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the emotion i just experienced is kind of indescribable
the funniest part of this post to me is that the reblog:like ratio is nearly 1:1. nobody’s just liking everyone who sees this video goes yeah i gotta inflict it on as many people as possible
me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit
mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters
me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU
Hey OP? What the FUCK does this mean?
decay exists as an extant form of life
That’s a terrifying answer, have a nice day
World Heritage Post
I don’t think we’re rick rolling each other enough anymore. 1. it CANNOT die out 2. this under saturated market is perfect for unsuspecting victims who’ve been lulled into a false sense of security. be the person you hate. bring back the dastardly link
someone actually studied the falling Rick Roll rate for their Ph.D dissertation recently and published the paper
okay but this made me wonder if there was actually any academic literature on rickrolling and YES THERE IS this is a paper about rickrolling WITHIN academic literature. As in, studies that attempt to rickroll the people reading them. Best part is no one is going to believe me and click that link even though it’s 100% true.
My friend's book is mentioned in this paper!!
There is no earthy way of convincing anyone that the rickroll study link is real. But for what it's worth. It is
I'm so sad that the link wasn't a rickroll 😭 guess I have to read an academic paper now instead of listening to a fucking bop.
“my friend is ALWAYS sick and cancelling our plans” it sounds like your friends life suuucks and you should check on them
"God never gives you more than you can handle" is survivorship bias. People who got more than they could handle are dead.
Oh, dear. I can't reblog that fast enough.
LOUDER FOR THE PEOPLE IN THE BACK
Remember when joining fandom as a younger person meant lurking for a bit and figuring out the vibe and etiquette instead of coming in on day one and calling people weirdos for liking weirdo shit in the weirdo factory.
Hamlet adaptation where Hamlet is a vlogger and all his soliloquies are breakdowns he uploads to YouTube
… I am unironically here for this
this is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen in my life
This is - legitimately - my favourite delivery of Shakespeare I have EVER seen (and I have seen some good-ass productions yo, in the Globe Theatre itself even). Like seriously, even though the words are unchanged, he’s stripped away ALL of the archaic pretense and assumed grandeur of ~presenting the bard~ that makes even the most wildly talented of actors and innovative of productions inherently inaccessible to a modern audience. Like, they’re still great, they can still communicate the message and (some) of the nuance, but they’re still always a step removed from being identifiable to any viewer’s lived experience. They’re still always reciting 15th century poetry. But this guy? This guy is like, screw iambic pentameter, to hell with being precious about the material, HOW WOULD AN ACTUAL PERSON SAY THIS SHIT?
Like this. And it’s beautiful. It’s beautiful to hear a soliloquy I loved so much already, and have it come to life in a way it never, ever, did before. I feel like I grasp his motivations, his twists and turns, no longer on an academic level but on a visceral, instinctive one. Because he’s presenting his mental and emotional journey in a way that speaks honestly, like a real person.
So yeah, this shit post? I love it. Deeply and sincerely.
A post about this went round recently, and I’m delighted to announce she’s since come out as trans and goes by Jasmine 🏳️⚧️
Actor and Writer
There’s a whole series of the Hamlet videos on her YouTube, as well as a bunch of other films she’s made
Here’s to hoping my English lang examiner isn’t homophobic because by GOD did I write some yuri in that exam hall today
there actually is a legal method to torment children in england wales and northern ireland and it's called "gcse exam" don't let them know this
YOU LOVE TO SEE IT BABY
EAT MY BOOT YOU FASCIST PRICKS
Early local election results look fucking horrific. So many racist arseholes in this country who need a fainting couch any time they see a dark skinned face or hear an accent.
Immigrant communities have been part of the fabric of our country for hundreds of years. They are our neighbours, our colleagues, our friends, our family, our doctors, our teachers, our service workers. They belong here. This country would fall apart without them and what do we do? We spit in their faces.
Fuck Reform UK and anyone who voted for them. You make me sick.
Me when Gerald Croft-
OH MY GOD THANK YOU I FUCKING HATE THAT MAN
Visual representation of me trying to fit “wonderful fairytale prince” into every aic question I ever do just so I can EVICIRATE HIS ASS
RIP Sybil Birling you would have loved being a terf
Me when Gerald Croft-
Tag game:
Simular to the "hi im ______ and i brought/bring _____ to the picnic" but were doing; "hi im _____ and i bring the _______ to the friend group."
