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✿ michelle | 27 | leo | she/they ✿

[monster2001]

[squidsoupofficial]

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

[catcrumb]

[pathologising]

one thing about me is that I am going to cry

[medievalthymes]

not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.

[7vs8-deactivated20240606]

very scary Jerma/vinny hybrid spotted

[lesbian-toddhoward]

oh god the clone escaped

[256x224-deactivated20240130]

Jimmy

[inloveandfear-deactivated202505]

I love saying “my brain went” instead of “I thought” because idk what’s going on up there sometimes I just live here

[crittre-moved-deactivated202410]

AAAAAAHHHHHH AGONY!!!!! AGONY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyways hehe how is everyone

[belalugosishreds]

me: I'm literally begging you to do the one task you need to do

my brain:

[catcrumb]

[catcrumb]

[dughole]

i don’t believe in job applications if i want to work there i will. my first day is monday ill see u then.

[hyumjim]

Me: you have a soft kitty tumby….

Cat: PLEASE… PLEASE LEAVE ME ALONE… SINCE THE ACCURSED DAY I MET YOU MY LIFE HAS NOT KNOWN PEACE….

[4444555666777888999]

Australians really knew what they were doing w the word cunt like they had the vision

[lifeafterpsychiatry]

You'll get more chances. At friendships. At relationships. At job/school related progress. At following your dreams. At chasing your passions. It's not now or never. There will always be other chances and other opportunities.

[themaracampaign]

Then I disappeared and recreated myself

[adriftwoods]

i love clicking on obvious rickrolls. i see em and say “oh nice, time to give mr. astley a visit :]”