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I need to replace Sarpedeon’s face cream with cremains. I think I’ve done this with Crux but I can’t FUCKING remember how I did it. If anyone has tips, thank you in advance.

#Damn bro #rip to crux ig

inthetags

Reblog and put in the tags the last full album you listened to

#The Liz Swados Project #no idea who she is but her music moves me so

conleches

some fucking resources for all ur writing fuckin needs

body language masterlist

a translator that doesn’t eat ass like google translate does

a reverse dictionary for when ur brain freezes

550 words to say instead of fuckin said

638 character traits for when ur brain freezes again

some more body language help

bellero

REBLOG TO SAVE A WRITER

because-i-do-it-all-the-time

do you ever start listening to a band and really like them and then just think to yourself WOW i am so predictable. of course i like this band. they put everything i like in bands into this band. and i fell for it.

#Me literally any single time it’s a bunch o former Catholics #Or queer women #Mel Bryant and the Mercy Makers #The Last Dinner Party #The Crane Wives #madds buckley #Amelia Day #Rio Romeo #I love you butch musicians #I love you gay women who make music #I love you girls who used to be religiously devout #I love you music that plays on religious themes

THREE car emergencies in ONE week equals FIFTEEN HUNDRED DOLLARS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH

I must have pissed a witch off real bad in a past life fuck this actuall

fml

edsrosetattoo

This is the best idea in the history of film.

Honestly shocked that Miss Piggy didn’t absolutely BODY some of the people that showed up to HER soccer-themed concert.

#the muppets #miss piggy #This is a joke #I didn’t pay attention to the World Cup #Until the muppets showed up #At which point I was LOCKED IN #Love you miss piggy #Also gonzo

You know what? I think that Benoit Blanc would have tore into the Mithereum gang. He would have read John’s shit so fast. He would have solved the Cytherea/Wake thing so fast. He would have Harrow immediately imprinted on him like a baby bird.

#the locked tomb #Harrow the ninth #harrow the ninth spoilers #Benoit Blanc #Knives Out #Don’t tell me I’m not right.#I’m watching Glass Onion rn #Miles Bron and Jod parallels #But Miles is a billionaire #aka the type of person that Jod was trying to eliminate

stahsm

Overlock Stitch by @clothes_reetzy

thatisuseful

Damn, that's useful

fluidstatick

Finally a hand sewing tutorial on a hemline that isn't just the ladder stitch! the ladder stitch disappears when you tighten it, but it's not meant for hemlines because it breaks really easily! The overlock stitch is more stable, so it holds much longer, and it won't pucker or warp the fabric!

watsdaughter

tags by @gallusrostromegalus

teaboot

OH HELL THE FUCK YES

tiredartististired

I can't believe John Gaius has been puppeting Mitch McConnell all this time

johnnotgaius

Who told you?????

helenecoffeesnob

I just got off of a 20-minute call with my good friend Mitch MConnell, and you know, it was the darndest thing… I guess it was just his stroke or something, but he seemed to have developed an New Zealander accent. And, funny enough, he actually brought up some really good points about sending funding down there…. Anyway, could be nothing, but I’m excited to see Senator McConnell back in the office!

#john gaius #nona the ninth #the locked tomb #the locked tomb spoilers #nona the ninth spoilers #Jod #mitch mcconnell

captorations

helenecoffeesnob

Sometimes your transition involves crystal-gem-fusing with your second cousin, and that’s valid too.

#Tlt #campal #Paul tlt #palamedes sextus #the locked tomb #palamedes the sixth #camilla hect #camilla the sixth

I tried to make a Mediterranean salad for dinner and my quinoa was moldy. Something in this house is trying to assassinate me.

#Dinner #and after a long closing shift #Mold #mold allergy

valtsv

this is going to sound like such a little sibling ass take but i genuinely believe that being a little bit annoying is actually a greater sign of maturity and self awareness than being universally likeable and on good terms with everyone

valtsv

if some people find me annoying and can't stand me because of how i think and act then that means i'm a fully realized human being with my own personality and opinions and free will and not just a reflective surface for other people's desires, which is in fact a good thing despite what people who want you to just be a reflection of their own opinions and desires will tell you, and why being considered "cringe" or whatever doesn't bother me at all

valtsv

also it's really funny when you're confident enough in yourself to know that people not liking you isn't always a sign that you're the problem. like there's something undeniably hilarious about being aware your mere existence has the power to piss someone off and ruin their day and i recommend embracing it.