Very Tired Very Often

Eleine 20 lesbian she/her no. 1 Miss Piggy (the muppet) fan Autistic

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they scheduled me for a long closer :( on the first day of pride :(

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Hey anyone wanna see one of my midterm projects??

TW: car crash, mentions of death, police sirens

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Happy Earth Day to ONLY Alecto tlt and Harrowhark Nonagesimus

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Inviting my crush to a performance of Romeo and Juliet this week. Pray for me 🙏🙏🙏

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I finished my teaching contract!!!!! Never again.

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Happy Easter Sunday to ONLY Harrowhark Nonagesimus and Gideon Nav…

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i'm fine, just a comic ive had in my head for a while now :']

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Happy Good Friday to ONLY Gideon Nav…

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Hehehehheehhe

Guess who isn’t teaching preschool next fall!!!!!!

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happy autism day? I think it’s today. Got diagnosed three months ago, told no one.

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I’ve got somany new fanfictions in the can. You guys don’t even know.

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hey uh, how to make colors less gray. How to make food taste less like sand. How to make noises sound nice again. How to make the sunlight feel like sunlight used to.

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On writing sexual tension

⊹ standing too close. like just barely not touching. why are their shoulders breathing on each other??

⊹ conversations that sound normal but feel like foreplay. “pass the salt” has never been so loaded.

⊹ one of them says something flirty and the other freezes for 0.2 seconds like “oh.”

⊹ eyes dropping to lips and then—back up. with effort.

⊹ holding eye contact just a little too long. like... are they gonna kiss or duel??

⊹ unintentional physical contact that lasts one second too long and now they’re both broken

⊹ a hand on the small of the back. that’s it. that’s the tweet.

⊹ tension so thick that other characters start noticing like “hey are you two okay?” (they are not)

⊹ “accidental” sleepovers. “oh no there’s only one bed.” yeah. suuuure.

⊹ biting back a smile. biting back a moan. biting anything really.

⊹ one of them walks away and the other has to physically restrain themselves from watching the hips

⊹ lots of sighing. frustrated sighs. horny sighs. “i want to kiss you but I’m emotionally unavailable” sighs.

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Watching Buffy. And everything that has to do with Reiley is like when your cool, interesting friend gets a boring boyfriend. Like girl. The hot vampire and the hot not-slayer/murdergirl/narrative foil are both AVAILABLE yet you chose Wonderbread. If I were Willow and Xander I’d be fuming.

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Dude, I adore the little Italian girl at work. Kept asking her whether or not she wanted to do finger painting and she just said "I'm having ramen tonight :)" like that's chill little dude, but I need to know if I need to get your paint smock. Ask her if she needs to go potty before we go to the park and she says "Wearing your jacket now :)", yes I am wearing my jacket now, please move to the potty. Ask her if she wants a juice and she pulls out a little pink purse with baggies of fruit loops. Like okay, cool that you packed your own snacks, lemme get you a juice box.