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just lots of headcanons | 18+ account | minors, DNI | Arrow_Jaeger on Ao3

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Eren: i wish i had siblings

Zeke: you have Mikasa and not to mention m-

Eren: ok i meant i wish i had a brother. y’know, someone to play video games with

Zeke: Eren, you have a brother!

Eren: Armin is my boyfriend

Zeke: … i meant me!

Eren:

Zeke:

Eren: ok… i wish i had a cool brother-

Zeke: ok listen here you little shit-

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Armin: wow- Eren is super hot!

Eren, only half conscious: thanks, Armin... Armin, pulling Eren's body from his titan's carcass: thats not what i meant- your body is literally steaming-

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Jinx: moan louder, babe. the voices are coming back.

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Jinx: have we spoken before?

Ekko: i’ve fucked you-

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Ekko: just got into a heated argument over who gave the other oral more and i won so let the confetti of triumph fly!

Jinx: *sulking behind him* if you keep this up, i’ll never give you head again-

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Jinx: showering feels so good bro. i might turn this into an everyday thing-

bonus

Ekko: *shocked pikachu face*

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Arcane Gender & Sexuality Headcanons

because i felt like making this- leave me alone-

warnings: none- but if you are lgbtq+ phobic you shouldn’t be here and, in fact, you shouldn’t have watched arcane-

Jinx

Jinx is a raging bisexual

realized it pretty early on

“eh.. boys are nice. BUT HAVE YOU SEEN GIRLS?!”

doesn’t really have a preference but-

✨titties✨

outed herself by agreeing with Ekko

“Wow- did you see that girl that just walked by? she was really pretty…” “oh of course i saw her! her ass looked really nice..”

theeeen she realized what she just said and they both stared at each other till Ekko just nodded and smiled. (spoiler but he’s pan so they definitely bonded over looking at attractive people)

Jinx uses she/they pronouns

that or she would say “i don’t use pronouns” THERE IS NO IN BETWEEN-

they identify as female and has no issues with people referring to her as a girl

she just thinks they/them pronouns are neat :)

she probably would use neo pronouns but Ekko told her bomb/grenade pronouns miiiight get her kicked out of several social settings..

“that only encourages me, Little Man”

Jinx would definitely be supportive of anyone who comes out to them

unless ofc you are Vi or Caitlyn

Ekko

Ekko is pansexual

literally everyone is so hot help-

he came to this conclusion as soon as he formed the Firelights

before that, he didn’t understand why he thought everyone was so cool

probably came out to Scar first

probably in a similar why Powder outed themself

personality>>>>

he uses he/they pronouns and is trans ftm

he realized he was not in the right body very quickly- started transitioning as soon as they could

it helped that Powder and Vi were so supportive right from the beginning

ofc he doesn’t tell anyone that he uses he/they pronouns because he’s too paranoid of people making fun of them for it-

remnants of being made fun of for being trans still linger-

they pass really well so he comes out to AS FEW people as possible

being in the Firelights means that you’d be around a lot of different kinds of people. being the leader of the Firelights means a lot of kids look up to you

and because of that he’s never been anything but supportive about anything anyone has ever told him

if you came out to him he’d probably give you a hug and offer to paint a mural of your flag above your bed

also might offer tips on binding and/or packing

would definitely ask to switch genitals with trans women

Vi

Vi is a lesbian

NEVER been interested in men literally EVER-

came out of the womb making grossed out faces at them

probably refers to herself as all of the lesbian slurs

listens to girl in red unironicly

top energy

is actually a bottom

she’s questioning her gender identity BIG TIME-

the more she thinks about it the more confusing it gets

she thinks she might be non binary but isn’t quite sure yet

STILL FIGURING SHIT OUT-

if you asked for her pronouns she’d say “she/her?”

definitely as a question-

if you came out to her she’d wonder why you seemed so scared. shed offer to punch anyone who reacted badly to finding out about your gender/sexuality

Caitlyn

Caitlyn is questioning

she knows she likes girls especially Vi

she doesn’t really know why she should think about it any more than that since she is in a serious relationship with a girl

girls? pretty.

boys? they’re ok… ig

if you asked her, she’d say lesbian BUT NOT CONFIDENTLY-

she uses she/her pronouns and is totally comfortable in her gender assigned at birth

if you came out to her she’d most definitely congratulate you on figuring that whole sexuality thing out because she is hardcore STRUGGLING-

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Arcane piercing & tattoo Headcanons

piercings and tattoos i think the arcane characters need to spice up their look-

that’s all- i just think they need more piercings and tattoos-

also maybe slight Jinx x Ekko but it doesn’t have to be seen as a relationship ig- sorry i love them together-

warnings: slight 18+ themes, needles (?)

