nancy baloney

i am a 19 year old minor. wake up its 1812 and the americans are coming!!!! vote Sindie Harper for student union president. Laura "poulet une minute" Secord, The Marathon Sprinter, monster purveyor of warnings (stryker), and patron saint of fast food, assorted chocolates, acknowledgement and grace. you can call me scarlet allison buttercup. also btw just a heads up harper and obama are still in power when we wake up at the end of the mayan world

[alijayy]

[bigdumbcutefaces]

a mother cow looking after her young calf

[horrorofthebeast]

[armthehopeless]

new ask game just dropped!!

[armthehopeless]

[ashnods-transfemogrant]

you need to love the bpd trans girl btw. u need to see how scared she is, how desperate she is for attention n love and reassurance, and u have to love her. you need to let her know she isnt a bother or hard to love, too. u need to let her know shes loved n ur not gonna leave her

[tankie-transfeminist]

This is transfeminism!

[nutloaf]

[xeric-adenium-obesum]

oh sorry when i call you "girl" i use it gender neutrally actually! yeah me calling you "girl" isn't actually misgendering you. stop making such a big deal out of this "girl" is literally a gender neutral term

[loladupre]

Hexacorn after de Hamilton 

[pudica]

super creek 🍬💙

bsky | twt

[toskarin]

trying to get the funny medieval peasants to try my future dorito and accidentally stumbling onto the communal fencepost hosting one of many rural german cat-mutilating games that will later be a wedge in relations between the urban and agricultural communities, shocking me into a months-long silence

[rui-cifer]

getting served what can only be described as "mold from a random log of fallen wood floating in a stein of watered-down beer" as a gift in return for the doritos and getting an experience that can only be described as "Protestant Ayahuasca"

[toskarin]

going south to seek some sort of normalcy which I might disrupt, where in the refuge I am served something which dripped from a statue. I ask what it is. it's from the bones inside, I am told, and it leaks forever, and it brings an ecstatic state

[armthehopeless]

L'Internationale (Live Nightcore Eugene Potier Cover)

me, a bottle of white wine, my living room, the lyrics, my electric, my looper, my preamp, my tiny tube amp, audacity, a bleeding heart, and

throwback to the winter before covid hit

[mewvore]

"we detected a mature post" yeah I'm in my 30s

[gumy-shark]

playing stupid games but im really bad at them so im not even winning the stupid prizes

[sailatina3]

do you agree that you would probably be fine in this scenario?

yes

no

idk

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

[charlesoberonn]

Based on a true story

[flightyquinn]

i hate so much that i understood this reference...

[hollowedskin]

One time I was dating a guy and I took him to dinner with my family and I couldn't figure out why the staff were looking at us weird and then my grandma said "it's amazing you found each other, you two are a matched set. You look basically identical. Same height, same hair, same eye colour, you even have the same eyebrows"

She said this with love and adoration while we realised every single other person in this restaurant saw a normal family come in and then the siblings kissed with tongue.

[misterrockett]

Lot of "girl what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament" energy coming out of these tags.

[hollowedskin]

HEY NOW LISTEN

Yeah no you're right that's fair.

[1st-1]

[virtualgirladvance]

me and my [untranslatable] saw you from across the milky way

[akashicrecord]