Arty's place

Hi there, I'm Arty. 32yo, Slovak, queer, agender (any pronouns are fine with me), feminist, goth, socialist, borderline, disabled

[projectcatzo]

Project Runway episodes shouldn't be allowed to only be 45 minutes, I need to see them CREATING

[cut-catches]

tim gunn critiquing an outfit: i encourage you to give this piece some more thought before hitting the runway. make it work!

christian siriano critiquing an outfit: if this piece were a plane, it wouldn’t even come CLOSE to hitting the cuntagon. UGH.

[vivitur-moritur]

the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse

[vivitur-moritur]

update: i’ve made it through the user manual and have sewn myself a cravat. the sewing machine is a delicate breed of horse with anger in its motion and spite in its heart.

[kyotoagnes]

And it bites too.

[redstonedust]

being too warm during the day: well, this sucks, but this temperature makes sense because the sun is up, and the sun is making me warm. i am unhappy but logically i can deal with it for now.

being too warm at night: what if i kill everybody.

[sheisraging]

blessed

[yellow-cat]

actually hate that the bodys response to anything is nausea. ate too much? nauseous. ate too little? nauseous. an imaginary threat got you scared? be nauseous. on your period? you guessed it. sawed into your hand and need to go to the emergency room? perhaps throwing up into your open wound will be of help

[someladyofsorrows]

if you’re vocally anti-kink at this point you are not only an active danger to queer people, you are also very stupid. you understand the concept of play time less than a five year old. kink is, very literally, pretend silly time

[prokopetz]

I don't disagree that we need to get regular porn back on this site, but I think we often give the porn ban too much credit for making people horny for odd shit. I guarantee you people who want to fuck trains pre-date not only the Tumblr porn ban, but also the concept of social media, the existence of the Internet, and the advent of modern telecommunications.

[foreststairspreservationsociety]

All kinks exist on a fucking to hobby spectrum. Feet is fucking. Bootblacking is hobby. Primal is fucking. Latex is hobby.

Despite being a means to fuck, straps are hobby.

[blackshvck]

Chappell Roan was right. it is like a hundred ninety nine degrees

[capyyybaraaa]

thinking about this tweet again

[roseoilz]

translucent fabric sculptures by korean artist do ho suh

[teaboot]

FABRICCCCCC?!??!?!?

[hotvampireadjacent]

[gothredy]

[byjove]

idioms are always funnier in languages you do not understand, especially when a native speaker is struggling to explain and actively digesting how ridiculous it is in real time

[ipad-baby-armand]

As Lestat said “serving cunt has its consequences”

[sillystigmata]