cool man

names eli, aka arteries man (he/it) i like the lemon demon and hatsune miku

[arterialmotives]

dont mind meee

[busket]

[segamascott]

[teaboot]

Imagine being named Bobby McDonald or some shit and then living so long that both “Bobby” and “McDonald” enter the public lexicon as naughty words until you are essentially named “Penis Homosexual” and kids are afraid to write it down

And it could happen to any of us next

[devilishdescent]

go to your ass > options > security settings > toggle "kicked" to on

[sapphic-gengar]

[satanfemme]

you've gotta be kind to yourself no matter what

[satanfemme]

this is twice as true in the winter

[satanfemme]

the world isn't ending and you don't need to kill yourself it's literally december. it's december. and you need to be nice to yourself.

[feluka]

imagine if i did my work. if i sat down and Did it. and it was Done. can you even imagine such a thing

[irondive]

guys we're running out of time

[futchmemes]

this might be the most poignant review of a doctor’s office i’ve ever seen and it makes my heart hurt

[futchmemes]

still thinking about this. they listened

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit

[ooppo]

A PORN BOT UNFOLLOWED ME?

[ooppo]

not that i care

[zinjanthropusboisei]

There are some specific-ass subreddits and cookiecutters in this world

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you ‘had’ sex? where did it go

[twinkhole-destroyer]

you guys can’t do this to me

[clairenovvak]

fanservice sucks bc it’s never you that’s being serviced it’s always some other really annoying fan

[cannibalchicken]

[dogpuppy]

[slut-jpeg]

snoopy image of the day

[redfagdiver]

[dogpuppy]