not now kitten daddy has been sentenced to death

jan ala / V ✧ 21 ✧ eng/rus ✧ any ✧ art tag: #vani's art

[aroflowey]

decided to make pinned again 👍

whassup everynyan i'm jan ala 21 and i never learned how to read

i don't care who ineracts and follows just don't be rude

as previously stated, my "name" is jan ala. my pronouns are always in bio but i'll write them here too. i currently use any! im (oriented) aroace nonbinary with too many different genders to list 👍 (the simplified version, i have complicated relationship with gender and sexuality due to plurality so i'm just sticking to basic labels). i'm also plural, so there might be posts about it.

fair warning: i reblog posts containing words like faggot and dyke and tranny. if this is uncomfortable for just don't follow. also i do not want to be a part of any discourse. i'll just block. <3

Apparently, since it needs to be stated directly: please please please always ask if you want to use my art for something. i will say yes in 99% of cases. just. please. ask first.

main blog (inactive, but likes and follows come from there): @npdflowey

links:

artfight // youtube channel // toyhouse // telegram channel // discord: .phantasmagore.

✿ tags

main:

#v: rambling - posts made by me or reblogs with my additions

#vani's art - arts

#v: ask time - answers to asks

#v: mr tobito - cat pictures (rare)

oc tags: (current favorites are in italics)

#oc: kai - a woman who just wants her sibling back and would break the laws of physics and the universe to find them. at first used nyx and bunny for her goals but ended up getting attached and now they're all friends. [she/her]

#oc: ash - said sibling (dead) (ghost) (amnesiac). they do NOT recognize the woman that claims to be their sister. babulya, dedulya, come pick them up, they're scared. [they/them]

#oc: bunny - attention seeking demon-shapeshifter who is dating nyx. was wrongfully accused of assassinating the king. like, he WOULD do that, no questions asked, but this time he didn't. everyone is just mean to him. btw don't listen to haters, he is NOT a furry! [he/him]

#oc: nyx - a high ranking member of a rebel organisation, a minor shadow god, an awesomesauce creature. they're also dating bunny but thats besides the point. [they/them]

#oc: mint - (invader zim oc) bodyguard of the tallest who is homoerotically i mean. very devoted to them. [they/them]

#oc: naan - (invader zim oc) non-canon evil child of red and mint. will blow you up for fun. [she/they]

#oc: rin - (invader zim oc) previously a field medic, now a space pirate. the queerplatonic tension between him and zim is ever growing. [he/him]

[sunderwight]

The problem with studying the deep ocean is that humans need light to look at things, the depths of the ocean are extremely dark, and what lives there is accustomed to spending most of its time in that darkness. So when we go down there with submersibles and turn on Big Lights to see, we invariably and dramatically alter what's going on, in the same way that it's generally difficult to observe the natural behaviors of terrestrial animals if you whip out a megaphone and shout HEY GUYS WHAT ARE YOU DOING at them first.

[adizzyninja]

A humble snubnose eelpout on its way to the whale fall buffet when some nearby humans give it a quick, unintrusive study:

[julianova44]

I put this in the comments but feel it needs a reblog- Check out some of Dr Edith Widder’s work on light in the deep sea! Among other things, she used the bioluminescence of stoplight fish to deduce wavelengths which most deep sea animals can’t perceive and used that to create light filters to be able to film with minimal disturbance! And that’s how we got 25 minutes of giant squid footage!!!!

[psshaw]

[lilifred]

everyone's talking about the ibs/autism haha funny comparison thing while I'm still stuck on the concept that hamsters exist in the wild. like naturally

tf do you mean they're a wild creature. you find those ankle-biters at the pet store

[psshaw]

Not a biologist, but the evolution of mammals is way more granular than you might expect. Humans are the sole surviving species of the genus Homo, which was a real party before the other ones went extinct. You're in for a fun time.

Domestic cats are believed to be domesticated not from tigers, but from the African wildcat:

Which evolved to be small just because it's sometimes more useful to be small.

And no, hamsters are not off-brand rats. They're part of the rodent order, which includes beavers, moles, capybaras, guinea pigs (yes, also wild) and lots of other fun things:

[thesecretuncle]

Shit. This dude knows an extreme amount about a niche subject. Crazy what you can accomplish when you have treatment resistant IBS

[psshaw]

I want it on record that I shit mostly normal.

