I haven't followed PJ's work recently but I found out the news from an old friend from here. Holy Shit is all I can truly say along with I hope his wife and children are okay as well. How is everyone holding up at this time? If you ever feel like you have no one to go to, please know someone's there for you around the corner. Never suffer in silence and there are resources to help you, no matter who you are.
A Long Heartfelt Post, To Anyone Who Would Like to Read
To give an update on life because I decided to do an idea involving this. For the next 6 months I'm going to Florida to take part in the Disney College Program (I know it is a bit controversial but what I want to go for it's honestly a neutral option).
This decision wasn't easy at all, it was honestly really difficult. When I went to Disney World in February, I had it stuck in my head that I wouldn't be able to get in. I have an Associates Degree in Fine Arts, going to WDW to celebrate my graduation and during that time I was still working a job where I was being underpaid and thought I was stuck in. My cousin J, who is a 1 1/2 years younger than me and were attached to the hip when we were children, was in the DCP at that time. We met up briefly for a moment at Disney Springs and Hollywood Studios but we didn't discuss anything.
This part my cousin did not know was I engaged in a lot of conversations with Cast Members at the parks gift shops and they mentioned DCP to me. I told them I did want to get into Animation or somewhere in that route and emphasized I should sing up and you can sign up within 2 years after you graduated. I was stunned and the one that actually got me to start thinking was the second day of Magic Kingdom and then lovely talk I had in the Japan Pavilion with 2 cast members in Epcot.
That night at Epcot, I was drunk from a Sake shaved ice concoction from the Japan Pavilion (it was blood orange flavored, absolutely delicious but will knock you onto your ass the next minute, My sister and friend Deox has official black mail on me for that night, simple but 10/10 would recommend again and again), J decided to join us for the night time show to close out the evening. I looked over at J and said "you know if we traveled back in time and we told our 5-6 year old selves we would watching the fireworks together in Disney World, they would've thought we were crazy" and she agreed. After the beautiful performance and we were on our way to the exit that's when I started talking to her about DCP. She did mention the pros and cons and I was still hesitant about the idea. I had my heart set on a ludicrous idea, of how I can get myself into the career I wanted, when an easier option was right in front of my face.
That night when I was leaving the lot in Epcot, I felt the urge of a gut saying 'you have to stay, why are you leaving' I thought it was me just going to miss being there from vacation but I just had a gut feeling I'll be back there soon. Once I was back home, I was fighting to get any way for my pay to change at my job along with having DCP simmering in the back of my head. Then when I got the call that they cant fix my pay at the moment or back pay that's when I decided to say heck it.
I applied but it took me a week to finish the application because i wanted to make sure I pay attention to each thing that they were requiring. I was then asked to do a questionare, and soon after a on phone interview where the woman was able to answer my questions regarding to the living space and also recommended me the seminars I should look into when I'm down there. I thought the into went really well and I got an email saying it might take a while to get a response more towards the end of June I would hear a definitive answer. But hell was I wrong.
Two days later, I had an opening shift and something in me said I should check my email and I was greeted with an email saying I got in and gave me an offer letter to print and also was offering a pay that was more than I was making at the job I was at. I was in tears crying but had to stop since customers were coming in. Then past 2 months I have been preparing and getting stuff done so I can be ready to be picked up for the airport, Which is now going to be in T-Minus 20 hours.
To let out my inner child for just a moment, let's just say Neverland has been calling for me and the invitation is a bit overdue lmao so I guess this is the next best thing 😂😂😂.
I can't help but beyond thankful for my family and friends support back at home and the online friends that have become my second family that I can always lean on. This has honestly been a wild ride the past few months. Some sad, happy, and sometimes downright aggravating. I'm also thankful for my friend @reddie28 for their support also on here whether it's someone to vent to and also to distract and have some with. I do apologize for taking absence for a bit during the beginning of 2023. I'm so thankful you stuck around ❤️. For the content on my page, it will remain the same but i will be throwing in some more Disney stuff than usual.
