The Narcissist Next Door

If you were to think of the most boring thing you can think of and multiply it by 15 and add a little bit of horrible sarcasm to that you would end up with me.

[ironpour]

[everythingfox]

[superwhiff]

GET IT WHITE BOY

[fatsoupy]

it’s white boy wednesday

[dynastylnoire]

Ayyyyyye go Chad!

[emigration]

why do white people breathe so hard like haven’t you stolen enough

[owobomber-deactivated20251028]

they call me pepto cuz this pussy is a bismol

[roundo]

Girl brush the crumbs off your tits and keep going <3

[adictiva-ternura]

[hipstered]

have a relationship thats mature enough to sit down and be like “ look this is our problem and this is how we’re gonna fix it..” SIMPLE

[arron-furr]

Got this 🥰

[arron-furr]

Lol nvm

[greedsrolex-deactivated20200724]

I have a disease that makes me like vampires and titties its callled being a fucking genius

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

time for me to ruminate on these tweets again.

[godyoupeopleareannoying-deactiv]

like why is this the funniest exchange i have ever seen. i love them

[groupieculture]

id never suck someone 'silly' it is serious to me.

[fionatienealas-deactivated20220]

eastern europeans in their favourite cafes as soon as the temperature hits 1 degree above zero

[arron-furr]

God I wish that were me

[crazy-brazilian]

[tchaikovskaya]

[cheese24k]

[ceramicpuppyclown]

reblog for easter

[winemom-culture]

forget april fools day its almost time for the best video on this entire fuckin planet

[scabrrielle]

sunglasses. no sun. it’s cloudy: overcast. 

[wumblr]

call me super mario the way i’d be laying down pipe if it wasn’t for all these turtles. attacking me

[ghostberryyyyyy]

Time changed, we’re different

But my mind still says redundant things

Can i not think?

Will you love this part of me?

My lover is a day i can’t forget                 

                                                                      Lover is a day- Cuco

[drunkwhenimadethis]

Just going to keep going bc what the hell else is there to do!

[artemisiasea]

Good evening we are enduring