gay and tired

i'm andie!!

[catsuggest]

im goinge to eat this thing

[craigartasin]

cat… what are you eating?

[catsuggest]

something very good for me & absolotely intended for consumptione by cat

[jumpingjacktrash]

is it plastic

[mindfulwrath]

honestly “i’ll do whatever you want” “then perish” is the single most powerful exchange possible in the english language and it’s from some bizarre “hewwo” obama rp

[fallingtowers]

And there was that other post where someone dreamt that Obama said “violence for violence is the rule of beasts” like what is it about Obama that makes people come up with such raw fucking dialogue for him

[twofingerswhiskey]

my mother had a dream where he lived in the forest and she had a cigarette with him and he said “to become god is the loneliest achievement of them all” and put it out and walked into the mist and i’ve never fucking forgotten that

[10000badframes]

I once dreamed that a giant meteor was headed for earth, and the government had set up loudspeakers throughout the cities so Obama could give a final address - I’ll never forget how strangely comforting it was when he said “there are places we’ve never been before. Some of us have never been to the Alps, some of us have never been to Marrakesh. The next life is simply another place we’ve never been before, and we’re all going to go explore it together.” 

[not-regan]

I had a dream my family housed the Obamas for a weekend and one morning Obama made us oatmeal for breakfast and, looking at my disappointed face because I don’t like oatmeal, he said “regardless of what we taste, if we eat together, we are happy.”

[tinysaurus-rex-deactivated20240]

Once I dreamt that Michelle Obama was running a campaign to give homes to all the feral pigeons and her husband came to my house and gave me a pamphlet that just had a picture of a pigeon on it and he looked me in the eyes and said “who would you be without them?”

[studiovq]

Pink lakes filled with salt. The pink hue is due to red-colored algae, plankton and brine shrimp that glimmer pink with the bright Mexican sunlight.

[daily-dirkstri]

Happy halloween!

[mrcheyl]

[jehovahhthickness]

How I want my bank account to look like by 25.

[amemoryofkaye]

Claiming it.

[clatchetuniversity]

Waaaaay up 🙏🏾

[muvadiam]

11:11am on the receipt.

[amethystafrodite]

Reblog for prosperity, and success. May you always have what you need.

[honeychaigoddess]

That’s what I’m saying

[stanleighhh]

In other words, this is the ATM receipt, reblog and money will come your way.

[frankpagmanua-deactivated201712]

Doesn’t hurt to try.

[xrayted93]

Getting paid tomorrow but hey

[crusty]

Reconciliation - Page 1 (ongoing)

Au where Hal doesn’t share a body with Equius in a sprite and is in fact living with everyone on Earth C

[pins-pins-pins]

bloom + wish enamel pin

[artificiallntelligence-blog]

a fever u CAN sweat out

whoops commission for anon

Dave rarely ever gets sick. He's in impeccable health and he works out regularly (with Bro), so frankly, this shouldn't fucking be happening. Much to his dismay, however, it is.

He's been holed up in bed since last night, having refused to so much as even come out for dinner, and Bro, as aloof as he typically is, or tries to be, he's... he's hovering. He can't help it. That's his kid and when his kid gets sick, he's gotta shove that manly pride down and don his apron. Soup's on tonight. Dave can't even find it in him to be irritated, because hey, Bro's doing something for him instead of to him. He can't argue with that. So if the soup is a little too spicy or the cool cloth on his forehead doesn't get changed out regularly, he doesn't mind.

Neither does Bro, because it means Dave doesn't really bitch at him either. When dinner is finally ready, Dave's fever seems to be at an all-time high, which would worry Bro, normally, but Dave seems to have learned how to be persuasive suddenly. Which means, at Bro's "c'mon, you're goin' to the hospital," Dave wiggles his way out of bed and blinks up at Bro with those hazy red eyes as he tugs Bro's sweatpants down to free his thick cock, trying to pretend he's not at all dizzy when he leans in to get his mouth around it. It's a little harder than he expected, especially with Bro trying to pull him off, complaining about the fact that Dave's gonna get him sick, but Dave swirls his tongue around the head before sliding that nice dick into his throat, eternally grateful for his lack of a gag reflex.

With Dave so easily able to suck him off like a pro, Bro finds any disagreements dying in his own throat, shuddering as he reaches down to grip Dave's hair. The boy's mouth is like a dream, one Bro is happy to indulge in frequently. Dave may be a little more sloppy than usual, but his enthusiasm more than makes up for it, Bro finds, because he's gotten real close real quick.

"Fuck... fuck, Dave, c'mon, off." That hand in Dave's hair tugs back, until he finally gets the picture and leans back, having closed his eyes and left his mouth open, clearly waiting for Bro to cum on his face.

Except that's clearly not what Bro has in mind.

He leans down, lifting Dave up off the floor and nudging him face down onto the bed. With his knees close to the edge, it's easy for Bro to get up behind him and tug the boy's boxers down, having found the lube they usually keep in either of their nightstands. Dave looks back over his shoulder with a questioning expression, to which Bro grins.

"Gonna fuck the fever outta ya," he answers, sliding a slick finger into Dave's tight, hot hole and watching as the slender blond shudders, letting out a weak little moan. It's a thing of beauty, Bro thinks, eyes having drifted down to watch Dave's ass suck his finger in as if he needs more right this minute, but he's going to draw out the foreplay, just a little. Maybe.

