the HEDONIST

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zekevand‌:

“I don’t know, love. I don’t really keep track of other people’s fake relationships,” he said with a sigh, picking up the drink menu that was propped up at the center of the table. “I did notice, actually. Terrible service, if you ask me. When you bring a new drink, it’s a good idea to clear out the empties,” he said, nose wrinkling at the messy display. Nodding his head at her offer, despite knowing at the end of the night he’d find a way to secretly take the check, he smiled. Mouth opening to speak, he jumped at the sound of a stranger’s voice. “What are we drinking tonight?” a waiter interrupted, the Southern Californian accent making Zeke physically retch dramatically. “I will go with vodka water, please. Grey Goose, if you got it,” he said politely, but with an air that made it obvious he thought himself better than the man. “Right away,” he said, picking up the glasses on the table as if he’d overheard him moments before. “See that man just eat my ass there? Could probably get away with doing a line of coke right on the menu right here.”

“You should. It really helps with memorization. I’ve got a book of all my friends fake relationships. Just yesterday, I went out with a guy friend of mine to dinner, and he fake proposed so we could get the dinner comped. It was fun actually.” She smirked around a sip of her drink, glancing to the waiter who had just come up. “I’ll also have another long island please. But with another cherry, you guys can be so stingy.” She teased, crossing one leg over the other while she turned her eyes back to Zeke. She always had a soft spot for him, he had that IDGAF attitude that matched well with her hedonistic lifestyle. 

Leaning back in her chair, she tapped a finger on the table while biting her lip around a smile. “He’s only eating you ass because he knows who you are, and probably wants a giant tip.” Raising a brow, Arizona shook her head. “I mean, if you do, make sure to split it with me, because sharing is caring.” 

“Anyways, why are you here alone? Did you have a hot tinder date that left you high and dry, or are you just here prowling?” 

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zekevand‌:

@ariizonax “Hey. If it isn’t my fave fake girlfriend,” Zeke said, sitting down across from Arizona. He’d only chosen to approach because she was the only familiar face in the bar and he hadn’t come there with any intention to meet up with someone, so he figured it was better than sitting alone. “You waiting for a hot Tinder date? Tell me when he shows up so I can piss myself in this chair and make it nice and wet for him. Keep it fresh as possible, you know?”

“Oh hey! Fake boyfriend number....four! Was it four? I can’t remember.” The female laughed, taking a sip of her fruity cocktail that tasted dangerously not like alcohol. “I’m just kidding, you’ll always be fake boyfriend number one in my books.” Smiling at Zeke who now sat across from her, she had to cover her mouth to prevent her drink from spitting out when she laughed. “Stop! Jesus, that’s weird. But yes. I was waiting for a tinder date if you must know. They never showed up though, so I’ve been trying to not look like a depressed college student. As you can see by my many empty glasses on the table. Can I buy you a drink so you can start catching up?” 

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kashnr‌:

“You and your goddamn Gatorade” Kash let Arizona dragged him off the bed, he stood up and dragged his feet outside. “Is it the only thing we’re buying? Like, why can’t you just do it independently, man?” 

“YES! me and my goddam gatorade. Haven’t you had the blue one? It’s literally the best.” Following the male outside, Arizona linked arms with him, tugging him in the direction of her car. “Maybe that’s not the only think I want to buy. Maybe I want to buy clothes, and food, and....tires? I don’t know. I want to go on an adventure.” 

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wtfjagger‌:

his friend had him laughing so hard his sides started to ache. between school, his internship at the hospital, his frat, sports teams, and clubs jagger didn’t have too much down time to just relax. so he was thankful for this moment, that is until a hot girl in a mini skirt walked by and his friend was tipsy enough to smack her ass. the girl turns around and moves towards jagger, fire in her eyes. “wait, no it wasn’t- i didn’t-” he was still half laughing as he tried to explain, but it was too late. the girl dumped her drink on him and walked away. 

Arizona had witness the whole thing. The tipsy laughter, the three seconds of planning, the swat to the girls ass, and the drink being thrown. Can’t say she didn’t blame the girl for doing it though, Arizona would have done the same thing in her position. Still, she felt bad for the soaking wet male, because he actually hadn’t done the deed. 

Grabbing a towel from her position at the bar, Arizona very knowingly pushed her way through his group of friends, just so she could hand him the towel. “Not that I think you deserved it, but you know.” She chuckled, taking a sip of her drink. “Your friends are a little bit of a whole idiot.” 

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📱NEW MSG from OPEN

NELLIE: i have a question

NELLIE: are dogs allowed in the dorms?

NELLIE: definitely asking for a friend

ARIZONA: ......

ARIZONA: Nellie.....

ARIZONA: do you have a dog in the dorms? SEND A PIC

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leofcwler‌:

“Yeah, I’m aware,” Leo mumbled grumpily. He wasn’t even particularly mad at Arizona, but once he was in a particular mood someone had to be his punching bag, and unfortunately the brunette seemed to be in that role tonight, “Why’d you even buy so much if you didn’t need it? Stock piling or something? A real survivalist, I guess,” Fingers working quickly to roll up a joint, Leo nodded for her to come closer and sit at the edge of his bed, “Now I’m almost more offended that you didn’t even get a lot for it. My shit’s worth good money, if you’re gonna make a profit off it at least make someone pay full price. Where’s your backbone?”

