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I’m fucking tired fuck - They/Them - 26

[artemis-is-tired]

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[i-am-a-fish]

whose dumb ass idiot fuck idea was it to make medicine cost money

[i-am-a-fish]

go to triple hell

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

heard someone say "who even owns a rolling pin anymore" and my brain froze trying to process it. what does that mean. are u implying rolling pins are outdated technology? did we come up with a shiny new 21st century method of flattening dough of which i remain uninformed? is there now an app on the app store people are using instead??? im losing my mind "who even owns a rolling pin" people who BAKE

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

#kneadless comment

[hotvampireadjacent]

[zoesupreme]

I have started following the journey of a German soccer fan in the US for the world cup

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[zoesupreme]

@laeffy the euros have found buc-ee's

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[plushpyth]

my little sister is 5 by the way and she is fuckign hilarious im literally crying rn

[plushpyth]

Hey guys the star of Let It Snake is graduating high school today lmao

[fandom-man]

[scholarlypidgeot]

@moethh don't hide this in the tags

[huckleberryhal]

Grandma Ferret. (X)

[huckleberryhal]

Today’s Grandma Ferret

[i-am-a-fish]

teleports into your house for like, a single millisecond in a room that you're currently not in and then leaves

[pukicho]

Whats wrong, you barely touched your pellets

[mosscaller]

I need a mix of wet and dry food.

[pukicho]

What the fuck. You talk?

[jimmyhoffathecat]

I think he’s threatening me

[i-am-a-fish]

sitting

[lking-creation-hub]

Hello fish I made it cozy for you, I hope you like it~

[i-am-a-fish]

this is very nice, thank you :)

[prokopetz]

"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

[xeansicemane]

Humans have a really weird mix of mundane superpowers.

We're not fast and don't have a lot of natural weaponry but we're bizarrely tolerant to a broad range of toxins to the point that one toxin is considered a morning necessity for some to perform at work. Gotta love us.

[vexwerewolf]

[missmacfire]

[capybaralovers]

[petrichormeraki]

The trope where people don't recognize each other because it's been so long since they last interacted and they've both changed so much that they're basically strangers UNTIL one of them does their Signature Thing™ and the other just stops dead because oh. It's YOU. All at once it's so clearly you

[petrichormeraki]

This flavor of reblog to this post always makes me laugh so hard thank you

[helloitsbees]

[odyknms]

[acekoral]

Peak animation

[luenkel]

people on this website will come up with ways to turn anything into a girl

[fluffysheeps]

Winds and waves babies 🥺!!