Jinx

ok so Jinx definitely forgets to clean her piercings so she’s probably gotten more than one infection-

but it’s ok because she’s trying her best

she’s not trying her best-

she gets piercings to rebel- all of these were out of spite- she regrets nothing-

f u Silco/Vander

anyway, here ears probably have more piercings than even she can count

she definitely has her lobe pierced a few times. maybe two normal piercings then a stacked one on top of that- (im just realizing i don’t know how to describe this-)

all of here earrings are from hot topic

BUY HER MORE

she pierced her right eyebrow, hiding it from Silco/Vander under her hair most of the time-

she has to have a septum- she just does ok-

i also want to say she has a nasallang with the chain- but only because i find those very hot- leave me alone-

oh she definitely got her tongue pierced and REFUSED to talk until it was healed so Silco/Vander wouldn’t see it and make her take it out

she just has her nipples pierced

no one will ever know-

again- she did it to rebel. she has no regrets

she needs a belly button piercing

fight me

i know i said she got them to rebel- they also make her feel hot- and she is hot-

her first tattoo was a monkey. it just was

her monkey graffiti on her left arm

Silco/Vander did NOT sign off on it- she had to bribe the tattoo artist

she gave herself a stick and poke of the word BOOM on her wrist (and she lowkey wants it on her lower back too-)

her blue smoke cloud tattoos were a PROCESS

they trail down her side all the way down her thigh

CHANGE MY MIND-

she hated sitting still for them-

she took the “what do you tattoos mean? they mean that i look good naked” tiktok audio too seriously-

but it’s true- i’m a simp i will not apologize

Ekko

he got his first piercing to feel cool

nearly passed out during

ok- Jinx totally made him do it

he has both of his lobes pierced twice now

oh and an industrial

Jinx totally pierced his eyebrow

it’s kinda crooked but only he notices- it’s fine

has a septum piercing but has it hidden most of the time cuz his parents/Benzo would FLIP if they found out he let Jinx pierce him again-

Jinx tried to convince him to get a prince albert but he REFUSED

no- just no-

ouch- no- not his cup of tea-

he takes Jinx to hot topic to buy jewelry-

aaaand he is also her ride to the tattoo parlor (i am 99% sure that’s not what you call them- but let it slide-)

ok but if the eyebrow and the septum piercing didn’t teach him anything, Jinx giving him a stick and poke did-

this bitch has HALF of her name on his arm- he knew he couldn’t trust her with this-

he agreed for her to tattoo a firelight on him but she had other plans-

anyway- he needs to get it covered up but hasn’t yet-

Jinx is still trying to convince him to get matching tattoos with her but he figures that would be a bad idea-

Vi

she canonly has a few cartilage piercings i think right-

and a nose ring?

so imma add onto that saying that she has a problem with tooo many earrings-

like she probably has them all- anyway-

stacked septum- she’d pull it off

ok- hear me out- eyebrow piercing- does she have that already??

ok- maybe a tongue piercing

she has like a whole back of tattoos

she slept through the whole thing

her pain tolerance is scarily, crazily good- like what the hell Vi-

Caitlyn

probably none if we are being honest

she’s probably scared of needles

sorry Caitlyn fans-

why did i even put her on here??

ok wait i have something-

you know those kids that get their ears pierced at claire’s and the one gets fucked so they are a pirate for a few weeks till they can get it repierced? yeah that was Cait-

Jayce made fun of her so she took out the other one too and will never get another piercing

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TMNT Christmas Headcanons

i probably should’ve started writing these way earlier but ok- here we are- this is mostly based on the 2012 version of the show but it can apply to most universes.

merry (late) christmas to those who celebrate it! (better late than never ig)

here are my headcanons about the Hamato clan on Christmas. i hope you enjoy.

warnings: some 18+ themes

not really a warning- but i ship apritello- xD

also, for reasons, don’t ask where they get these gifts from- it’s magic

Splinter

was planning on starting to celebrate christmas when he moved to NYC but after the mutation, he decided not to.

after a few years with the turtles, Mikey found a picture of Santa in a magazine and asked Splinter about it

told them about Christmas, Santa Claus and the elves as well as the Christmas story in the bible

told them it was a time to give gifts and celebrate

Mikey showed particular interest in it, he didn’t ask if they could celebrate it, but it was highly understood amongst his brothers

it was the first holiday they started celebrating together as a family (other than their mutation day)

he likes christmas most when all of his sons are together and happy

it’s the only thing he ever asks for

even though he doesn’t want gifts in return, he makes an effort to find gifts for his sons

gets Leo anything that has to do with Japan. he’s always had a very high interest in Splinter’s culture and always wants to learn more. he’s gotten him manga, japanese snacks, and more traditional things like a japanese tea set as well as some teas.

