Armin Hitachiin

Hi 24F

[clittyslickers-deactivated20250]

i’m dog sitting for rich lesbians

[rasec-wizzlbang-blog]

what breed of dog is that

[illinoisiest]

titzu

[impsexual]

[wocinsolidarity]

BLESS

[mockeryd-deactivated20201004]

I’m gonna reblog this forever and ever and ever and ever

[jade-green-butterfly]

This deserves another reblog~~<33

[spaceler]

[su-sketches]

when you open a new tab and can’t remember why

[twilightprincipessa]

when you close it and then remember why you opened it

[illinicoise]

when your son tricks you into driving him to a PowerLine Concert instead of a fishing trip

[joshsundquist]

Restroom signs got me like

[tigerleggies-deactivated2019121]

This is GOLD

[sixpenceee]

Quote by Dexter Morgan

[sixpenceee]

I love being utterly confused by what day of the week it is.

[ballad-of-gilgalad]

I honestly thought today was Saturday.

[sixpenceee]

Images showing how forced perspective was used to film Will Ferrell in “Elf”. Follow @sixpenceee

[armin-hitachiin]

My little hood rat. She enjoys putting on her sweater #moo https://www.instagram.com/p/BrorHv6ABLqttHgJDeVFNNralb-lzB-whf_wvg0/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=msfx3f0rq9ew

[gahdamnpunk]

ALL 👏🏾 OF 👏🏾 THEM 👏🏾

[knitmeapony]

This post goes harder than any post has ever gone before.

[thesaltofcarthage]

the sheer amount of Fucks Not Given in these photos is creating a Black Hole Of Ungiven Fucks, sucking in all the bullshit over the Fuck You event horizon and trapping it so the bullshit can’t escape. It’s gorgeous. 

[friendly-animals]

(Source)

[art-woonz]

Art By IG: @alysontabbitha

Instagram: @artwoonz

[waywardcryptid]

[zanimez]

this is ridiculously funny

[toastbutteregg]

why is this so accurate does everyone do this?

[toinfinityandbeyonce-deactivate]

“Birds evolved from dinosaurs.” While this statement is technically true it isn’t very useful and thus is a misconception of the relationship among avian, dinosaurs, and reptiles. Not only did birds evolve from dinosaurs — birds ARE dinosaurs.

[chrstopher]

You know the gays love a reveal and she’s giving us everything we wanted

[jockinthegym]

I’m sweating just watching this.

[the-real-eye-to-see]

But they value our lives even less

[fonzworthcutlass]

Ok but look:

[donzo1234]

I’m really screaming

[lebritanyamor-deactivated202601]

he was planning on eating the baby 😭

[gyarados-rider]

Ok, as a biology major, y’all need to chill. Snakes this big are incredibly docile. They have been bred this way. Furthermore, the person taking care of this animal could not properly take care of them if they did not feed them regularly and well. This child is in no more danger than if she was sitting next to a big dog. 

Oh, and on snake yawning, the person above is wrong (SOURCE 1; SOURCE 2)

[constable-nugget]

Please don’t demonize snakes people they’re amazing creatures and clearly this one means no harm

[anti-ddlg-memes-deactivated2018]

snakes are literally just noodle puppies you guys need to chill

[allandnot]

@thelogicalloganipus

[aninactivebloggfgfgf]

Noodle puppies

[chubbinafatzarelli]

this is the single saddest thing I’ve ever seen on cutthroat kitchen

[serinos-kitt]

The contestant didn’t speak English as a first language Due to this the judge didn’t judge his dish as biscuits and gravy but as brisket and gravy and the contestant moved onto the next round After this Alton started explaining the dish he was asking them to make more in detail to make sure it didn’t happen again.

[artemistheartist]

THE CORRECT WAY TO REACT TO LANGUAGE MISCOMMUNICATION