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Aquarius. Previously sujammas

[beardedmrbean]

[cherryfleischer-deactivated2026]

I am lowkey unfit for human interaction

[lilaccccc]

santa put me on the Nuanced list this year

[tooies]

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

[shirtsthatgohard]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

recipes will be like "prep time: 5 minutes" beloved it took me 10 just to get out the ingredience dont underestimate me

[dorothylarouge]

[adactaaries]

Finally, him!!!

[altramagar]

[neometalpussy]

do you guys ever like forget you're interested in something until you start engaging with it again and you go "oh wait i'm like crazy crazy about this yeah"

[dragon-png]

we ask that the defense not say "me when i lie" while the witness testifies

[loving-parasite-moved]

Huge fan of when my speech patterns rub off on people enjoy when thay happens

[loving-parasite-moved]

NEVERMIND MY GRANDMA JUST SAID SKILL ISSUE

[catchymemes]

Solar eclipse shadows

[sapropel]

Don't forget to sleep on your neck at a weird angle tonight. I love you

[seventytwo-waterellens]

Pacific Rim is great because of the absolutely fanfiction level of its plot points. Want to pilot the giant robot? You're going to need to share your most painful memories. Who will you share them with? YOUR CRUSH

[tadfools]

Make sure to check your kid's Halloween candy this year!!! I just opened my son's snickers bar and found an astral tadpole that could have unlocked his illithid potential!!!!

[plaguedocboi]

Incorrect sayings that I use so often I’ve almost forgotten that they’re not the originals:

I have bigger fish to fight

We’ll burn that bridge when we get to it

You can lead a horse to water, but if you drown it you have to walk home

Opening a can of whales

You made your bed, now shit in it

Combining the latter two into the phrase “you opened this can of whales, now lie in it”