Artemis Fowl Quotes

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oh shit it’s August and I haven’t posted any quotes yet this year! uhhh any requests??

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Angeline Fowl was wrong. She had brought him a Christmas present.

Artemis Fowl, Ace in the hole

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‘And I don’t have a present for you’ 'A present?’ said Artemis. 'Of course,’ sang his mother, spinning him around. 'Don’t you know what day it is?’ 'Day?’ 'It’s Christmas day, you silly boy. Christmas Day! Presents are traditional, are they not?’

Artemis Fowl, Ace in the Hole

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‘But apparently our little corporate-image Santa Claus is not descended from a Turkish saint, he is a shadow of San D'Klass, the third king of the Frond Elfin dynasty. He is known as San the Deluded.’ 'Not a great title, as titles go.’ 'Admittedly. D'Klass thought that the greed of the Mud People in his kingdom could be assuaged by distributing lavish gifts. He would marshal all the great wizards once a year and have them throw up a great timestop over vast regions. Flocks of sprites would be sent out to deliver the presents while the humans were asleep. Of course, it didn’t work. Human greed can never be assuaged, especially not by gifts.’

Artemis Fowl, Ace in the Hole

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Sorry for disappearing!

I'll try to post more :) I got some Christmas quotes for you tomorrow!

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This blog has reached 100 Fowllowers! Thank you for everything!

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N°1 felt the magic inside him, comfortable like heated veins. 'It was my imp name. But now, I think I'll keep it.' Qwan was surprised. 'What? You don't want the QW name?  That's traditional. We haven't had a Qwandri in a while. What about Qwerty?

Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, Point of Impact

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N°1 shrieked right back at him. 'How can I talk straight, you son of a three-legged dog? I don't speak Taiwanese!' All of this was said in perfect Taiwanese. N°1 was stunned. The gift of tongues was not one demons possessed. Except the warlocks.

Artemis Fowl and the Lost Colony, Sudden Impact

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Overhead, a block of iridescent blue light flashed from his hotel window. It lit the sky for a split second, its belly busy with even brighter blue flares that wiggled like hooked worms. No one would pay much attention; the light could easily have come from an oversized camera flash. But Artemis knew better. 'Bio-bomb,' he thought. 'Now how do I know that?'

Artemis Fowl and the Opal Deception, Narrow Escapes

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Artemis rose to greet his associate. 'Mister Spiro, welcome.' 'Hey, little Artemis Fowl. How the hell are you?

Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code, The Cube

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'You're going to be a big hit at the school dances,' Butler commented. 'Pardon?' 'That poor girl was almost in tears. It wouldn't hurt you to be nice occasionally.'

Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code, The Cube

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Artemis’s old loafers fitted Holly well enough, and there was a pair of his father’s trainers in the box that stayed on his feet when the toes were stuffed. ‘Always good to be dressed when you’re stealing monkeys,’ said Holly

Artemis Fowl and the Time Paradox, I to I

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For her eighteenth birthday, Juliet Butler asked for, and received, a ribbed Judo crash vest, two weighted throwing knives and a World Wrestling Grudge Match video - items that did not generally feature on the average teenage girl's wish list. Then again, Juliet Butler was not the average teenage girl.

Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code, Running in the Family

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'You know, Artemis,' he said, glancing in the mirror. 'We're going up against the Russian Mafiya. I've had dealings with these people before. They don't negotiate. This could get bloody. If we take on these gangsters on, people are going to get hurt. Most likely us.'

Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incident, Going Underground

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'Lets's just say I'm a very smart boy, Mister Spiro.'

Artemis Fowl and the Eternity Code, The Cube, After showing Spiro the Cube 

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‘What is our cover?’ 'What about Stefan Bashkir and his Uncle Constantin?’ 'Perfect. The chess prodigy and his chaperone.’ The had used this cover many times before  on previous search missions. Once, a checkpoint official, himself  a chess grandmaster, had doubted their story until Artemis beat him in six moves. The technique had since become known as the Bashkir Manoeuvre.

Artemis Fowl and the Arctic Incident, Going Underground