for Splinter, Raph is the hardest to shop for. he has asked him what he wanted before and he asked for a turtle (hence Spike) since then, he had gotten him things Spike would like. Ever since he got Chompy, he tried to get him more things for Raph. He didn’t know how much longer he would have with his sons…

gets Donnie anything that has to do with science. he has given him anything electronic. he has been gifted his tool box, his microscope, and, as weird as it sounds, many broken appliances. he fixed their toaster then quickly asked for a coffee maker, blender, or mixer so he could fix them too

gets Mikey anything that has to do with cooking/baking, he senses a talent in him (that he doesn’t quite use to its fullest potential yet-) he’s gotten him cook books, cookie cutters, most of the stuff in their kitchen had been gifted to Mikey whether it was christmas or not. he definitely enjoys the gifts regardless of what it is. (he also gets mikey plenty of snacks)

gets April anything that he would’ve picked out for Miwa. She gladly took the role, feeling only a little bit unworthy. She’s gotten several pieces of jewelry and a kimono (Leo was suuuper jealous but it’s fine-)

gets Casey anything that has to do with sports. he knows the least about Casey but he hears him talking about the Boston Bruins enough for Splinter to pick up that it is his favorite hockey team, so he gets him one of their jerseys unknowingly gifting him the one which happens to belong to his favorite player on the team

Leonardo

believes that christmas is a time to spend with family and lowkey gets pissed when Raph or Donnie spend time away from the family at all in december-

ideal gift would be a Hakama (go tell Splinter for him-)

thinks the idea of Santa Claus is terrifying-

“why would you want a fat man to break into your house and steal your cookies??”

is incredibly glad he is not real

eats one of the cookies Mikey leaves out for Santa

wants tea before they start opening presents

is more excited for christmas than he makes it seem. but he’s only excited AFTER his tea

gets Splinter his favorite kind of tea every year. like- just a giant box of tea leaves- it’s honestly tradition at this point. one year he got him a few english teas to try. he didn’t end up with a new favorite but is always willing to try new teas

gets Raph a YUNGBLUD or My Chemical Romance CD they get tired of hearing ‘the freak show’ or ‘welcome to the black parade’ by the next day. needless to say, he likes the gift.

gets Donnie different kinds of coffee. he even tried to slip in some decaf but Don swears he can taste the difference.

gets Mikey some new wheels for his skate board. “they reminded me of Ice Cream Kitty so i figured you’d like them.”

he doesn’t necessarily get April anything… he told her that he would help her learn some of his fighting techniques. she normally trains with Splinter or Donnie so she would enjoy having someone else to show her some moves. it counts as a present in her book.

gets Casey new hockey pucks. he genuinely didn’t know what to get him and figured he could always use more-

Raphael

started being a grinch ever since that one christmas when they were 7 and mikey unwrapped his present for him without asking

never really forgave him

convinced Mikey to leave out four cookies for Santa so he could either save some for later (or so he could share with his three brothers *wink*)

when they were younger, he stayed up with Mikey to see Santa so he could punch him for eating their cookies and drinking their milk but ended up finding out that Santa knew Splinter’s Kata-

later realized that it was just Splinter.

but it took him maybe a little too long…. “it was dark, ok?”

hates christmas movies

LOATHES hallmark movies-

like he will smash the tv if he doesn’t get adequate warning that they’ll be watching one (‘they’ as in Donnie and April ofc-)

gets Splinter cheese as suggested by Mikey. like a huge cheese plate with most kinds of cheese on it. he was very impressed by the diversity and was surprised by nacho cheese-

gets Leo Star Wars comics on purpose as a joke. Leo was not amused but he actually enjoyed them.

gives Donnie relationship advice- it’s not received very well.

gets Mikey grip tape to go with the skateboard Casey told him he was getting Mikey.

tells April where Donnie’s off switch is- “if he started rambling about something super boring just slap him on the back of the head” “oh- i normally just kiss him. i think it has the same affect.”

gets Casey a variety of spray paint colors. he pretended he didn’t support his graffiti style when Splinter reminded Casey not to vandalize with it-

Donatello

believes christmas can start being anticipated AFTER thanksgiving, and here’s his list of reasons why-

made a master plan of how to end up with April under the mistletoe

it totally worked

finessed his way into making out with her

it was totally awesome

watches hallmark movies with April. they cry the whole time

“Zach is obviously the better pick! come on Marilee!!!”

