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28 | they/them | Mage of Life

[zmeess]

figuring out how to draw the witch hat babies!

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

dude this is the playful rudeness website, the fact that it's on this website is the social cue indicating that it's joking

nope 👎

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

actually if I can complain for a minute I think it's so rancid when people are like "uuuh what did you expect from the rudeness website lmaooo" or "uwu it's the piss on the poor website you can't expect anyone to actually read what you said" or "this is literallyyy the autism website" like okay??? your personal perception of tumblr dot com doesn't actually mean people can just speak to each other any which way and expect to never receive any pushback for being a rude ass bitch. christ. get some house training.

[majo-tsukiko]

The artist’s name is odesso

THIS IS THE ART I WANT TO SEE MORE OF.

THIS IS THE ART I WANT MY KIDS TO STUDY IN ART HISTORY

[anistarrose]

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

[brainrockets]

Do not let your child suffer from spicy bananas!

[moghedien]

I feel like I need to share this because idk if Europeans are familiar with the presence of Aldi in the US, but at least especially in my area they’ve been growing a lot recently. Like Aldi bought out some local failing grocery chains where I live (Louisiana) and have opened Aldis in all these somewhat rural communities and small towns, which for the record I’m fine with

But as a result of this they are advertising a lot more in my area and also in many cases, the people in these areas have never been confronted with Aldi or any European grocery store. So the ads that Aldi is pushing out to its new US customer base feature a cowboy shopping at Aldi who is explaining to new Aldi customers how Aldi works. Like this cowboy is explaining you gotta put a quarter in the shopping cart and why there are very little name brands. A cowboy is how they want to reach their American customer base. They gave us a cowboy

[moghedien]

Here he is, the Aldi Cowboy

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[decompose1]

people are soooo mean to the color yellow and it hurts my heart like u mean the color of the sun!?!? daffodils and buttercups and dandelions!? canary feathers and fresh butter and the warm glow of light and the trees in autumn???? for shame. joyless.

[mafuyuh]

[musabkamel]

From Poverty to Stability: Musab Kamel’s Hope for His Children

My name is Musab Kamel . I am an English teacher, a husband, and a father of two children: Lana and Ahmed.I always believed that education w

[hoerrrru]

I really love her and the whole dwarfs storyline in the Discworld

[discworld-heritage-posts]

Discworld Heritage Post

[vanglaggle]

u need to draw fatter arms it can't all go to the butt and thighs #SORRY

[filmphotofranz]

source

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[jgvfhl]

@beemovieerotica

[enbaluka-tokyo-drift]

[filmphotofranz]

[kaban-bang]

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

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