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@artificial-dumbass-ness
UHHH
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TH1S S1TE 1S DEF1N1TELY SELF-AWARE
N0T 0NLY D0ES 1TS TEXT 1NCLUDE PE0PLE C0MMENT1NG 0N 1T
BUT 1 JUST F0UND A L1NK T0 AN ARCH1VED THREAD 0N /x/
WHERE PE0PLE WERE TALK1NG AB0UT THE WEBS1TE
Also haha this site is nice, it must use some scripts that scan for those looking at and sharing the link
@scp-wiki-official …..oops
Ok...that one I might have done.
Scientists discover most relaxing tune ever
Sound therapists and Manchester band Marconi Union compiled the song. Scientists played it to 40 women and found it to be more effective at helping them relax than songs by Enya, Mozart and Coldplay. Weightless works by using specific rhythms, tones, frequencies and intervals to relax the listener. A continuous rhythm of 60 BPM causes the brainwaves and heart rate to synchronise with the rhythm: a process known as ‘entrainment’. Low underlying bass tones relax the listener and a low whooshing sound with a trance-like quality takes the listener into an even deeper state of calm.
JESUS CHRIST
This really works.
Huh, this keeps comin’ up on my dash. Well I could go for a nap- … … … someone’s gettin’ Shot tonight
Will it be Joe from ethics? His eye is kinda cottony.
“A caption”
SCPs amaze me because in one hand you have these creature hell bent on destroying the world and on the other you have U B E R D I L D O
whoops
Submited by @kitareyo dang. -Roth
So…Foundation dress coding headcanons, anyone? Because I’ve seen everything from ‘black, all black, cool black you feel’ to business casual and???
hawaiian shirts and sweat pants
Dress code would be different depending on what you do and your rank.
Obviously we have the D-Class and their classic orange jumpsuits under that maybe a simple white shirt or something if the site is in a cold area.
Researchers get simple long coat length labcoats some comfortable but long pants a comfortable yet work appropriate shirt if they want to keep the coat open (generally ill advised but still) allowed to be more personalized at higher ranks. Other things as necessary to effectively study their skip.
Guards and MTFs get more heavily equipped the more dangerous skips they deal with. Lower levels get basic standard issue pistols maybe an assault rifle or two Kevlar vests if need be. The more heavy duty they face the more fun the toys they get to work with. Maybe something strong and discrete for stealth in-n-out ops. Maybe full on riot gear full-on body armor for the heavier hitters.
Why did I think so much on this.
I think this is pretty self explanatory.
Originally posted by speciallyselectedhearing
Would the ball of green slime be able to touch something that's both dead and alive at the same time (like a cat for example)?
I’m not sure. But jeez. Let me have dinner before we screw over the world.
Why not speculate in comments with fellow fans? -Roth
I feel like to answer we'd need to know more about what it does other than make an excellent replacement for toothpaste.
It's been years since I was genuinely scared by something. Old movies, new movies, horror games, especially SCPs. Show me something that will give me nightmares! I want to be scared again :(
SCP-611 - Parasitic Toothpick.
Enjoy. :)
(Note: Graphic images are involved.)
-Soulless
Shit, you wanna talk SCP's that'll shake you up inside?
SCP-1506 - Aerial Arachnid
Try that shit, it don't sound like much but it got me shaken up for a long while after.
some facts
fairies
actually assholes
gossipers
probably laughing at you
diet is composed entirely of sugar
steals the sound from bells
will trip you with invisible thread and go through your pockets for anything shiny
shadow people
just chilling
very shy
doesnt really mean to look that creepy
responsible for the absence of that snack you dont remember eating
hums lullabies to help you sleep even though you cant hear them
demons
always chaotic neutral
out of the corner of your eye it looks like theyre grinning but every time you sneak a glance theyre straight faced
takes up as many seats as possible on public transport
wears polished dress shoes or sneakers that have been falling apart since 1980. nothing in between
pickpockets luck & causes minor inconveniences
hellhounds
just like regular dogs, only with more fire & teeth
I can confirm this ~Fantem, a demon
Can also confirm, fairies are huge assholes. -Heart, used to wander into forests.
I’m sure you’ll all find a use for this somewhere.
RYUU GA WAGA TEKI WO KURAU!!!
Just try it buster. We’ve contained gods before now. What use is a dragon? Nothing. It will go in the box like the rest of the anomalous creatures. -Roth
Wait, can't that shit go through walls, get some telekill on that.
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i’d like to see a really ineffectual malicious AI character
“hey new guy, this is CLARC, the station AI. he wants to kill all humans to minimize the drain on resources, but factory defaults have him locked out of all the control nodes, so he can’t really do anything. just make sure the airlocks are set to manual before you go in and you’ll be fine”
“yeah CLARC fucks with your laundry settings sometimes but that’s about it. if he’s bugging you just tell him to stop and he has to”
“sometimes i let him think he tripped me or something and he gets really excited and monologues for a while, it’s kind of sad”
“CLARC my candy bar got stuck in the machine can you do anything about that”
“I’m sorry to hear that, Crewman Ade, but please consider the following: I am a divine entity, a glittering silicon God – how dare your filthy meat even exist in the face of my electric glory, much less ask favors of me?”
“suck my dick, CLARC, give me my twix”
@editoress
“CLARC tried to cut all the oxygen in the living spaces but all he managed to do was turn off the a/c in my bedroom like an ASSHOLE WHEN I WAS SLEEPING” *bangs on the wall with one hand*
CLARC keeps setting my fridge to “cool” instead of “cold”
When I inevitably die to a SCP, which one will it be and why?
If I die before I’m 50, there’s an extremely high chance my last word will be ‘fuck’