“ok- but hear me out, Miles has a dope haircut- i’d stay with him for the haircut..”

uses the holidays as an excuse to cuddle with April

uses the cold weather as an excuse to cuddle with April

he will use literally any excuse possible so he can cuddle with April-

makes most of his gifts

makes Splinter a batch of retro mutagen. it took him months to make and Splinter knows it. he keeps it safely in his room while he tries to decide what is the best decision for he and his family…

makes his brothers all new tPhones. new and improved! with better cameras, more sleek design, and better processors. he ended up having to make April and Casey phones too (they got jealous)

makes April an entire PC- ok, most of it is made from recycled parts- but it is one of the coolest things he has made. he is convinced once he gets her all of the right equipment, she’ll game with him. they play overwatch together- but Casey crashes their party…..

fixes Casey’s roller blades- he told him several times that the idea was great but he feels like he could’ve carried it out better… so he pretty much makes them way better

Michelangelo

keeps reminding his brothers that he is the reason they celebrate christmas

starts singing christmas carols right after halloween

puts waaaayyy too many marshmallows in his hot chocolate but everyone has given up on trying to stop him

bakes DOZENS of christmas cookies. every kind possible.

frosts gingerbread men to look like he and his brothers

makes Splinter a book of coupons- like, a coupon for a hug or a coupon for him to clean his room

makes his brothers coupons as well- things like get out of the dojo, get out of my room, and get out of the lab. he’s really using his annoying-ness to get out of actually going out and getting presents

gets April minecraft for her PC so they can play together. they own 26 cats-

gets Casey a new hockey mask. it’s a lot like his older one but he paints it for him. not exactly sure what it’s supposed to look like, but Casey and Mikey think it’s super dope

April

always has the guys over for christmas eve

they have hot chocolate and sticky buns. and occasionally alcohol we are looking at you raph it leads to a nasty christmas for the rest of them

tries to catch each of the turtles under the mistletoe to see how they would react

is extra careful when Casey is under the mistletoe though….

only eats the ‘Donnie’ gingerbread men Mikey makes

she ate a ‘Raph’ once and- “why are you eating Raph? i don’t want him in your mouth- i want to be in your mouth…”

they just stared at each other while Donnie’s face got redder and redder

gets Splinter a ‘worlds best sensei’ mug. it’s one of his favorites, not because it’s his style, but because she sought it out to get it for him. Leo definitely has used it more than once

gets Leo a limited edition Space Heroes action figure. it is his most valuable possession. he doesn’t even let his brothers look at it..

gets Raph anything to do with fitness. back at the farm house, they both would work out together a lot. she learned what he liked the most and got him weights accordingly. she adopts his old ones as he upgrades.

gets Donnie lingerie- it’s not for him- technically… it’s purple and it’s April’s size.. she accidentally gave him that present in front of everyone- his head looked like a tomato in a matter of seconds. Raph choked on his eggnog and nearly died

gets Mikey a cat stuffed animal with matching blanket. he is obsessed with it. she would’ve got him a real cat.. but after what happened to his last cat- let’s just say Donnie talked her out of it… she also got him a Domino’s gift card

gets Casey tickets to a hockey game. she was almost sure he would invite her to go with him but he actually when with his sister (Donnie was very thankful)

Casey

likes christmas more than Raph but pretends to be a grinch/scrooge with him

accidentally got caught under the mistletoe with Raph and it was the worst experience of his gd life

April made them stay there till they at least hugged

always tries to spike the eggnog

gets Splinter a block of cheese. that’s all. he accepts it gratefully

gets Leo a super dope Space Heroes comic. he’s pretty sure it came from Casey’s dad’s basement but it’s super rare and he doesn’t want to tell anyone-

has the most potential to get Raph a gift that he loves buuuut opts for a hilarious gift instead. he gives him a figure of sailor moon. Casey nearly died that day.

gets Donnie an Einstein poster or like a periodic table of elements poster both of which he already has but it’s the thought that counts ig-

gets Mikey a new skateboard. he really needed a new one…

gets April a necklace. it was actually really thoughtful- it was sterling silver shaped as a turtle with several amethyst stones making up its carapace. Donnie even thought it was a great gift and has no problem with her wearing it (which is great cuz she wears it 24/7 now) he doesn’t seem to mind that it’s from Casey

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Basic Bayverse TMNT (2014 - 2016) Headcanons

some 18+ themes ig

Leonardo

probably a swifty

fluent in japanese

writes everything in japanese mostly so his brothers can’t read it as easily

refuses to call his brothers by their nicknames

probably has horrible taste in women tbh i am so sorry

thinks sugar is the devil

pretty much only drinks tea

and he sweetens it with honey

tries to be the son Splinter wants him to be

probably sings the first line to the pokémon theme in his sleep

“i want to be the very best”

always wakes up first

the mom friend but he acts way more like a mom than normal mom friends

“ugh my head hurts!”

