Lobsters Are Gay

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[gaycodedvillainy]

[wackom]

[bitchesgetriches]

This comic says in 4 panels what it took us 100+ words to say in this article:

Don’t Turn Your Passions Into Work 

[setulose]

Trace amounts of Monica in my life

[setulose]

A statistically insignificant level of Monica in my life

[setulose]

My life manufactured in a facility that also processes Monica

[euroic]

[milkooze-deactivated20260329]

[theehorsepusssy]

[zhelanie]

i searched vegeta’s italian voice actor and this was on his official website

[fconvicted]

Game Over?!!

[stjohnstarling]

In light of recent events, I have begun submitting bug reports when I see mature content labels applied inappropriately to posts, especially if an appeal has been rejected.

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

Extremely good idea - how are you doing it? Through the contact us option?

[stjohnstarling]

Yeah it’s one of the options on the Contact Support form:

[sharas-bae]

for what it's worth: after a few months of submitting help tickets as 'feedback' when i saw a post inappropriately flagged as mature, i tried following this suggestion instead. today i got my first-ever response from tumblr support on this issue, letting me know that a post i'd submitted a ticket before has had its mature content flag removed.

[stjohnstarling]

Hey it worked! Maybe if enough of us make a stink they’ll fix the fucking system.

[edupunkbitch]

This is legitimately brilliant. Bug burndown reports (the rate at which your software team can close bugs) is a major metric for most software houses.

It takes an extra step in our part, but this is part of what makes it effective. It's not one click, one reblog activism and it hits them where they care: their damn KPIs.

[corantus]

my rare and elusive and lesbo dino oc bigs. who i seem to end up redesigning every time i post about her.. what if a girl was a 3 ton killing machine who hates you

[moghedien]

That picture of Lady Gaga as a child where she looks like a child pretending to be Lady Gaga means so much to me

[moghedien]

Like I’m so serious 😭

[atdawn]

“Get some sleep.”

MERLIN 5.13 (The Diamond of the Day, Pt.2)

[bakapandy]

The Itachi Hiden arc that showed his bond with Shisui was one of my faves

[crabussy]

got told I didn't deserve to be gay because I thought lady gaga wrote money money money by abba. sorry men I am no longer attracted to you as of today. sorry abba sorry gaga sorry women sorry world

[crabussy]

bee boo ba ba.....

[crabussy]

this is becoming a really beautiful post

[unamccormack]

[4.30am] definitely the best thing to do right now is give up on sleep and go and watch “Doctor Bashir, I Presume” so I can spend the rest of day vaguely disgruntled at the absence of Garak.

[unamccormack]

[5.30am] definitely the best thing to do right now is give up on sleep and go and watch “Inquisition” so I can spend the rest of day vaguely disgruntled at the absence of Garak.

[unamccormack]

[5pm] definitely the best thing to do right now is give up on work and go and watch “Inter Arma Enim Silent Leges” so I can spend the rest of day vaguely disgruntled at the comparative absence of Garak.

[unamccormack]

[5am] definitely the best thing to do right now is give up on sleep and go and watch “Cardassians” so I can spend the rest of the day vaguely disgruntled at something or other.

[unamccormack]

SISKO: I'd like to ask Garak about this myself. Have him in my office at twenty one hundred hours.

We don’t see this scene, do we? So either we woz robbed or else Garak just didn’t turn up. Punchy move.

[unamccormack]

This episode is obviously largely a lark, but is there anything sadder than that little Cardassian girl asking Garak of all people to take her back to Cardassia? Sweetheart, he can’t even take himself back. He’s just here to fix the computer and fuck around with Dukat en route to having a breakdown.

[quasi-normalcy]

The line "Really? Perhaps we have met!" when the Bajoran orphanage director tells him that she was in the Resistance lives evergreen in my memory.

[eebie]

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

[eyeswaitingfortuesdaynight]

i know this is censorship and everything, but i laugh literally every time i read this:

'thank fucking god this king is dead. and that's all there is to say, ignore the three other lines of blacked out text'