Call me Ari :)

Boopity Scoop

[aknowwhatyouare]

Rocky being hyper aware of Ryland's organ systems and suddenly he's like, "Grace why have a pebble inside, question?" Grace just looks at him, eyes wide, panicking if he's pregnant or something.

Rocky just saw a kidney stone.

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[eldr1tch-cr0w]

number one rule! never believe ur thoughts after 10 pm . unless its about The Character then believe all of your thoughts wholeheartedly

[chromaticrainarts]

Eridian scientists proceed to stuff Grace's face with meburgers until Rocky stops screaming

[sleepdeprivedcinnamonbun]

Book Rocky: I make room now. Room and device keep me alive in you ship. Want to see human technology. Is allowed, question?

Movie Rocky: HELLO MY ALIEN BESTIE CAN WE BE ROOMMATES PLEASEPLEASEPLEASE WOW YOUR ROOM MESSY

[imoriginalvisual]

Luke Skywalker in The Mandalorian but it’s Toxic by Britney Spears

[gallusrostromegalus]

I’m gonna propose something: if your combat/ass-kicking sequence can’t fit to a top 40 female-vocalist Banger like “Toxic” or “Mama Mia” or “I Need a Hero” you’re not Doing It Right.

[fatsexybitch]

At this point its starting to feel like Editors are using 140-150bpm as a standard for action sequences, and I cant say I hate it.

[homestuckphobia]

I agree wholeheartedly with every point above but I watched this first with the sound off because I forgot that was an option and what struck me most is how efficient Luke's lightsaber style is. Almost every flourish he makes and all of what, 2 entire spins?, is defensive to better parry blaster fire while nearly every offensive swing he makes is basically a head or chest level kill shot. If I had to make a guess about his character I'd say this vintage twink has probably Seen Some Shit and maybe comes from a background where resources are scarce and help is far away so if you get in a fight you have to end it before it starts or you're dead meat

[screamting]

deeply want a time travel fic where Luke visits the old republic and the Jedi are like “that’s not a dueling style” and luke is like “yea am not doing much dueling tbh”

[brainstreams]

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

Yeah no I get it

[segamascott]

[segamascott]

[steadynursewizard]

This is the closest thing to a smile I've ever seen this man do for media

[unclefather]

[night-shift-sister]

[soundoftheirwings]

Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere

So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.

So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.

And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)

[tlbodine]

From now on this is how all petty fandom disputes should be settled.

[buried-in-stardust]

Both donation groups finished collecting donations on May 31st, and the charity has since reached out to the "freedom of expression" group's organizers to notify them that their donations will be specifically allocated to girls. The charity works with schools to allow impoverished students to go to high school (which isn't free in China), so they will be distributing 7500 RMB each for 128 girls to attend their 3 years of high school.

Also for anyone curious, the character is Luye from The Legend of Hei II. Official design vs. the fanart under the cut:

[ashen-crest]

I can do it. I can write a chapter. I am capable of putting sentences together. I know what a comma is. I am Aware of the Character.

[em-the-mushroom815]

YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU CAN WRITE A CHAPTER. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU CAN PUT SENTENCES TOGETHER. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU KNOW WHAT A COMMA IS. YOU ARE A REGULAR WRITER. YOU ARE AWARE OF THE CHARACTER.

[dogpuppy]

[dogpuppy]

[rylandgraceofficial]

and another detail i love about the PHM movie: we start with Ryland struggling to get the right frequency to do his sound wave demonstration and we end with him sing-saying “good morning class” to his eridian students which implies he may be developing a human-eridian shared tonal language?

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app