2023 is the year of the Rabbit (which is the same sign I was born). I don't know who blessed me to have a figurative rabbits foot. But I feel I was now able to fulfill my inner childs dream of getting pixie dust to be able to have their own adventure and my inner teens dream to become an artist of something big that can touch another child or an elderly and give them something to escape and smile even if it's an hour and 30 mins of screentime.
Gaz: I wanna know what exactly your type is.
Y/N: I'm not just gonna give you more fodder to throw at me-
Gaz: I have an idea of it already, but I want details!
Y/N: No!
Gaz: Like- König! Would you-
Y/N: Of fuckin’ course I wanna fuck König! He’s huge, he could LITERALLY snap me in half and my dad didn’t love me, of course I want him to fuck me!
Soap: *does that weird inhale-choke-cough*
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(Dick mention + a woman’s experience of a dude making gross comments. It’s funny I swear-)
Fem!medic!Y/N: most of the time, people are pretty nice and sometimes impressed when when I bring up I’m a medical professional. Other times…eh..
Soap: Eh?
Y/N: Sometimes you get conspiracy theorists.
Soap: Ohhhh…
Y/N: Some evangelists, gross dudes.
Gaz: Gross dudes? What’s the worst you’ve heard?
Ghost, sipping a whiskey: This outta be good.
Y/N: Uh, once I told this man hitting on me I was a field doctor? He said, and I quote. “Been awhile since my last check up, mind checking me for ball cancer.” And I-
Gaz: WHAT
Soap: YOU’RE KIDDING
Y/N: I am not. I just- I walked away.
Price: Fuckin’ hell.
Y/N: It’s fine. He got shot in the dick next mission, ended up with a male doctor.
Ghost: Karma at its best.
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Graves: Oh FUCK YOU
Y/N: Tsk, oooo…you don’t have enough money for that.
Soap: HAHA!
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Soap, drunk: Back Street’s back, alright! Do do do do-
Gaz, drunk on Price’ shoulders: Dodooodo-
Price: Simon, get your boy.
Ghost: *picking Soap up by his belt, carrying him like a bag* Yes sir.
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Recruit: When you gonna stop giving me blue balls?
Gaz: Whoa hey!-
Y/N: Aight, I got my steel toes on. How bout we make’em black and blue?
Recruit: I-
Y/N: Shut the fuck up. I’ve already turned you down, get a hint. Word of advice? Rather than shoot for the stars, maybe shoot your shot in your lower bracket, yeah?
Recruit:
Gaz: Someone get a fire extinguisher, this dudes been burned.
Soap: On it. *sprays recruit with fire extinguisher*
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Soap: Nice onesie, does it come in men’s?
Gaz, in his pyjamas: I think you cum enough in men for the all of us.
Soap: ACK-
Ghost: *slides out of the room*
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Ghost: Have you ever considered, just once, using your brain first?
Soap: Now why would I do that?
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(Insert random name I HC for Laswell’s wife)
Kate, after being in a bad explosion and ending up in this hospital: My wife, she’ll get upset if she sees you rubbing me like that on my chest.
Diana: I am your wife.
Kate ….
Diana: :)
Heart rate monitor: BEEPBEEPBEEPBE-
Kate Hi.
Diana: Hehe, hi.
Gaz, in the corner: Oh to be in love.
Soap: This is disgusting, why can’t I have this? >:,(
Gaz: Cause your type in men is awful.
Soap: Hey!
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Y/N: *walks into common room* Hello, I am very upset. I feel a meltdown coming on and you are all buff men, so I would like to request being picked up and held like a baby for a short period of time, please.
Soap: Do you want to talk about what’s bothering you?
Y/N: Nope.
König: ….*slowly approaches and picks Y/N up from under their arms*
Y/N, clinging to him like a koala and hiding in his shoulder: Thank you, I appreciate you.
König: *awkward back pat*
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König: :)
Y/N: Bloopbloopbloopbloop-
Horagi: Y/N!
Y/N: What?
