is the blog i found it on

[ethansembroidery]

This is amazing

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men: i love offensive jokes, if you get offended you are a politically correct pussy

women: hehe small pee pee

men:

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

men: make me a sandwich

women:

women: i want a boyfriend with a big dick

men:

[pazdelahuertafanclub2005-deacti]

me: *makes this post*

this little dum dum:

[94389o395739j953275-deactivated]

[spacecadetmal]

still the funniest thing to ever be on the internet

[itastybubkiss]

aeropostale getting so much promotion

[surprisebitch]

these girls invented stan culture

[whitepeopletwitter]

A true nightmare

[beyonslayed]

me:

[nudityandnerdery]

Hey, we’re in line for some absurd temperatures here in the southwest this week. This is very important to know and keep in mind. Be safe, stay hydrated, stay out of the sun as much as you can.

[wizardyaoi]

i threw up in front of some grade schoolers because i had heat exhaustion

dont be like me

[delicatefury]

Since someone else crossed my dash asking for tips for keeping cool, thought I’d share this handy chart that also came across my dash.

[wizkhalibra]

For all my followers going to warped tour this year!!!!!

[memestashhash]

[briarin]

Also not the correct answer

[memor-somnis-deactivated2022031]

This blog supports dark skin black women.

[unpretty]

today i bought a chocolate bar just because i really liked the graphic design

but the bar itself is also really cool looking? i found a diagram that says exactly how big each piece is

the wikipedia article reads like an ad but i gotta say, this part in particular is pretty fun

[unpretty]

#why is the bar designed like that #it doesnt make it easier to eat #it doesnt make it easy to track portion size??? #this makes no sense #the slavery free thing is just a cherry on top of this weird cake 

it is, apparently, intended as a metaphor for the inequality of distribution of profit in the chocolate industry

[greelin]

i just feel like it’s my right to go to a masquerade ball y’know? like i’ve earned that. it’s something i deserve to experience, at least once

[lalocorleone-deactivated2026041]

ARIANA GRANDE & TROYE SIVAN in “Dance To This” 

[whitepeopletwitter]

Screw it

[redkrypto-deactivated20211128]

if violet incredible isn’t a lesbian in the new film they can keep it

[dangerbooze]

What the FUCK

[yourladyindank]

She’s a child???

[cecaeliawitch]

weird how no one complains about children forming hetero crushes :/

[screamingsiren-deactivated20180]

They hate the idea of gay kids because the only context they’ll accept lesbians in is porn.

I had crushes on girls at age 12. I came out at 16. Gay children exist, just like straight children exist. Except no one is telling straight children that their attractions are dirty and sinful.

[okayysophia]