Oh, glory. Oh, misery.

Welcome to my life. Several fandoms, some OCs of mine, and other random stuff

[sketchedramblings]

I love this way too much

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[nericurls]

Lemme just add this in here real quick

[ceasarslegion]

Blaming Todd Howard for absolutely everything that goes wrong in Bethesda games has become such a habitual behaviour for me that I feel like it’s gonna bleed into my real life interactions. 

Watch me walk over to receive my degree, trip on the carpet, and just lay there in my graduation cap and gown saying “Why would you do this, Todd?”

[aw-dag]

Todd Howard is an alum from my college and he comes to give guest talks sometimes, neither of which I knew my freshman year when I dropped my bag on the way to class, joked “I see we left clipping on, Todd Howard” to my friends, and was met with a very exasperated sigh from behind me and Actual Todd Howard says “Is this what we’re doing now?”

[crystal-pystol]

And then everyone started clapping

[glumshoe]

I am grateful for headphones for allowing me to listen to songs on repeat forty times without completely maddening other people.

[tom-spanks]

remember when u were like 11 and the only thing u wanted was a lava lamp

[scumfuckus]

[yiffpunk]

[heatseekingbehavior]

[nonbinarybeartrade]

[unclefather]

[cherenkovs]

this is so fucking funny to me (credit @havocs)

[hatefuhk]

when people ask where you see yourself in 10 years

[defectivealtruist]

(by @the_seamripper)

[tygermama]

@nanners-the-great - does your group keep track? will there be a competition this year to see who gets the most ‘fuck you’s?

[lanadelreyquasa]

WHAT IS THE FUCKING POINT

[kaibas-paragraphical-mind]

YOU COULD BE A FUCKING BADASS DRAGON THAT’S THE POINT

[who-the-f-ck]

“I AM A CREATURE OF DARKNESS” “oh hey sabrina.”

[shitsuren-chama]

I guess the point is that you could shapeshift into the body you always thought you’d grow into when you were a kid

taller, shorter, slimmer, more muscular, purple hair, tattoos everywhere, tattoos nowhere, 

every single shoe would fit you every single time you tried it on, every single article of clothing would fit your perfectly, all you have to do is transform slightly, you’d never run out of ‘your size’ again

and you wouldn’t have to work for it at all, and you’d never be limitted by your bone structure or something. You could just transform at will.

[elvenrainbow]

[bogleech]

I don’t see how this is much of a downside

When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve

[revereche-deactivated20140508]

Oh man that would be so sweet. I could be an annoying fuck as an insect or something but you couldn’t kill me because everyone would know

[perpetualcombustioninstruct-blog]

That’s great but have you considered

~cosplay

~Halloween costumes

~acting

~cosplay

~stretching to reach stuff and shrinking to fit through spaces

~cosplay

~cosplay

~COSPLAY

[symmetrical-twin]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

“When you turn into a sixty story tentacle demon and terrorize a city you want to get the credit you deserve.” This person speaks to my soul.

[weewildelass]

COSPLAY

[cryptidcuriosity]

But, imagine someone threatening your friends/the one you love, and you turn into a lion or something, so the person threatening them knows it’s you and when you see them again they’ll just be like “OH SHIT.”

[plato-was-a-moron]

Gender fluid people would be able to get out of bed and say ‘I want to be a guy today’ and then they just shift into their male body.

 Trans people coming out to their parents by just shifting into a female/male body randomly while watching tv. 

[moved-to-lumnch]

I was trying to look up if dogs think they’re people and I found a much better question

[gusmen]

“i don’t watch tv” proudly says a person who spend 8 hours a day in the internet

[young-replica]

[fozzie]

howls moving castle: howls vain obsession with beauty is his fatal flaw. this is made extremely clear in numerous circumstances. this is supposed to be the thing you dont like about him

all of us including me: hhgfgh howl … pretty ………

[its-the-fluffy-lupin]

I made this and showed it to a friend. She said I should post it, so here we are.

[glumshoe]

Dogs: 300 million olfactory receptors, a sense of smell tens of thousands of times better than a human’s, able to distinguish individual smells in parts per million

Also dogs: smash their noses right up hard against your leg to get a better whiff of whatever you walked by that day

[nocontextgoodplace]