Calvinballrules

[cozy2000]

time to post my favorite far side comic of all time

[kilncreatures]

walky pink shark

[atinybitofhopepunk]

I draw the walky pink shark experiencing whimsical joy at seeing a butterfly

[kilncreatures]

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[despazito]

motherfuckers unlimited

[artbyblastweave]

How'd I cut back on caffeine? The usual. Diet, discipline. One thing that helped a lot was that I harnessed the void. I tapped into the little incipient void which sits at the heart of every thinking animal, and I fed it. I hatefully nurtured it with every malicious thought, every unkind impulse, every knee-jerk reaction best discarded, and it gorged on these things it metastasized. It swelled past the confines of my heart and fought for space with with my stomach, my liver, my intestines, winning handily, subsuming each in turn, until I was little more than a man-shaped howling wrathful abyss sheathed in taut, paper-thin human hide, wandering through this fallen world in anticipation of whatever fleeting offense finally catalyzes my inevitable rupture and detonation. And now I'm down to two, maybe three cups a day

[pedro-friedeberg]

My allies and I will not ride at dawn. First we will shower and eat breakfast and go to the bathroom and recheck that we packed everything

[purr-in-ink]

No amount of hard work will ever earn you sleep that good. 🐾

[lizclimo]

[charl0ttan]

[mysteriouseggsbenedict]

I love Matilda because it's a story about a child who sees injustice around her and gets mad about it and questions why things aren't fair, and instead of the ending being that she learns how the world works and that life isn't fair, she catapults one of the adults who abused her out of a building with her mind

[segamascott]

[kivovis]

i have to share with you all my favorite totk video ever

[aminta]

your straight boyfriend is not FRUITY he is not a TWINK he is not GAY FOR THE STRAP he is a 25 year old heterosexual man named TYLER and his favorite hobby is playing MARVEL RIVALS

[goldensunset]

>‘this thing is too generic and tropey’

>look inside

>forefather of that genre

[firestorm09890]

[frankbelloriley]

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[asordidbarwere]

spiders georg doesn't eat spiders for fun, he needs them for sustenance. he needs to eat spiders to live.

[theonion]

After running a thousand errands, working hours of overtime, and being stuck in seemingly endless gridlock traffic commuting to and from their jobs, millions of Americans were disheartened to learn that it was, in fact, only Tuesday.

“Tuesday?” San Diego resident Doris Wagner said. “How in the hell is it still Tuesday?”

Tuesday’s arrival stunned a nation still recovering from the nightmarish slog that was Monday, leaving some to wonder if the week was ever going to end, and others to ask what was taking Saturday so goddamn long.

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[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[demonfoxbunny]

marshaling my pigeon army for a coo d'état