SHARKS ‼️

ACHACHACHA

[arkiesharkie]

Guys that was NOT my boyfriend, that was my best friend, i'm a woman kisser

[arkiesharkie]

Hello people i am the official cannon boyf of the guy running the account and i can confirm i am a shark. A cookie cutter. Which is hondtley the best shark. And im neon green to. :3

[arkiesharkie]

I want a shark. Give me shark. Thats it. I just want a shark. Petition for me to have a shark thank you.

[arkiesharkie]

Any man who does not crave to be just even slightly similar to hozier is not a man anyone should want. Look i'm a straight man but I think Hozier is genuinelly the most perfect man to ever exist and any trace of being gay left over from my confused teenage years would only come back for this man. That's not the point though. I think if I could even become half the man hozier is I might die. I think i'm going to go write a song now

[arkiesharkie]

Shoutout to the one person who likes all my posts on here, *insert some really unhinged statement about them here*, yeah...

[arkiesharkie]

I wish the red wax on babybel cheese was edible 😔

[arkiesharkie]

Sometimes when I play the sims i'll talk to my sims like their actual people then get sad when they don't respond or when i'm texting a friend, i'll be like "my sims would have said the same thing. I miss you (sim name)."

[arkiesharkie]

I wonder how a whale shark would wear a tie. They'd need a lot of fabric and who is going to tie the tie?

[arkiesharkie]

Thinking about watch the hunger games again. Do you think they could make a rendition of it with sharks instead of humans?

[snuggle-sharks]

[arkiesharkie]

Do you guys ever think whale sharks see humans swimming the ocean and think of us like birds or something? Maybe like the same way an elephant has the response to seeing a human as we have to seeing a puppy. I want a whale shark please let me have a nice little hug with my whale sharks !

[arkiesharkie]

Can somone please let me breath underwater so i can go play with sharks and just lay on a whale shark. I'M BEGGING PUH-LEASE

[arkiesharkie]

Sometimes whenever I eat babybel cheeses I like to pretend that they are entire wheels of cheese and Im secretly just eating lbs of cheese. Hashtag, give me cheese!

[arkiesharkie]

Sometimes when I get really happy I think about the nutter butter twitter tweet where their like "i want this twink oblierated" and I inagine their talking about me so I lock in again and realize I shouldn't be happy when nutter butter could oblierate me any day.

[arkiesharkie]

I think they should make a verison of sharks that can have legs and walk on land. Land sharks when like, please have my underwater puppies be above water too. I. Need. Them.