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I wrote some Widowtracer to celebrate the Mirrorwatch event in Overwatch! Finally after all these years we get the roleswap AU we've been asking about for years. I shamefully admit that this is yet another WIP that I'm adding to my ao3 account, but I simply couldn't help it. I think about these girls so much. Take a gander and let me know what you thought! I'd love to read your comments! :)

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#widowtracer #overwatch #widowmaker #tracer #amelie lacroix #lena oxton #mirrorwatch

stergeon

My new website.

Business plan for my new business called I shave your girlfriend bald.

arrow44

What about wifes . Are they accepted or no ?

#pls answer quickyl

stergeon

> Abscond. Disengage. Flee. With haste. And eggs.

Yes. Naturally. There is no need to create a scene of your own. Not all acts need to be met reciprocally and in the immediate term. Better you escape to plot your vengeance.

FERDINAND possesses an odd countenance at present, possibly due to concern about your next course of action (given his awareness of your HISTORY)—that, or he is simply nauseated by the din. You attempt to communicate your decision to choose patience via another "earnest expression," then take your leave.

And of course in your brief absence, THE PROFESSOR has found her way to LADY EDELGARD. How quaint. You suppose you ought to have expected this, given the time; she is likely well into her social breakfasts by now rather than her functional meals, so it is not surprising that she would abandon her gluttonous cohort in favor of other priorities.

At least HER MAJESTY is pleased that you have returned with her BREAKFAST, though you suspect her relief is more in relation to the fact that the dining hall’s walls are still intact and the day’s casualties yet number zero. You take no pleasure in the thought that she considers you capable of such wanton destruction—you very much are, of course, should she like a demonstration now, or ever, at any time, whenever she’d like.

Alluring as the image is, your thoughts are pulled away from devastation when LADY EDELGARD asks if you, FERDINAND, and DOROTHEA would like to take BREAKFAST together with her and the PROFESSOR—a question which gives you pause. Brilliant as the EMPEROR is, she ought to know better than to ask your opinion on personal matters. She has made it clear (on multiple occasions, and despite substantial debate) that mealtime companionship is not explicitly in your JOB description, but you do enjoy her company, and it could be tolerable to pass a few more minutes in conversation with the PROFESSOR and DOROTHEA. However, you fear for the dining hall’s structural integrity should you linger long within visual distance of the MEATHEAD SQUAD, and you were rather hoping to spend a bit more time alone with FERDINAND.

...

To ensure he does not disturb HER MAJESTY or anyone else’s meals with his boisterousness and handsomeness and volume. And for no other reasons.

Oh dear. All this WARPING on an empty stomach has left you somewhat disoriented: your thoughts are a muddle, and you are uncertain of how to respond.

How shall you BREAKFAST?

Breakfast with LADY EDELGARD, DOROTHEA, FERDINAND, and THE PROFESSOR.

Abandon the EMPEROR. Feast with FERDINAND.

Leave all to their own devices and take your meal in solitude.

OTHER: An alternative arrangement.

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kvlen

HAPPY BIRTHDAY INGRID!!

asapscience

faebee-deactivated20190106

roses are red, tomatoes are sweet, HE BOOTS TOO BIG FOR HE GOT DAMN FEET

brakken

Chozo 'steed' concept. After their species lost their wings, some Chozo explorers discovered great winged beasts that they were able to tame and domesticate.

#metroid #samus aran #faves

brakken

3rd Law | Claws

anarqueeen

Girlfriend won't stop point-and-clickmaxxing. Saying shit like "keys! I can use these!" And walking up to doors and announcing "it's locked." without touching the knob

memorycycle

money beyond ypur wildist dreams

chirasul

one hundred and seventy dollars

memorycycle

draconym

do you think two pennies is still enough for the ferryman or has inflation driven up the fare

draconym

if he makes me use an app I am simply not crossing the river Styx.

squidthoughts

im sorry sometimes thinking about daensa makes me so mad its literally the fucking song of ice and fire and we have ice girl with fire hair and fire girl with ice hair are you kidding me also what if our narratives were parallels and we both became queens after having our girlhood violently stripped from us and despite having many common enemies littering the grand weave of a tapestry we don't even know we are a part of we find ourselves at odds due to fundamental immutable character traits that MAKE SENSE and yet might be surmounted if only we had discovered each other years ago and preempted lifetimes of trauma or idk had one single conversation about being the Same or kindred in any way what if at the start of this we were both just girls that loved stories what if in a different world we were friends what if in this one we fucked about it!!!!!!! what then

fruzmig

feel old yet?

spiribia

i do sometimes like when someone is nice to a character once and its like the only time that character ever experienced that so they are like as repayment i have to someday die in your arms and get my blood all over your shirt

wainwrightjakobshammerlock

i cant be the only one who finds it incredibly funny that theres (to my knowledge) not a single colony sim that simulates capitalism within the colony. there is frequently inter-colony trading and currency, but never inside of it.

oxygen not included's dupes have no currency and no ruling class. rimworld lets you run an honest-to-Horax organ farm but the people running the organ farm work for the common good of the organ farm, the alternative is impossible. dwarf fortress, the granddaddy of them all, used to have capitalism but it caused infinite baby debt and fps death so now dwarves yet again work according to their ability and receive according to their need

could there be a colony sim that had capitalism within the colony? maybe. would it be fun? absolutely fucking not, it would suck massive ass, i would like my colony sims to stay commie and actually fun to play

owleri

Infinite baby debt?

dragoninthelabratory

Housing costs money. Food costs money. Babies cannot work to earn money. And parents paying for their kids needs either didn't work or wasn't implemented.

So every dwarf ended up in crippling debt from babyhood.

wainwrightjakobshammerlock

the actual answer is more complicated.

DF has a system which can make some creatures "legendary", basically heroic, historical figures. When dwarf capitalism was still a thing, legendary dwarves were exempt from the system: they were given free food and accomodations because they were just so cool, and didn't have to earn a living.

For normal babies, the money for their food and needs came from their parents, so there was no problem. But legendary dwarves didn't have bank accounts, because they were legendary, and thus their amenities were free.

Unfortunately, legendary status is earned. A legendary dwarf's baby, therefore, is not a legendary dwarf themselves.

So every time a legendary dwarf's baby got food, the game would try to reach into their parent's pockets, which they did not have.

The baby would then proceed to get themselves into debt (by buying food anf such) they could never recover from. Thus: infinite baby debt.