“it’s cuz you’re always on that damn phone!”

thinks the games his brothers play are violent but he literally carries katanas with him pretty much everywhere- he’s hospitalized dozens of foot soldiers but noooo shooting a few pixels on a screen where only people’s pride is getting hurt is violent.

wears his gear like 24/7 “if there is an emergency we won’t have time to get ready”

as much as he says he doesn’t like tv, he gets obsessed with shows easily

he’ll also watch tv with Splinter since he likes older action shows

Raphael

works out at 2 am for no apparent reason

can’t sleep? oh! i should work out!

always states how much protein is in whatever he is eating

like we care, Raphael

i’ve said this before but he dry scoops protein powder, he just does.

barely knows english

forgets words and has to play charades until someone knows what he is trying to say

most likely to have had an emo phase

still listens to Black Parade occasionally

either listens to heavy metal or pink floyd

cracks his knuckles and neck way too often

drinks monster energy 24/7

will drink red bull if there is no monster left

smashes the empty cans with his forehead

has asked Donnie how to delete his search history before. Donnie definitely didn’t help him and just looked at Raph’s search history.

we all knew Raph would be into some weird shit

Donatello

is constantly chewing on things as he works: pens, erasers, his lips, the insides of his cheeks. and he doesn’t even realize he’s doing it

breaks pencils when he’s stressed

has a box for the broken pieces on his desk

listens to way too much dubstep and basshunter

lives in sweatpants

like he’d fight in them if he was allowed

favorite poptart flavor is hot fudge sundae or just hot fudge. either way, those are the only poptarts he will eat in it’s entirety

otherwise he just licks the frosting off of them. he claims it helps his brain work.

probably plays dating sims in his free time

plays mystic messenger

projects onto 707

is sorta in love with MC

has one of those huge desk calendars but never has any plans

fluent in japanese and spanish in addition to english ofc

learned spanish in like three weeks for fun

he really just listens to any music unless it’s country

he’d rather be double mutated than listen to country

only drinks soda/energy drinks if they are purple

monster energy ultra violet and grape crush are his go to’s

put food coloring in his apple juice to make it purple so it would go with his brand

will not wear anything that is one of his brother’s colors

so he ends up wearing purple, gray, or black

prefers dc over marvel

the boy knows EVERYTHING about nintendo

in fact, he’s a walking encyclopedia/almanac. if you make any sort of statement, he has to tell you a fun fact about what you just said

used to say “interesting factoid” (like Olive from ANT Farm) but after his third interesting factoid Raph punched him in the face, which is why his glasses have been taped back together

only uses wooden pencils. none of that plastic stuff

definitely twirls his pencils in his fingers and probably practices bo fighting techniques with it as he thinks

one day a monitor from his set up disappeared. Leo brought it up and Don just shrugged it off.

it is definitely in his room, and it’s where he looks up more delicate topics.. he definitely watches porn on it-

hates 90% of what comes out of Mikey’s mouth

smells like coffee and motor oil

addicted to froot loops

types ridiculously fast for only having three fingers

hates when people mix up Star Wars and Star Trek

points out flaws in movies and theorizes the plot out loud

spoils most movies for his brothers unknowingly

hates when the strong female characters start dating the asshole male lead by the end of the move

cries by the end of any movie

craves attention

needs to be pegged

Michelangelo

beat boxing legend

lives off of totino’s pizza rolls

probably eats them frozen

is obsessed with retro video games

keeps breaking their atari

the only thing Mikey knows how to fix is NES cartridges

*aggressively blows into the bottom of the cartridge*

always loses the tv remote

does he best batman impression out of all of them

collects human things

is definitely making a fort out of old pizza boxes

is the most stereotypical gen z

is cracked at fortnite

uses gen z words like cheugy

probably wanted to be a vsco girl back when they were popular

kesha stan

he has more orange crush in his veins than blood

probably watches David Dobrik

gave Raph a full soda can for him to smash

he smashed it successfully just soda went everywhere and he had to clean it up

while watching sports, he roots against his brothers for fun

prefers marvel over dc

makes horrible “yo mama” and “deez nuts” jokes at every opportunity

eats so many snacks during movie night

chews with his mouth open

ADHD

laughs at all the wrong times

loves cringey movies

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Bayverse Donatello NSFW Alphabet Headcanons

