Standard Disclaimer

"God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody], to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker in a pitch-dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time."

[cybercrimer]

[gemennair]

Studio Ghibli crossover anyone? I haven’t seen anyone do this yet so here you go ❤

[peterpannerisms]

This is honestly the only thing I care about right now.

[viralfrog]

[frontpagewoman]

[unclefather]

Does anyone else remember as a kid going outside and picking raspberries? I know that’s obviously a cultural thing but…Like if you were able to actually being able to go into nature and wild raspberries and honeysuckle grew in bushes and I feel like I haven’t seen that since the 90s?

[flecksofpoppy]

Wow lol remember that one time I wrote something it’s as if I used words one time maybe even sentences oh hey lol it seems like it might have been real

GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE IN THE SIMULATION WHERE I REMEMBER HOW TO STRING WORDS TOGETHER

[technicallity]

sometimes I wanna reply “bitch me too” to my mutuals posts but I’ve never talked 2 them so they might not see it as friendly joking so i just dont

[jadefyre]

reblog if it’s okay to say “bitch me too” to you if you’re mutuals

[soontobetinytransboy-deactivate]

Seems Fair

[anim3core]

[roboco-san]

WAIT ISN’T THIS THAT ONE ANIME GOTH GIRL PIC

[roboco-san]

IT FUCKING IS

[roboco-san]

HOW’D THIS BITCH GET FROM MY 2004 MYSPACE PAGE TO HAVING A FUCKING PVC FIGURE

[cherrysnax]

[scumwad-deactivated20191025]

i think the most interesting part of the whole “the new addams family is bad cuz they are ugly” thing thats happening, while probably just a vocal minority (because at this point ive seen more people calling them out for being wrong than not) is like, a perfect example of how much goth has turned from an accessible counter culture of celebrating death and the macabre and the ugliness of life and a reject of traditional standards of beauty and fashion and music etc etc to a beauty pageant that celebrates the same standards of beauty, white supremacy, fatphobia, and wealth that “normie” instagram influencers and flexers have but like, halloween version, and how people expect one of the most iconic pieces of goth media about being shameless of your “Weird Quirks” and “Ugly Looks” has turned into “why arent they sexy -_-“ which is like, the whole opposite of the point

[scumwad-deactivated20191025]

& also on another note being fat and short is not ugly you are all just cowards

[severalowls]

Pretty fucked up that you, personally, reading this post don’t give equal attention to every tragedy that happens on the planet every day. I heard that you, personally sometimes only hear about things that news sources in your specific cultural sphere pick up on. That’s pretty fucked up of you, personally.

[cutekittensarefun]

Cats are programmed to get UP IN YOUR FACE between 4am and 6am. We may never know why

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is seeing your friend’s car in the grocery store parking lot and parking so close to him that he can’t open his door and has the crawl through the passenger’s side.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is hot gluing four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica to the ceiling of his hallway closet and seeing how long it takes him to notice that there’s four copies of Resident Evil – Code: Veronica hot glued to the ceiling of his hallway closet.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is watching the graceful curve of his body as he stretches in bed, fixating on the strip of skin where his shirt’s pulled up juuuust enough that you can sneeze on his exposed stomach and then run away while he’s distracted and bewildered by how super gross and unnecessary that was.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is sending him an e-mail that says, “The Harbinger of Boy Sauce is Upon You,” instead of just, like, texting him and letting him know you’re on your way to help him do his shots.

[c3rvida3]

Platonic intimacy is calling him in the middle of the night and waking him up because you heard a weird noise outside that you’re about to investigate, and you need moral support and also someone to call an ambulance if you end up having to knife fight a racoon.

[c3rvida3]

No, it’s platonic. If it’s romantic, you gotta’ have a rose between your teeth and one titty out.

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[humoristics]

The thing with statistics - via

[angremlin-deactivated20250312]

Numbers don’t lie but people can sure as fuck pick and choose the numbers they give you and phrase things to make them sound like they mean things they don’t

[agentumbls]

learn fucking stats or at least how they can hurt

[karethdreams]

As a wise man once said: There are lies, damned lies, and statistics.

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

FUCK silverfish

[daystxlker]

if those are the little bug things that look like centipedes yeah fuck em omfg

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

I HATE THEM SO MUCH

[daystxlker]

OH IN MINECRAFT I THOUGHT YOU MEANT. REAL ONES SLDKJFLSKDJLFSDF

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

wait

WHAT DO YOU MEAN REAL ONES

[booty-clappin-deactivated201807]

where do you think the name came from

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

i don’t know, tumblr user plump9000. i sort of thought they weren’t real, like endermen. or creepers.

[timurmurtazin]

>implying endermen aren’t real

[banishedquasiroyal-deact]

really not liking what you’re implying buddy

[amosseleznev92]

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[pochowek]

[ruingaraf]

alternative bedsharing fics

obviously the situation demands this and we can deal with it maturely because we’re adults

please don’t sleep in your underwear, you’re making this way weirder than it has to be

I didn’t know you snored until a half hour ago but i’m staring at the ceiling fighting the urge to kick you

would you please get comfortable and go the fuck to sleep already

how many times do you get up to pee in the middle of the night, I think you should see a doctor about that

you took all the blankets, I gave up and got another one

ask me again if pigeons have feelings, I dare you

[kangofu-cb]

This is all one fic, and it’s Sam and Bucky in their new tv show you can’t change my mind