[bopbop171]

You know a character is goated when the AO3 tags look like this

[starrose17]

He's literally doing this:

[kaijuno]

[halfricanloveyou]

that looks like a condom and the fact that everyone in the notes is saying “the orb” proves that no one on this website fucks

[meatmobile]

the fuck kinda bouncy-ball ass condoms are you using

[spiderworries]

the fact that someone thinks that looks like a condom is proof that no one on this website fucks

[spiderworries]

ok y’all it’s LITERALLY taken from the “wizard pondering his orb” image

it’s an orb. 

[spiderworries]

ok not to beat a dead horse but i found the ORIGINAL image and it’s cover art from a lotr themed ttrpg.

so

[0kkvlt]

No it isn't that's from 1993 you fucking poseur, it's from A SPY IN ISENGARD published in 1988 I'm SICK and TIRED of you people getting it WRONG

[witchsfists]

5 reblog additions later and this post is still best summarized by "no one on this website fucks"

[cuppydogshane]

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.

[hyperlexichypatia]

People in the notes are saying "You can!" referring just to the hospital visitation part, and sure (depending). But people should have access to ALL of the benefits of marriage without needing to be married.

You should be able to add anyone you want on your health insurance plan.

You should be able to sponsor the visa of anyone you choose to move to your home country.

You should be able to name anyone you choose as the legal-from-birth legal coparent of any child you give birth to.

You should be able to apply for student aid on your own at any age.

And yes, yes, ideally healthcare and college should be free, international migration should be unrestricted, and the entire concept of legal parenthood should be rewritten from the ground up. But right now we're talking about marriage benefits.

[c-53]

I have a bisexual guppy and its funny as hell to watch because it seems like he’s only bi out of desperation. Like all of the female guppies are unimpressed by him, and dont accept his mating displays, and every time he fails, he goes over to a SPECIFIC male guppy (the prettiest male guppy in the tank) like PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE and that male guppy always lets him????

[domnika-deactivated20250923]

i would read that fanfic ngl

[c-53]

About my fish??

[graceful-not]

HELP?????

[everyfandom-girl]

YEAH THIS IS SCIENTIFICALLY RECORDED

WOMEN LOVE GAYBOY

[tea-and-hockey]

FUJOSHI FISH????

[allegedly-human]

nothing is more tumblr than having a tumblr sexyman wiki and then warn you to not find some of those men sexy because it's problematic

[blignick]

[liphia]

[lizluvscupcakes]

[persisting]

this is so cute and sweet but the song choice combined with the silverback’s incredible run (which all bipedal gorilla runs are) is making me lose it

[sceptixfakemon]

this heatwave fucking sucks how am I going to serve my liege like this

[sceptixfakemon]

im never leaving this hellsite

[sceptixfakemon]

i swear if this is the second stupid sword picture post i make that gets to 10k i'll just go kill someone

[sceptixfakemon]

FUCK OFF!!!!!!!!!!!

[crimsonflowerz]

that one friend who isn't going to survive tonight

[crimsonflowerz]

turn around bro lol

[tutt3rs]

under utilized comic gimmick is super big text bubble filled with very few words/just one word

[tutt3rs]

like this

[dragon-in-a-fez]

can someone turn the lights on in that jpeg

[aigeneratedfish-deactivated2026]

yea

[dragon-in-a-fez]

[sonic-gallery]

Under the clear blue summer sky ☀️,

in a vast sunflower field overlooking the royal palace in the distance 🌻,

Blaize was enjoying some solitude, undisturbed by anyone 🐈.

The large shadows cast by the sunflowers and the gentle south breeze blowing from the sea to the hills 🍃

transformed the summer heat and memories of the daily hustle and bustle into a moment of quiet respite 😌

#sonicpict

[just-alex-iguess]

Back on my DC era

[ssongbirddoodles]

You gotta get up, big bird! You don't wanna end up like me, do ya?

[toastyglow]

the backrooms are simply not as scary conceptually if there is Something In Them

[toastyglow]

the whole reason why they're so unnerving is BECAUSE there's nothing in them!! because they're unrelentingly liminal and lonely and uncomforting. there shouldn't be a monster guy in there chasing you. you should glimpse other humans (?) from a distance but they walk away before you can close the gap and then they're gone. things should run away from YOU. do u get it

[toastyglow]

"and there was a MONSTERowooowwohhhh" the monster is isolation and banal beige sameness and uncanny valley architecture. you fool. you rube. you're putting a hat on a hat and the second hat is not only unnecessary but it ruins the first hat!!!!!!! "there's a monster in there" great so now it's just another place for a monster to be. ridiculous

[toastyglow]

fine I will concede: you CAN actually put something in there while maintaining the vibes, but it should complement the location instead of just being a generic scary guy you could put literally anywhere