18+ for obvious reasons

and because there aren’t enough gender neutral headcanons out there, these will be gender neutral 💜 in addition to that, i’ll be writing both sides of things since it might vary depending on if he is top or bottom

warnings: sexual themes

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

when topping, Donnie is the best turtle when it comes to aftercare. he is always asking how you are feeling and if you want a bath afterwards. he’s ready to help clean you both up. he’ll even pick out clean clothes for you if necessary.

now if Donnie is bottom, he tends to just want to cuddle afterwards. who cares if your a little messy? he’ll at least want to add a few minutes of cuddling to your time together before you both get cleaned up.

generally, Don is very much all about putting his partner before himself. he’ll do anything for you any time and that definitely includes after sex.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Donatello has always been very insecure about the way he looks so he couldn’t ever imagine that he would ever have a favorite part of his body. but somehow, you ended up convincing him that his legs looked awesome. he soon grew to like his legs and that’s a good start to him being more confident.

assuming that his partner is human (or at least not a turtle), he would be absolutely infatuated with any part of your body that he doesn’t have. whether it’s your ears, nose, or your back he is constantly staring at the things he doesn’t have trying to learn more about each part.

his favorite would be your hands. he’d hold them gently, examining how different yours were from his. five fingers rather than three, probably much smaller than his.. and soft too. not to mention how it feels to have someone else’s hands on him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

he typically would prefer to pull out and cum over your back or chest rather than finishing inside you. he isn’t opposed to finishing inside if that’s something you ask him for but he figures the mess is easier to clean up when it’s not internal.

he also probably cums A LOT.

he has stated multiple times that mutants are naturally infertile even if that isn’t something that applies to you. he just wants you to know that that is NOT why he pulls out. secretly he likes seeing you covered in his cum but he’d never tell you that.

when it comes to your cum, he doesn’t really care where it ends up as long as you’re happy and he definitely tastes it for scientific reasons of course. just don’t like cum under his shell on purpose-

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

ok. don’t tell him i told you this but he actually purposely hides your clothes from you. i’m not sure if he’s looking to get punished or if he just likes stealing your underwear but it’s definitely no accident that your favorite pair sometimes goes missing for a few days then turns up right where you swore you left them. he’s a ninja. did you expect him not to use those silent skills on you?

if you were to confront him, he’d assure you that he’s only ever taken yours but i’m not sure that should make you feel better.

to put it simply- he’s a panty thief (or boxer thief ig-) no matter what, he’s stealing things from you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

he might not be very experienced at all at first but that doesn’t mean he doesn’t know what he’s doing. he has read every article about sex and has seen dozens of videos. he knows exactly how to please you.

of course, there was that awkward moment a few days before your first time when he asked you what genitalia you had so he could fully research things completely for you. you insisted he could ask you anything so technically it was your fault for such an awkward conversation.

if he wasn’t quite as shy, you’d probably have a hard time believing that it was his first time. he has every scenario played out in his head and he is very prepared for anything you could throw at him.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

when he tops, he’d definitely love missionary. he likes being able to look at you and kiss you. he likes being able to see the faces you make and it’s harder for you to muffle your sounds when you’re facing him.

however, when he bottoms, he prefers doggy for the opposite of the reasons above. he very much does not want you to see him then. he caught a glimpse of what he looked like when bottoming once and he hated everything about it. his noises get very embarrassing too and he just wants to press his face into a pillow and not focus on how embarrassed he is.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

he’s typically serious when it comes to getting intimate with you. he’ll only joke around if he messes up in any way.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

i’m leaving this blank for obvious reasons

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

Donatello is a hopeless romantic. he thinks every time you two do the do should be special. he lit candles one time to attempt to hide the sewer smell and he’s not sure he succeeded but at least he tried.

he’s always down for trying new things but very rarely brings new things up himself. he knows what you like and sticks with that.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

before you met Donnie, he would oftentimes jerk off as a form of stress relief. in case you didn’t know, being the team’s brains is quite stressful.

once he met you, he would be ashamed to admit that he started thinking about you while he tickled his pickle i am so sorry.

he even started looking to porn trying to find videos that would have someone with a similar body type to yours to help his imagination a little bit.

his sex drive is through the roof, so even when you started sleeping together he is still occasionally jerking off to keep himself sane. and as stated before, he probably gets off to your underwear-

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

he’d be interested in bondage but only when no one is getting hurt. he thinks restraining you or even being retrained could be fun if done properly.

he is also slightly interested in trying orgasm denial or something similar, as much as he hates being teased- the thought of it turns him on

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

definitely prefers to do it in the comfort of his own bed but he’s not opposed to doing it in yours.

he also wouldn’t mind doing it somewhere his brothers couldn’t hear him but that might end up meaning someone else will..

