[objectkissing]

Heartbreaking: the tag about being attracted to inanimate objects is being flooded with people who think liking a TV head or a sentient robot is the same thing

[objectkissing]

#it makes makes me want to pull my hair out in clumps#like zero disrespect or judgement but this isn't your space#like for arguments sake that might as well be a whole human person#why do you need a safe space or like reassurance because#you find a conventionally attractive man in fact attractive#especially because half of you would then turn around and call#people who fuck stuffed animals or pool toys sexual predators#“teehee this tv head man is so hot” okay good for you#are you normal about people who are attracted to ACTUAL objects

[crabussy]

every time someone posts a humanoid robot in the objectum tag a microwave explodes. an angel loses its wings. etc. stop it. that tag is for people who want to stick their fingers in their car's exhaust pipe not for you to express your lust for Attractive Man who Happens to be Metal. STOP!!!!!!

[formlab]

Uher EG 705, 1980

[amphibianshaped]

[recondog]

[stupid-puppycat]

i cant wait for the 20 minute long cutscene of the mechanic making out with the bot thing

[thrawlane]

had an idea

[ausgoth]

its 2013 why cant i fuck music

[ausgoth]

youre so right brother

[atrophi4pcb]

yeah “i can’t tell if i want to be them or fuck them” is the classic queer experience but what they don’t warn you about is feeling this way towards inanimate objects

[mx-marriott]

I really like those glass block walls that were around more back in the day

[treadgrinder]

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[b0nkcreat]

my phone isn’t charging even though i plugged her innnnn dramatic ass bitch. YOUR PUSSY IS FILLED! WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT

[b0nkcreat]

Can you stop bouncing and moaning on it 😐 please for the love of god

[b0nkcreat]

i see now that i shouldn’t have made this post on tumblr. specifically.

[cytherean-sunset]

[lurkiestvoid]

[willcraftapple11]

[gifexe]

FMR.gif

[cbge]

your average slice of life coffee shop au romance story except the further you read the more evident it becomes that the barista character is just madly in love with the coffee machine

[original-computer]

me: ummmmm do you have a crush on me

the 25 meter tall bipedal war mech with a nuclear bomb for an engine, a living weapon whose only purpose is to wreak death and mindless slaughter as a tool of war: [WHO TOLD YOU.]

[fragiledate]

beep bzzzzzmmmmmm

[iplaycomputer]

nature is beautiful