[dozydawn]

Anna Bayle for Emanuel Ungaro HC SS 1988

[samo-666-deactivated20220529]

Source: https://www.instagram.com/p/B18UA9RgPGA/

[hman]

“…Trump’s star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame was destroyed early Wednesday morning in what looks to be a Tinseltown first.”

[dinomoder]

Blessed Image

[kimidakewooooo]

reblog in less than 30 seconds for good luck

[melgillman]

Here’s HSTHETE, the 24 hour comic I drew this year!  Thanks to everybody who followed along on twitter this weekend as I posted these pages <3

[prorevenge]

Block my promotion? You silly silly man!

Warning: Long story

This was a few years ago. I got a job in a cinema, I was 4 or 5 years older than most of my co-workers whom it was most of their first jobs. Having had a couple of jobs previous and a few years of maturity under my belt, I quickly became a very valued employee, so much so, I was given a promotion to Supervisor within 6 months.

The general manager loved me. I was a Swiss army knife. I would take care of projection duties when the projection manager was at our other sites. I dealt with the busy periods very calmly and was able to diffuse potential situations into getting worse. I was very good at my job. I would be “in charge” of the building when whatever manager was there had to step out.

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[unclefather]

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

old people: let me speak to your manager. This never would have happened in my day. And yet you all want the minimum wage raised. I’m going to kill you.

cashier: I’m sorry it’s going to be a 5 minute wait for your food

millennials: okay, my apologies. I apologize for the inconvenience. I’m sorry I’m here.

[chasing-asterion]

me, walking into a store: are you guys busy? i can come back later. please don’t push yourselves on my account. things happen

[heatherleigh02-deactivated20230]

Had a baby boomer in front of me at the Dairy Queen. She INSISTED she was a Blizzard EXPERT and there was simply NOT ENOUGH chocolate pieces in her blizzard and she wanted to complain to "whoever is in charge". She's going on and on with this teenager. The teenager is calmly explaining they make them all the same etc etc procedure etc etc. But this woman is now yelling at the teen.

So I walk past the woman and put money in teen's tip jar. Haven't even gotten ice cream yet.

Woman looks at me. Turns back and yells some more with the teen. I put more money in the tip jar.

The teen smiles at me. The woman can't think of what to say to me and stops yelling, because I'm looking at her dead in the eye like "atm is over there, I can go all night. The more you yell at her, the more money she makes."

[aplatonicjacuzzi]

Aggressive generosity to combat boomer selfishness is so punk

[nerdjpg]

[42chickens]

Here’s the thing, the name is now Jeffrey. I run science shows for kids, and at the start I get them to name a prop character. 80% of the time, they name it Jeffery. I have no clue why. My co-workers have observed the same phenomenon. 

I now carry around a laminated sign that says Jeffrey, and pull it out when a kid says it. And thinking I’m some kind of psychic, they loose their shit.

[bestviralposts]

omg can I have this baby now!!? <3 😍

credit: tiktok ID @31260229441

[mightydiamond]

Me going down water slides.

[silentxtears666]

Me tryna move forward in Life everyday

[fleurison-deactivated20190824]

may you get a sign this week that shows you that you’re on the right path and that things are flowing and moving in your favor. may the sign be evident, clear, and direct

[serious-punched-deactivated2022]

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

wtf is this lmaoooo

[devilishdescent]

with his flesh abroad, he wakes. on its return, he slumbers again.

[devilishdescent]

the pain of departure pulls him from his dreams, his nightmares, his vast and unspeakable visions of beyond. god bless the back of the beast, for it is all that keeps us from his terrible awareness.

[galacticpasta]

this is post is definitely part of something far darker than we will ever be able to comprehend

[miranda-mundt-art]

I can’t DO April Fool’s, cuz my ass will just sincerely take you at face value 99% of the time because who am I to say you’re making that up or not?? I don’t know your life. 

I was at a restaurant once and asked for a Nutella milkshake and hes like “oh we’re out of that” and I, being someone who doesn’t want to make their lives difficult was like “oh okay, chocolate milkshake” and he said they were out of that, so when i was like “Alright… water is fine then” he said they were out of water and it was only then that I began to process that he was PROBABLY fucking with me. 

No one can joke with me - at any time of the year - in public because I’ll just stare blankly as I am attempting to process and figure out the best way to respond but it will be JUST long enough to make YOU uncomfortable and think I’m an idiot. 

[miranda-mundt-art]

[little-miss-rasputin-pageant]

i fucking love jordan peele and i could watch him talk about horror movies for hours

[dojacat]

A parent: say thank you

little baby: tank you :)

Me:

[gerrycanavan]

 I’m afraid of Americans

[lindsayribar]

This is super real.

[justgot1]

Completely accurate.

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

@pre-successful America exposed. 

[themightyglamazon]

It’s hilarious watching non-Americans react to this with fear because I read it just nodding along like “yes, in fact this is How Things Are, there you go”

[sexycraisinthanos]

If you ask an American how they are and they respond “Super.” that means they want to die

[themightyglamazon]

ACCURATE

[crypticcunt-deactivated20230101]

And if you add the F word (example: Fucking great, fucking fine, fucking awesome), it creates a feeling of seriousness. It amplifies the intention of the word. Fucking great would go in a negative way to mean “(this) is very bad.” Fucking fine would go in a negative way as well and comes to man “(this) is horrible.” Fucking awesome would be positive and would come to mean “(this) is the truly amazing/great/awesome!”

I enjoy using “fucking stellar!” to mean “horrible” and “amazing” because shit just be like that.

[sage-the-mage]

I feel like any of those could be good or bad, depending on if the tone is excited or sarcastic. Either way, the fucking amplifies it

[captainlordauditor]

oh sure when americans say forever it means 30 minutes but brits think 2 hours is a long bus ride so

[counting-dollars-counting-stars]

YES to all of this

[elf-indulgent]

I really like what this physicist, Lamar Glover, has to say in Behind the Curve. 

+ this part from Spiros Michalakis:

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

Incredibly good take which is really rare for these topics

[televisionandchill-deactivated2]

American politics since November 9, 2016.