Horagi: Tha-That is our colo-that is a dangerous man!
Y/N: He’s not a dangerous man!
Horagi: What are y-
Y/N: We’re bloopin’! Bloopbloopbloop-
König: -w-
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Price: Kid, I need you to-
Gaz & Y/N: *dancing like they don’t have jobs to do*
Gaz: Go stink!
Y/N: Fuck it up!
Gaz: Go stink!
Y/N: Fuck it up!
Gaz: Go stink!
Y/N: That’s what’s up!
Gaz: Go stink!
Y/N: I’m in love!
Price: AHEM
Gaz: Oh shit-
Y/N: HEEEYY captaaaaiinn, what’s uuupp ahaha…
Price: *sigh*
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(Based on; Me if COD was real. Deadass. Full serious. I am not kidding)
Gaz: So have you met the Captain yet?
Y/N: No.
Gaz: Are you nervous?
Y/N: No no, I have a firm belief that they’re just people. Obviously I’ll respect him as a superior but that’s nnnnnnnnwho the hell is that?
Y/N: *fucking breaking their neck*
Gaz: Oh- Nope. No no, THAT is Captain. Don’t think about it.
Y/N: I’m thinking about it.
Gaz: That’s not allowed.
Y/N: Ive done worse for less, if he asks I’m sucking it, you can’t stop me.
Gaz: Jesus Bloody Christ-
Y/N: Tell him to call me when he’s on leave.
Gaz: Stop-
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König: *walks in*
Ghost: ??
Soap: Oh, hey!
Gaz: Y’a need somethi-
König: *picks up Y/N under his arm while humming, leaving the room*
König: I love stealing, I love taking things!~
Ghost: What the f-
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Colonel!König: I’m 42 so, I don’t-
Y/N: YOU’RE 42?!
Colonel!König: Yeah.
Y/N: …it’s okay no one has to know babygirl~
König: NEIN! Nein, don’t call me babygirl!-
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(Based on this awful Gaz outfit I saw on Twitter)
MILF!Y/N: *doing paperwork*
Gaz: Would you date me?
Y/N: Baby we couldn’t even get a drink together. You can’t buy me nothin.
Gaz: What do you mean? :(
Y/N: Look at your outfit! What are you wearing?
Gaz: I think I look pretty fly.
Y/N: For who, your mom?
Gaz: :((
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Gaz: STOP DATING MY CAPTAIN
Y/N: ….you know what, I’m gonna start dating him even harder.
Gaz: What’s that supposed to mean?
Y/N: You know what it means.
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MILF!Y/N: *shoving apple juice into a cart* They gon’ need nutrition.
Laswell: How many kids do you have?
MILF!Y/N: Eleven!
Laswell: So I’m assuming your kids really like apple juice?
MILF!Y/N: No but they looove orange juice but they’ve been bad this week.
Laswell: What grade are your kids in?
MILF!Y/N: Sixteenth grade.
Laswell: PFFT Sixteenth- that’s not even a grade! So your kids graduated college?
MILF!Y/N: No they, they- …where are my kids?
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(Her “kids” on the other side of the store)
Price: Boys please-
Gaz: I AM NOT LOSING!
Soap, in a fuckin’ headlock with him: Yes you fuckin’ are!!
Ghost: *slipping cookies under his mask, he did not pay for them*
König: *looking for a fruity snack*
Horagi: *grabbing as many packs of spicy chips as he can*
Alejandro: This is a disgrace. *holding up frozen burritos*
Rudy: These are worse. *motions to frozen tamales*
Alex: Did you know you can use coke as rust remover?
Farah: …and you want to drink it??
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Y/N: So. Kyle.
Gaz, already afraid: …yes?
Y/N: I found some of your old playlists…
Gaz:
Y/N:
Gaz:
Y/N: You an emo?
Gaz: I was a SCENE as a teenager, get it right.
Okay so let's just say my friend has been wanting to get me into COD for a while now. I was a stubborn Halo fan until I caved and tbh I havent touched Halo since......
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