Hi im Fray I bring the crippling anxiety and triggers to my friend group.
@shaethecrow @critterscreaturescollective @chronicallyonlinebitch @idk-i-like-cats
Hi I’m Maren (I have lots of names so no you haven’t been calling me by the wrong one lol) and I bring the knowledge of Porphyrios the whale that terrorized the Roman Empire to the friend group
@thatchaoticbookworm @p3rpetual-moti0n
hi i'm Ira and i bring musical songs on repeat to the group @shenanigan42 @elara-me @random-indian-girl @i-eat-asphalt @girl-on-the-subway @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @dramatic1nlyf @oxyisdamoron + open
Hi I'm Mads and I bring the shitty jokes to the friend group!
@mrecury42 @tobiasbones @unfathomablylargekiwi @ineffablelyqueerwolfstarshipper @ashiewoods @the-sun-personified
Hi! I’m Bones and I bring facts about human anatomy that no one asked for to the friend group
@4ng31s-1n-v1n3g4r @dancinginmyoldsatindress @sounds-mythic-im-in @hopefullygettingtaller
hi!! i’m Juturna (or April) and i bring weird emo music to the friend group…
@ser4phim-sw4ggot @emo-elmo-the-fith @take-that-depresion @gh0stcav3 and anyone else who wants 2 join :3:3
hi I'm frank (or any other of My Names) and I bring a crippling amount of love and reverence for the blessed virgin mary to the friend group😛
@jaybubu @clerksdagger @ashertheslasher @starmistsan @garlicbreadmustdie
hi i'm garlic and i bring the endless yapper of my interests/shyt that pisses me off/song lyrics/dead! horse beating to the friend group !! 😺😺
@thatlittlefae @xxcapetowndevotee-isnotonfirexx @pepsicanzonthefloor @bananaballs21 @lalalalala520710 @icannotbelieveimstillhere @erlysnstsovrmnroevle @bringmethatfuckinghorizon420 @camisadoll @callianassa +open !!
hi I'm Aminah and I bring the gayness to the party *giggles* ahahaha I'm so funny lolzzzzz
Open tags
@printer-reads-505 @sharkfin13 @y0uputmyh3adinzuchaflurryflurry @sickkvalentine @ewerpithy @gezdrasz @rosalinerosie @stump-goon3r
Ty twin yes u r funny 💅
Hi I’m printer and I bring the bipolar music also a big obsession with the umbrella academy and a simp for five hargreeves
@wallyblack1925-offical
I’m Wally and I bring the complete series of the vampire chronicles complete with a yap session of the difference between the books, movies and tv series also a soul crushing obsession with Lestat de Lioncourt
@eleventhirtythoughts @lotions-potions-and-notions
@mayawithany @magnustowershop @aliensatemysocks @lavendertortoise12 @indigo-skies14 @deliberatelynoizy @future-muse + open tags IM LAZY
Hi i'm Kay and I bring whimsy and a fire music taste to the friend group ✨✨✨
tags:
@i-am-trashyy @dolli33 @yourlocalcuntette @your-fav-idiot-lesbian @kaihasmoreswagthanyou3 @everythingistakenihavenothing
+ any others who want to join <3
Hi im everythingisnothing and I bring facts about space to the friendgroup!!
Open tags:
@angicouturexx @god-of-jirai @aishacvts3
thx for the tag!!!
Hi I'm Lamby and I bring my sketch book to the friend group! :3
@gorejuice92 @izumis-garden @rain92w @scarredstar18 @v0xedblr @voj231ku @moonlitscales @illrabidraccoon @achilles-the-loser @your-fallen-internet-angel @let-you-down +others!! :P
Hi I'm Mari and I bring new people to the friend group every day!! But for some reason everyone keeps insisting that they're not real....? Not sure why.... that's not a nice way to greet a new pal, do they know?