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

literally anything could turn him on. a wink, looking him up and down, just being near him. luckily he shows some sort of restraint or you two would be at it 24/7 or maybe that isn’t a good thing. he can tell when you need to be serious and he can go on missions with you without getting turned on but when he’s just relaxing in the lair, walls down, anything can get to him.

one thing you seem to have to do every time he’s working on something is pet his tail through his jeans. somehow you happen to sneak up on the ninja himself and *poke* and it could be because before his mutation his junk would’ve been in his tail or maybe it’s just extra sensitive, it gets him every time. so don’t touch his tail unless you want to get him riled up.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

he is not into pain. he won’t hurt you and he won’t let you hurt him. it’s not even up for debate he just won’t do it. you get one warning if something hurts. one.

he’s also not using his bo staff in the bedroom

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

he definitely prefers to give when it comes to oral sex. and he’s really good at it too. like i said, he knows what he’s doing whether he’s had experience or not.

he likes to receive too. especially after a long day. it’s very relaxing and even more so pleasurable.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

first few times with him he was slow and sensual. you actually had to ask him to speed up. he wasn’t opposed to speeding up at all he just figured he should go slow so he doesn’t break you. six foot tall turtles aren’t necessarily small…

his pace also depends on his mood ig. after a long week he would just prefer something slow. after a hard week? he wants to go fast to forget it.

same goes for when he’s bottom. but he can definitely handle your roughest. so have at it

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

he wouldn’t mind a quickie every now and then, but he really likes when things are special so he’d prefer to stick to good old fashioned sex.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

the biggest risk he’ll take is fucking in the garage or his lab, somewhere one of his brothers could find him.. but he’d never do it anywhere Splinter would go. he does not need his dad knowing what he should be doing behind closed doors

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he could go a few rounds either top or bottom. he doesn’t last as long as Leo (not that you’d know though) but he still lasts a decent amount of time. he’s determined to get you off first anyway so it doesn’t really matter. and if you don’t finish first he can definitely go again to make it up to you

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

Don has made his own toys actually. as scary as they look, he assured you that he has done adequate testing with them and they WILL NOT cause any damage. 

you don’t actually know how many he’s made or what he has all made but you do know that he doesn’t let anyone snoop in his room. and that thing in the back corner of his room looks a lot like a fucking machine- Donatello does machines amirite?

however, you do know that he’s made vibrators. he swears they are body safe but can you really be sure? he’s definitely used them. he’d use them with you too if you were up for it.

with the industrial vibe hehe his toys have, they definitely would pack a punch.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Donatello rarely teases. and when he does he breaks very quickly.

however, he HATES being teased. as much as it turns him on, he hates it. if you tease him too much he’ll probably snap but deep down he does enjoy it. it’ll take him a bit to get used to.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

he moans very loudly- normally he holds back quite a bit biting his lip so no one outside of the room can hear him.

when he’s in control he is better about being quiet. he knows exactly when he’s going to thrust so that helps.

when he bottoms he cannot shut up. he is a huge moaning mess so he just shoved his face into a pillow so no one hears him.

he churrs very often.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

as much as he loves your hands, Donnie is a thigh man. he’d probably ask to fuck your thighs once your twice.

if you’re sitting close enough to him and he isn’t working, one of his hands is on your thigh. i don’t even think he knows he’s doing it either.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

the turtles’ genitalia has changed a bit since mutation. nothing is housed in their tails anymore (hence the pants) i wouldn’t say that they look completely human though.

it’s green duh and slightly scaly which can lead to some fun textures.

Donatello is the longest out of his brothers (not that they have compared before they definitely have) being the tallest he figured that would be the case. and let’s just say with how turtles are proportioned, he is looong.

he is definitely a grower rather than a shower

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

his libido is ridiculous. you never would’ve guessed how horny this nerd is. he is better at hiding it than Raph though. Raph just always seems like he’s got so much pent up sexual frustration.

he would go everyday if you were down for it.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

once you are both all done and he’s sure there isn’t going to spontaneously be another round, once you both are mostly clean, he checks in with you one more time then he cuddles into you and he is out.

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Basic TMNT Headcanons (2012)

because i think we need more tmnt headcanons that aren’t solely revolving around how they would be as a boyfriend…

Leonardo

• he/him

• bi guy in denial

• doesn’t fully understand what LGBTQIA+ is but supports it

• is the oldest of his brothers

• definitely has all the first born traits

• goody-two-shoes, tattletale, annoyingly nice etc.