“I have backbone!” She said in a defensive tone, furrowing her brows as she crossed her arms. “I bought so much because I wanted to have a little extra, just in case you know. And this kid just looked like he needed it more than I did. And who has money as a college student anyways. I just told him to give me whatever was in his pocket.” 

Arizona paused, moving to sit next to him at the edge of the bed, eyeing the joint in his hand. “That makes me sound mean, I literally told him whatever was in his wallet would work just fine, and that’s how much I ended up with. And besides, if I buy it off you, it’s technically mine.” She looked at him, reaching up to give a tug at his ear lobe. “So you don’t get to be mad.” 

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sorvns‌:

anyone else and soren would have had their head. he loves getting beauty sleep, practically needs it, so when that’s taken from him he knows it’s going to be an awful day. “ari …” he groans. “ARI!” he exclaims, feeling the warmth of his covers completely disappear. “it’s way too early for you to be this chipper. crawl into bed. we can sleep in a little longer.” he offers, patting the spot next to him. he isn’t ready for the day, isn’t ready for the sunlight.

“Wha- No! Come on, I’ve got a whole day planned for us!” The brunette watched as he pat the spot next to him, and was almost tempted to lay in bed with him the rest of the day and watch movies. Keyword being almost. “Get up, sleeping beauty! We’re gonna go to the zoo, because they opened up a new exhibit where you can HOLD the birds. And I wanna get some good pics of you holding them so I can paint them for an art project.” 

[leofcwler]

how many girlfriends have u had & who?

“I don’t know, like. An appropriate amount for someone my age. No records broken, if that’s what you’re thinking. I dated Magda for a hot second there. A wild few months of my life, Michael Jackson was jealous from how on my toes I was that entire relationship. Saw Arizona and Nellie too. They’re good to look at when you have nothing better to do but way less entertaining. Also, can I point out how homophobic this sounds? Down with heteronormativity! Cue to me smashing pots and pans over my head like a caveman that’s just discovered fire.”

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[luthienne]

…pale spring became dazzling summer, with a tender, capricious sky and the fading flowers buried in a wash of summer grass.

Katherine Arden, from The Bear and the Nightingale (via luthienne)

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scbines‌:

eyes flickering to the door, sabine scowled to see the clearly flustered man at the door. men, she fumed, teeth grinding in irritation; they never knew when to stop. “ no bother at all, ” she insisted, considering her options as she slid a menu across the table. “ say the word and i’ll make a scene, but i’m not gonna yell at you. he looks like he could use a good smack and a swift knee to the dick. ”

A smile spread over Arizona’s face, beyond happy at the females willingness to go along with this incredibly dumb plan of hers. The solidarity between two women fighting against a gross ass man had never been so strong. 

“I’m not a theater person, or even an actress. I’m quite bad really.” She said in a semi hushed tone, looking over her shoulder to see that the man had spotted her and was not weaving his way through the crowds. “But I’m down to make a scene with you. It’ll be fun. Improve at it’s finest.” 

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zekevand‌:

“Yell at you? The fuck?” he asked in confusion, glancing over the girl’s shoulder in an attempt to get a glimpse at this guy. “I can threaten him, if you’d like. It’s a personal talent of mine.” He wasn’t usually one to get involved in other’s dramas, but tonight was rather boring for him and he was welcoming such things with open arms.

Arizona paused for a mite, seriously contemplating his suggestion before she rolled her eyes and shook her head. “Well.....No, that won’t work. One of you will get beat up I’m guessing. And while people are hot when they’re beat up, I don’t want security on us.” She laughed, a hand on his arm as if they were old pals. 

“just act natural, I don’t know. Tell me about your day? By the way I’m Arizona. Graduating art student. nice to meet you.” 

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“Hi! Hi. Sorry to bother you.” The brunette was out of breath as she sat down across from them, hair wild as if she had just gone through a wind tunnel. “So sorry, but i’m trying to hide from his dude who keeps insisting on me painting this weird nude portrait of him. And if that doesn’t spell out danger, I don’t know what does. So like. Can you pretend you’re here with me, or like. I don’t know. Yell at me so he gets uncomfortable enough and leaves? I know it’s a strange request, so i’ll like...buy you lunch or something.” 

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alexanderjamcs‌:

“i mean i love it when girls sit on me, but that’s beside the point here.” he laughed a little bit as he placed his glasses back on the sofa next to him as he kept his head down and chuckled. “i’m always happy to help you practice some painting, besides, body art is hot.”

“Oh yeah, all the fan girls on your instagram account are going to go wild when they see the pic of you with a bunch of flowers painted on your back.” The brunette chuckled, wiping away a stray stroke due to him moving. “Just don’t fall asleep on me like you did last time. Or i’ll draw a dick on your face. In permanent marker.” 

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IT'S HONESTY HOUR BABES

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