Im Arthur Haze-Fleck. I am a 40-year-old aspiring comedian who enjoys bowling, people watching and travelling. I work as a professional party clown. I like to think i am brave and inspiring, but i know i can also be very selfish and a bit sadistic. I am an American, and i define myself as bisexual. I finished school but then left academia. Physically, I am in ok shape. I am tall with pale skin, brown hair and green eyes. They say i have an unusually long nose (i don’t realy see it). I found out i was adopted at a young age, and grew up in a working class neighbourhood. In an apartment block. My adoptive mother sat by as her boyfriend beat me, even going as far as tying me up to a hot radiator. I have been through a lot of awful crap, but i do believe i was put on earth to bring joy and laughter. I am currently single, and ive never had a significant other, and dont really think i will ever. Anyone can leave anyone, be it for their own circumstances or other. This is a fact I’ve learned harshly on my one. I don’t make friends easy, people often leave. My work is my life, and it would take someone really special to captivate me. Thank you so much for reading, hope you write me back :-)
~Artie
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