• has seen every episode of space heroes 37 times

• is maybe a little too protective over his comic book collection

• like he wouldn’t even let his brothers talk about it

• pretends he’s edgier than he is

• is listed as “Fearless” Raph’s phone

• often wrongly deemed as Splinter’s favorite

• listens to one direction

• unknowingly listens to music about gay men and vibes to it not realizing he relates to it

• always makes his bed in the morning

• probably does yoga at 6 am in the dojo

• will only watch sci fi

• plays adventure games like Zelda or Tomb Raider

• makes the best tea

• is mostly vegan

• a poser when it comes to skateboarding

• has separation anxiety

• teachers pet when it comes to learning ninjitsu

• thinks he has the best smile

• probably has dimples

• would rather be cold than hot

• being cold blooded that leads to issues

• relates to Linkin Park’s “What I’ve Done” on a spiritual level

• cannot sing

• like he cannot carry a tune whatsoever

• if the ninja turtles came out with a christmas album, Leo would be stuck playing the triangle

• he’d try to sing backup but Donnie would turn his mic off

Raphael

• he/him

• kinda homophobic but he doesn’t realize it/kinda just internalized homophobia

• second oldest

• is sour that he isn’t the tallest

• secretly likes frank sinatra music

• most protective brother but he’d never admit it

• honestly he’s just a big teddy bear

• is determined to make himself look good in grey sweatpants

• doesn’t know how to play his drum set but likes the vibe it gives his room

• wishes he could learn how to play the guitar but he doesn’t have enough fingers

• is listed as “hulk” in Mikey’s phone

• is probably still learning how to read

• problem child (tm)

• dry scoops protein powder

• always adds 30lbs when he tells you how much he can bench press

• likes action movies as much as he says he likes horror

• he hates horror

• rages when he plays Fortnite or Apex

• he also plays Twisted Metal

• does clap push ups to show off

• has amazing thighs

• surprisingly the best driver out of all of them when he tries

Donatello

• he/they

• baby he’s bi bi bi

• likes April and Casey both but hasn’t realized it yet

• third oldest

• middle child (tm)

• complains about being the middle child but no one hears him cuz he is *cough* the middle child

• has a concerning obsession with star wars

• hopeless romantic

• has like 12,000 date ideas but is too scared of rejection to ask anyone out

• 70% brains, 30% coffee

• corrects others grammar (sometimes he just mutters the corrections under his breath)

• gives the BEST gifts

• super insecure about the way he looks

• hates his hands and wishes they were smaller so he could work on his tech easier

• love language is definitely words of affirmation

• listens to too much dubstep music

• he definitely listens to vocaloid

• read all of the harry potter books in a week

• he is nearsighted and he didn’t even realize people could see things that were so far away-

• wore April’s glasses once and was blown away with how much he could see that he asked if he could keep them

• she let him have them (seeing as she either wears contacts or just accepts the fact that she can’t see) and he popped the lenses out making his own customized spectacles

• he only wears them sometimes but usually has them on him

• wants to wear a bi flag colored mask in june

• is obsessed with hoodies

• is listed as “Donato” in Leo’s phone

• anxiety and depression

• maybe a little ocd

• probably helps tutor kids online

• enjoys Alfred Hitchcock and Twilight Zone

• really doesn’t feel like he has time for games but when he does he sticks to the classics like Tetris or Kablooey

• occasionally plays Overwatch because April plays it

• is basically the therapist of the group

• gives the best advice unless it comes to relationships

• knows all the LGBTQIA+ labels

• if you talk to him about how you are feeling about sexuality or gender he with diagnose you

• memorizes spotify ads

• lip syncs to them whenever they play

Michelangelo

• he/they

• doesn’t use labels but identifies strongly with pansexuality

• go with the flow kinda dude

• doesn’t care about labels

• supportive as fuck-

• youngest out of his brothers

• used to like being called “baby brother” but after being called it for 15 years he started getting sick of it

• *fs 180 ollies into your dms*

• brain empty unless it comes to skateboarding moves, then he knows all the terminology

• probably a pro at Tony Hawk 3 for the PS1

• secretly is an amazing graffiti artist

• has teamed up with Casey to make amazing pieces more than once

• definitely makes tiktoks and everyone just thinks he is a guy in costume or is a cgi creation

• has an insane amount of followers

• is OBSESSED with Jojo Siwa

• would wear high tops if his feet would fit into them

• probably has a JoJo Siwa scooter with matching knee and elbow pads

• has “High Top Shoes” on repeat in his brain 24/7

• ADHD

• is listed as “Baby Bro” in Donnie’s phone and he hates it

• honestly an amazing cook when he tries to be

• laughs at hate comments

• Splinter’s actual favorite

• only watches cartoons or Nickelodeon sit coms

• relates to Cat Valentine

• sucker for minecraft

• he found a cat village and built his house right next to it

• screams whenever he sees a baby zombie

• they run so fast

• gives the best relationship advice