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hi, i'm emmalee. i like the good place, bands, and puns. her/hers/herself. 24.

[grumpy-gh0st]

Being an adult woman is just like “oh my tummy hurts” “oh my head hurts” “oh the burden of being alive is so heavy today” and then carrying on with your day.

[anxietyproblem]

[toopsy]

uh oh! you misunderstood a social cue and said something mildly awkward. you will think about this and cringe everyday for the next 20 years

[true-unicorn-queen]

as I'm getting older I am appreciating Peeta Mellark more and more. and the absolute chaos (and calculated move) of him manipulating the Capitol in the interviews.... she came with me.... if not for the baby.

I used to brush him off and while I got why Katniss liked him I also thought him a bit weak and damsel in distress-y. But now I see that while Katniss' primary power is physical. Peeta's is psychological.

[stylesnews]

so true Lewis

[stars-bean]

10 Things I Hate About You (1999) dir. Gil Junger

[fallingtowers]

sorry if i was weird the other day i'm but a conduit for powers as terrible as they are strange

[coolxatu]

hey bro

[coolxatu]

[number1girl]

[arthritic-crickets]

I loathe men. Like why would you come CRAWLING back to me via drunk snapchat after using me for 10/12 months in 2020, then hitting me up again and using me to cheat on your gf for 3 months in 2021. gtfo of here fr this is just embarrassing for you bestie

[pangur-and-grim]

[pangur-and-grim]

[lady-raziel]

vintage 2020 right here

[edwad]

now that everyone from twitter has joined tumblr overnight, it's time to lay a couple ground rules:

1. it's not called a "retweet", it's called a "reblog", but if you're REALLY cool, you refer to it as a "rebagel"

2. if someone has fewer followers than you, it is totally fair to call them "irrelevant", but it is actually more stinging to call them "irrelephant"

3. if you see someone irl that you think might have a tumblr, you're supposed to say "i like your shoe laces". the correct response, which any true tumblrite would know by heart, is "thanks, i stole them from the president"

4. there is a particular phenomenon that happens after 12am EST called "nightblogging", and everything after this point is the fault of the australians

5. tumbeasts

[brave-faces-everyone-deactivate]

In the mood for a nice long screaming session in the woods. Mutuals are welcome to join.

[doubleca5t]

tumblr finally getting its shit together and improving the user experience right around the time when all the other social media sites are collapsing due to greed and hubris is like the kids who got out of their small town to move to the big city finding love and settling down in their 30s just in time to watch their high school bullies get divorced

[cirquedugrotesque]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[hypnoticwinter]

[slashercatz]

[lixiesbabyhands]

how does it feel to be the funniest person on earth

[curseworm]

[through clenched teeth] good things can happen in the future. good things are coming

[curseworm]