tags: @astralovesrugs @sicklysweet420 @deathbymicrophone @heavens-theif @earth2kade @harmfulkei @kaomojiloser @needybloggeroverloadd @k4mi-noai @razvan-idk @f4nd0m-h0pp3r @d-1-zzz @pientones @rain-candy-uu @f0rever-devoted @ra1ning--candies @clarakittycatty @gloomyggloomy456 @dearlytako @nurs3-bun @confessionsofarottensena @devilishlysw33t @ch0co-c0rn3t-lov3 @cantfuckingremember
hai i’m kao and i bring weird sounds , self deprecation , and a unhealthy obsession with arcane to the friend group (´･Д･)」
tags ^_^ :: @pankobean @sweetsandcupcakes @reinpien @yanshiho @fawnedupon @hpdamechan @bloodyclawwz @dinkingmyoiter6 @illmeowforyou @rottingcannibaby
hii im bean and i bring bubbliness, a fashion obsession and shitty humor to the friend group !
tags: @sweetsandcupcakes @ang3l-dr3ams @ang3l-b1t3s
Hii Angel is Angel and Angel brings comfort and baked goods to the friend group!!
@ryuuhusbando @rotting-in-red @robotgoblin99 @purple-muppet-baby
Hi I’m Dave and I bring an extensive amount of knowledge about the Day shift at Freddy’s lore to the friend group @host-objectified-irl @deskadoesstuff21 @jirais-original-sin @spookthelilguy
hi I'm rust and I bring the autism to the freind group
@splatteredmintyguts @chxrl1eflxm3 @jun1purrx I'm tired everyone else pretend you got tagged ok
Hi I’m Juniper and I bring wolf facts to my friends (I don’t really have a big friend group…)
@pumpkin0mel @casiojays
Hi i'm Celeste/Mel and i bring loudness and tripwire facts to my friendos
@micjelly
Hi we are blooms/wiltz and we bring random facts about things we enjoy to the friend group
Tags
@stagefrightbaxter @pennapennafirme @junebugscreates @gummymew + open tags aa
Ty for the tag!
Hello~ I'm Gummy, and I bring the
Hamilton
To the friend group!
@pinnedd-board @sleepystrutter28 @cats-eat-humans @solar-png + open tags for moots!
hi I’m sparky and I bring the yearning for fictional men to the friend group!!
@spookypointyears @phthalos-blues @astrialumi
Hi I’m Phthalo and I bring the dry advice and nudibranch facts to the friend group!
@spacetimeaccordionfolder @bur1ed-bird @avianavionthebird @possibly-a-jellyfish @geniuscomediae @your-local-starstruck-dreamer @eldermage1 @wooden-houses @hauntieannes @clownfish-casino @churchedcannibal @willisiam-woodiam +anyone else who wants to join!
hi i'm hauntie and i bring batshit stories about the hospital rabbi to the friend group 👍
@fractoluminescence @axolotlmage47 @hollowcat @diciusnestea @comma-souptra @verdart @shalak26 AND YOU THERE
Hi i’m Hollow and i bring copious ocs and odd hyperfixations to the friend group
@unfortunategenderfluxmushroom @amaritheartist @basicallyagremolini @onelonelyghost + uhh anyone else :>
Hi, I'm Amari, and I bring constant lyrical references to the friend group!
@mepsratwizard @geniuscomediae @mudwingprince @silvermoonisreallybored @megamindsupremacy @absentminded-always @era-of-ages @nonbinarytoast2 And YOU, the Viewer! 🫵
Actually, I'm also tagging @i-like-reblog-maps this one is WEIRD!
im Semou and I bring knowledge of the Byford Dolphin incident
@rook-o-nines @n3k0n1k0 @mrman24 @speak-up-i-know-you-hate-me @feralruin
Hi I’m Raven and I bring the constant burnout to the friend group
@mrman24 @i-still-wish-for-u @argon-offical @falling-stars-dont-go-far @foxxie-mcfoxface @gold-offical
Hi, im argon and i bring procrastination to the friend group
@the-one-and-only-piper-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @genderqueer @carbon-offical @antimony-offical
Hi, I'm Antimony and I bring vomiting to the friend group
sorry gang
@copper-offical @antimatter-offical @neutron-offical @technetium-offical @potasium-offical @mercury80-offical
hi i’m potassium and i bring the random fun facts and stupid puns to the friend group
@ton-618-official @tin-offical @gold-offical @number5offical @normal-offical @the-color-orange-offical + open tags
hi, I'm the color orange (distinct from simply orange) and I bring reading comprehension to the friend group
@orange-offical @chill-lesbian2013 @nug-offical-deactiv @raventhecrispy-offical @skyan-official @chartreuse-official @sans-the-skeleconch +anyone else
hi, i'm chartreuse and i bring dyed hair and pronouns to the friend group
@evil-pineapple-offical @coffee--spill @chickfila-offical @singapore-offical @genderqueer-offical @parentscomputer-official @cleaning-spray-offical +open tags
hiiiiiii, I'm SG and I bring encyclopedic information and hyperactivity to the friend group!
errr who do I know in the officalverse @scissors-official, @slovakia-offical, @killer-official and open tag!!
