Treat People With Kindness.

[toastbutteregg]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[unbotheredmuse]

[thefireandicequeen]

I need a guy that will treat me this right

[snout]

being a macroorganism is so stressful. i want to know what my cells are doing. I don’t like how unsupervised they are

[acidpanter]

Unpopular opinion:

Not all dogs…

Are good boys.

[acidpanter]

[acidpanter]

Sometimes…

They are good girls!!!!1!!

[ohbuddyboyitssmueer]

UNBLOCKED

[larueourien]

[thepuppyclub]

Separate the man and the artist? Decapitation.

[i-was-today-years-old-when]

i learned that in 2009, a 14-year-old boy showed up at a Chicago police station in uniform and worked 5 hours of a shift. He allegedly got a police radio, ticket book and rode with an officer for several hours before his identity was realized. He knew procedure due to a “police explorer” program he’d gone to. (x)

[veryfunnymemes]

[embroid-away]

this new #wip both excites and terrifies me (stitching time = 8 hours)

[embroid-away]

wip update:

[embroid-away]

update:

colossus stitching time = 15 hours; total stitching time = 40(ish?) hours

[embroid-away]

update the fourth

+ 18ish hours

[embroid-away]

another stitchin’ update:

this might be my limit of small but it’s still pretty small (+ 10 hrs)

[embroid-away]

we’ve hit both the halfway point and over 100 hours

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

just saw bindi irwin got engaged and apparently her fiance is american. she’s 21 and they’ve been dating for 6 years. I wonder if his family lives in aus/works in conservation because imagine just being a random 15-year-old tourist at the zoo and having a meet cute with steve irwin’s daughter lol 

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

apparently that’s exactly how they met. bindi just happened to be giving tours the day his family visited. love is unreal. how is this not a teen romcom yet

[petitetimidgay-deactivated20240]

It gets better. Terri is also American and met Steve Irwin the same way, by chance at the Australia Zoo, in 1991. Terri was devastated when he immediately offered to introduce her to his girlfriend Sue, until Steve called Sue over and a dog came bounding up.

Multi-generational love at first sight.

[i-aint-even-bovvered]

My favorite part of the story of how Steve and Terri met is that it was literally love at first sight. He saw her in a crowd and froze. Which was a bad thing, because he was sort of wrestling a crocodile at the time.

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Aussie fairy tale

[erevshelshoshanim]

Growing up fat, you get made fun of for everything you do, even basic shit like eating and laughing and breathing are funny when you do it because youre fat! And its so hard to not carry that with you as you get older, like I’m still embarassed to eat or dance in front of people or smile in pictures and its ridiculous and I hate it and I wish I was treated with more humanity

[erevshelshoshanim]

Thin people can reblog this btw

[neopetsuser-deactivated20210119]

they wont tho lmao

[redsatinsheets]

me: hi

straight girl who watches james charles: okay kitty girl i’m gonna spill this tea because sis snapped and snatched my wig so i’m shook

[redsatinsheets]

the fact that some of y’all are reblogging this and writing in the tags that you sound like this….i……………the second hand embarrassment JUMPED out

[ourstrangeduet]

me: I dont wanna like…… do things……..

My psychologist: You have to, do things

me: 

[newestvegas]

“Ah, Perry the platypus!”

“What an unexpected -“

“WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!”

“You’re trapped!”

“By societal convention!”

“Look! We’re in a fine dining environment. Everyone knows not to throw a scene in a fancy restaurant!”

“That’s right. You’re trapped. Sit down.”

[hummingbird-hooligan]

This show is fucking brilliant.

[laughing-llama]

did everyone else read that in his voice

[ladepanda]

Reasons why I like tumblr

1. None of my family is on here

[keep-chasing-rainbows-deactivat]

2. Barely anyone in my life knows the website even exists.

[xliverpool-deactivated20201225]

3. Everyone has some bullshit that’ll make me holler 

[bansheestrks]

4. gay

[arabwife]

me: *is overwhelmed by things i absolutely have the time to do*

[thefighter2-deactivated20200212]

We are working on a Garfield jpg that could take down the entire dennys tumblr blog… STAY TUNED