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helenmask

A little progress on Toph

lasttarrasque-deactivated202411

spacedlexi

little girl, where did you sleep last night?

Not anymore

Fucking incredible

firenaition

Katara: Would Toph approve?

Sokka: Yes.

Katara: Would Azula?

Aang: Definitely.

Katara: Then we're doing something extremely wrong.

strongermonster

perhaps some will disagree, but i think the world got worse when we changed the colour of the night

strongermonster

this is what i mean

degenderates

Via @bulbaderp

itistimetodisappear

To be clear, THIS is how nights of the future should be lit

This is bat friendly street lighting, which not only looks sick as fuck but allows bats to pass through without disturbance, as they cannot see red.

orange and especially white lights deter bats and prevent them from reaching feeding grounds at nighttime. Please if you can, write to your local council and encourage red street lights!!!!

gauntletqueen

I'm so sick of people saying water doesn't taste. Water fuckin TASTES

mistral

well what does it taste like then?

gauntletqueen

ober-affen-geil

You know, the place where I last worked wanted to use our reading room as backdrop for a filmed interview (we had a very pretty reading room). On the day the film crew was there, the audio guy came over to my desk which was at the edge of the space and said "Look, you can keep working 'cus you're not doing anything too loud, but in a minute I'm going to go over there and call for silence for 10-20 seconds, and during that time I need you to not make any noise." And I went "lol sure" but he clearly felt a little uncomfortable telling me to not move at my own desk so he explained; the purpose of those 20 seconds is to record the silence in the room.

It's so they have a patch they can edit "silence" over some extraneous background noise later (the phone ringing, me getting an email, the toilet flushing in the bathroom next door, the elevator coming and going, noisy student group, etc), but the point was that they can't just slap any old "silence" over a recording done in a certain room. They have to use the "silence" *from that room* or it will be jarring on a subliminal level to the people listening. Because silence has a sound, and it's a little different everywhere you hear it.

That's what water tastes like.

mysharona1987

corn-chan-deactivated20230623

It’s an immediate unfollow if u talk shit about small tids

corn-chan-deactivated20230623

All boob sizes are adorable and none are better than others.

baishujinkou

official-boob-posts

official boob post

xxuji

birds cant serve cunt

xxuji

i bet you feel really stupid rn

aletheyass

not the coquettes literally reinventing nazi phrenology on tiktok

callmedarthrevan

amiru-shrubfeast

Yeah just a heads up. If you start judging people by bodyshape in any way I'll kick you right in the teeth. Have fun describing someone's face shape as inferior when your jaw is gone

kragehund-est

sex isn't sexy unless it's a little bit gross. have you forgotten that you are a divine ape? plastic smooth skin, plucked hair, painted faces, scripted reactions, scrubbed til only the smell of perfumed soap remains, proportions that are conflictingly cookiecutter yet unattainable, none of this is even a little bit interesting.

you can laugh at napoleon's "home in three days, don't bathe" letter to his wife, but there's more sexuality in that one line then there is in the entirety of the hypersexualized but painfully unsexy internet.