Eg is eg. Eg brought their superior self to friend group. Superior to who? Or whom if you see pretentious. Eg hears you ask, before eg hears you complain about the poor grammar. Well eg is Superior to most, but in particular eg is Superior to @egg-offical
Hi I'm modesty!!! and I brought the fashion!! Now everyone get over here so I can get measurements
@satan-offical @britain-offical @homosexuality-offical @butch-offical @punky-beaver-offical @australia-offical @the-pineapple-offical @america-offical @can-tab-eater-offical @guywholivesinyourwalls-offical @mlm-god-offical @wlw-god-offical @grim-reaper-offical @grim-reapers-scythe-offical @archangel-uriel-offical @totally-cis-offical @sans-offical @leviathan-offical @hells-corprate-offical @autism-offical @adhd-offical @communism-offical @murder--offical @knife-offical @frog-offical @microwave-offical @grims-horse-offical @the-first-imp-offical @chicken-offical @artemis-offical @goose-offical @lime-offical @lemonade-offical @the-apple-offical @guillotine-offical @evilraccoonoffical @beelzebub-offical @one-offical @three-offical @fourteen-offical @tidy-offical @mean-girl-offical @klance-offical @ostrich-maffia-offical @offical-skittering-creature @if-i-had-a-nickel-offical @mad-girl-offical @temu-offical @fairy-offical @sapphillean-offical @the-rats-offical @yuri-offical @togore-offical @shangdi-offical @gay-shapeshifter-offical @bananbreadoffical @carrot-offical @ninjago-offical @godemperorduckoffical @coffee-offical
@water-frog-offical @odysseus--offical @plague-horseman-offical @death-horseman-offical @famine-horseman-offical @war-horseman-offical @taggingemowhodrinkscoffeeoffical @biscoff-offical @love-offical @mof-offical @breadcrumb-offical @neptune-offical @curseof10k-offical @holy-holy-batman-offical-batman
@pond-scum-offical @pond-scum-offical @writers-offical @authoritarianism-offical @gacha-life-offical @not-offical-offical @lakitu-offical @hammer-of-justice-offical @wereboobs-offical @tea-offical @onion-opinions-offical @onion-opinions-offical @kinkajou-offical @pan-offical @oppossum-offical @kissed-a-woman-offical @calculus-offical @the-colour-green-offical @tolkien-offical @anakin-skywalker-offical @m0th-man-offical @your-local-vampire-guy-offical @purpleguy-offical @assistant-offical
hi im rowan / murder / dedbutalsoalive and i bring animations and music to the friend group!! open tags cause i think all my friends already did this...
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hi im axel and i bring the answers to the science homework to the friend group :3
@floatinginthevoidsomewhere @murderous-goose @floatinginthevoidsomewhere
evidently i didn't already post this (sorry axel i thought i did)
i am the goose, or io (unless you know me personally by another name) and i bring swords and the fear of the eternally expanding universe that will one day collapse inwards upon all of us, before we even have a chance to say goodbye to the friend group
@floatinginthevoidsomewhere(if u didnt already) @cloudsdescending @ham-sandwich-consumer-offical @sans-the-skeleconch +open tags
(axel i didnt see u tagging me TWICE somehow??? anyway ill do this one ig)
hi im void and i bring lunch i probably wont eat to the friend group :>
@whispersinthetide + open tags
Ayyy I’m Tide and I bring weird sea creature facts, weird history facts, any other weird random facts, and a sense of humor that never left 2019 to the friend group
@melz-367 @obsessive-procrastinator @justarandomart @coffee--spill @gay-little-isopod @aroaceinaspace
Hi I’m space and I bring crippling untreated depression and 5 million different books that I want to lend to people to the friendgroup
@melz-367 @trashburgersblair @cabin13winion
+open tags (sorry if I missed anyone)
“average person eats 3 spiders a year” factoid actualy just statistical error. average person eats 0 spiders per year. Spiders Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted
POV: you have aphantasia and are trying to draw Caine from memory
