Hi

she/her

[justregularalex3]

Just a regular normal guy with his friends.

[tillydouspart]

and that's my goat!!!! (based on this post)

[hermitsbekilling]

General rule of thumb.

If there is no chance someone could die to something, Scar will die to it.

If there is no chance someone could survive, Scar will be perfectly fine.

[forrest13]

Professional wither fight

[boxofnothing]

today's warmup brought to you by the c-team. yknow if they ever bring back hardcore hermits this trio would be awesome

[pinkrainbowwww]

The king and the princess👑👑👑

[vicprobably]

oh The C Team you're such delightful boyfailures

[midiscout]

Hermitcraft Dispatch AU Pt. 1

Ok so I just finished playing Dispatch and I freaking LOVED it! Sooooo I thought it would be fun to combine my two current hyperfixations and make a Hermitcraft Dispatch AU!

Quick overview for those who have never played Dispatch:

In this AU Impulse works as a superhero dispatcher, someone who analyzes a team’s strengths and weaknesses and answers distress calls by the sending the hero most suited to the job. However, he’s been assigned to the Hermit Program, a team of former villains trying to become heroes. To say the least, it’s like trying to herd cats and the office and comm lines are always in chaos when the Hermits show up to work.

More hermits bios incoming to fill out the team roster! :D

[daily-grian]

staring...

[sanastratus]

bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad bad

[pukicho]

I don’t give a fuck. When daddy gets hungry for poison ham, daddy eats poison ham.

[maelys-with-the-torn-cieling]

Please don't call yourself that Mr Cho

[pukicho]

Can't eat ham, can't call myself daddy. Fucking liberals.

[mrsterlingeverything]

[crazysodomite]

people refuse to understand the concept of "this isn't important to me but i understand why it might be important to other people"

[crazysodomite]

or hell you dont even have to 'understand' or get it or agree with it you just need to understand that certain things you dont care about or dont matter to you are important to others. and you're not necessarily better or more correct for not caring

[shelbygraces]

😬

[chimaerakitten]

One under-appreciated breed of fic writer are the ones who hyperfocus on logistics to the exclusion of all canon shortcuts, and thus usually strike upon an awesome way to flesh out the worldbuilding or characters.

Like, I’m not necessarily talking realism here since often it’s still pretty far from realistic, but more like, “someone has to be running spies in this fantasy kingdom, and we’ve seen the whole royal court, so which background character is it? How does that change these three major interactions?” Or “real life historical nobility did in fact have some things to do that were like jobs, how does this human disaster cope with running an estate?” Or “there’s no reason for a sci-fi robot detective to know how to whitewater kayak, where’d she learn?” Or “if this guy is serving the emperor directly he has to be way high up in the space empire servant hierarchy, why is he doing this menial task for someone else? What’s his motive? Does he perhaps have the secret space telepathy?”

Anyway I’m always DELIGHTED to find a fic or writer who asks these questions because the fics themselves are universally bangers.

[ocean-again]

person who knows how logistical things works has picked up the cannon, hefted it thoughtfully, and put a single chalk mark precisely on the problem.

[immuno-deactivated20240319]

in the United Kingdom, people eat a street food known as the ‘tesco meal deal’, often made up of a sandwich, a side, and a beverage. it is renowned for being a cheap and easy option for many. however the more adventurous palate can opt for the ‘greggs sausage roll’ for a truly local flavour…

[pronouncingitwang]

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

[yokowan]

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

[le-jardin-inculte]

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

[420technoblazeit]

just remembered the most mortifying experience of my life. imagine you're 13. you go to a private christian school because that's the type of family you're in, im talking vests and long sleeved shirts and prayer circles every morning. you haven't figured out that you're gay yet but youve decided youre a #ally because you watched bbc sherlock and got really invested in johnlock. so this is a really weird time in your life. your dad comes home late from work sometimes and on this particular day he's confiscated your phone and laptop. luckily for you, you cracked the password to his office computer a while ago. and like i said, you're in the trenches so you need your yaoi fix. you open up a private tab on his computer and start catching up on your ao3 updates. and you're a couple hours into this when the screen flickers. you think ok whatever, probably just a computer glitch. but then the cursor MOVES. and that's when you remember that your dad has a program on his computer that lets him remotely access it from work. you freak out big time because now he's going to think you're a horrible sex pervert. years of muscle memory kick in and you close the tab before you even know what youre doing. youve never moved the cursor faster. and as you step away from the desk it hesitates and stutters before clicking the file explorer. like it was waiting for something. your dad doesn't say anything when he comes home that night. and he doesn't say anything the next night, or the night after that. you learn later that it doesn't matter how fast you are, once that screen flickers he can see everything on the computer, every tab and open window. you come out to him 4 years later. he is not surprised

[420technoblazeit]

he saw the gay fanfiction i was reading (probably marvel) and didnt say anything. ever. just let me stew in my own internalized homophobia. can you believe that shit. oh my god. oh my godddddd