No he's not.

He's adding a second finger as soon as Dave pushes his hips back, having started letting out a series of breathless whines, and then a third, and soon, Dave is trying to push himself up on his arms, thighs trembling as he attempts to push himself into a better position. "C'mon, Bro, f-- fuck... please," he mumbles, slumping over again. He's so clearly dizzy, unable to support himself, and Bro thinks he should do this more often.

Bro slips his fingers out and slicks his cock with lube before wiping his hand off on the blankets, making a mental note to wash them later. Then, it's easy to ease himself into his baby brother, watching as the teen's body draws him in and surrounds him in the most divine heat he's ever felt. He should have thought unsexy things while prepping Dave, because now it's a lot harder. (Ba dum tss.) Dave's got his head pressed into the blankets, gasping breathlessly as he tries to adjust, his body seemingly unhappy with the happenings of what they're doing; he shifts a little, tries to stand himself up on his knees so that he can lean against Bro, feeling desperate for closeness. But he can't quite get himself there, and when Bro thrusts forward the first time, he gives a hoarse little cry, clenching so tightly he thinks Bro's cock might pop off inside him.

It quickly turns into a quick rhythm of thrust thrust moan and Dave feels so hot that he can barely find the words to beg Bro to stop, or more aptly, to beg for more. He feels lost, dizzy, maybe a little nauseous, but honestly, there's pleasure in this, and that's what he's choosing to focus on, trembling uncontrollably as he bounces his hips back against Bro's, out of time with the man's thrusts. Slowly, ever so slowly, despite Bro's harsh pace, Dave finds himself getting closer and closer to the edge, something he can't find the words to communicate to Bro, but his body seems to do for him. Bro reaches around him, wrapping a hand around his cock to stroke him, finally guiding the boy into the same rhythm as him by giving him something to focus on in the front and back.

Suddenly, like no time has passed at all, Dave gives a choked shout, cum spilling on the blankets beneath him, and only seconds later, he's unconscious. Bro keeps thrusting a few more minutes, finally grinding deep into the boy's body, and when he pulls back, there's jizz dripping from his hole.

When Dave wakes hours later, he feels a hell of a lot better, having finally cooled down enough that he doesn't feel like he's dying anymore. Bro's in bed beside him, idly stroking his hair. He doesn't remember the cold cloths used to clean him up, but he doesn't feel sticky or gross; just a little sick still. Rolling onto his side, he curls into Bro's chest and goes back to sleep, mumbling his thanks for the help in making him feel better.

[emilhamil]

Here’s a picture of my cat no one asked for.

[lord-kitschener]

This is absolutely what I asked for, thank you

[dirkler]

==> Day 7 of @dirkweek, free space.

poor alpha Dave, have a family photo

[ao3tags]

enemies to enemies with benefits

source

[diissassemble]

[cityinthesea]

O͐̆ͭ͊̔̈͏̰̗̰̯B̅ͦ̍ͮ͆͋̚Ě̷̻̥̊̎̐Ÿ̥̯́͑̆̓ͣ̌

[altnbrown-deactivated20160802]

[skarchomp]

“all nazis are bad” should be literally the easiest safest most unanimous political statement you could make what is happening

[zylv-blog]

so u buy this t-shirt with a record on it and u get sucked into a game called sburb and for some reason this record symbol is fucking everywhere and its suddenly ur thing and its on all ur clothes and its a pivotal part of winning because theres a massive version of it on your planet thing and ur just like “jesus dick i got that shirt cause it was on the clearance rack at walmart”

[rainbow-lizzard]

Yo, a friend of mine made an amazing list about imortant and historical trans men!

♡

A list of historical (and some recent) trans men since everyone likes to ignore the fact that we did in fact exist before Chaz Bono came out

(TW: transphobia, obviously, and r*pe)

• Hatshepsut (1479 - 1458 BC) Hatshepsut was a female Egyptian pharaoh, who went to great lengths to present as a man, wearing male clothing and a fake beard, took on wives, and used both male and female pronouns. Though it cannot be definitively said if Hatshepsut was a trans man or not, a lot of the evidence points to that being the case.

• Anonymous Man (16th century) Henri Estienne wrote of a FTM man who was burned alive for living as a man, learning a trade, and taking a wife. The man was outed by someone who recognized him from their hometown and when given the option between death and living as a woman, the man chose death.

• Jospeh Lobdell (1829 - 1912) A frontier man and skilled marksman who lived on the frontier with his wife before being locked in an asylum for insisting that he was a man. Scholars used to label him as a lesbian before it was revealed by his own writings that he more likely was in fact a trans man.

• Reed Erickson (1912 - 1992) After inheriting his father’s fortune in 1962 and after transitioning in 1963, Erickson launched the Erickson Educational Foundation in 1964 and through that laid the foundation for several trans activism organizations like the Harry Benjamin International Gender Dysphoria Association, Paul Walker’s Janus Information Service, Sister Mary Elizabeth’s and Jude Patton’s J2CP, and several others. He was also an alternate health practices supporter and funded research on homeopathy and acupuncture.

• Billy Tipton (1914 - 1989) An American jazz musician from 1936 to 1970, Tipton began presenting as male full time in 1940, with only his two cousins knowing his assigned gender. To avoid explaining his breasts and his lack of package, he would tell women that he had been in a serious car accident that resulted in damaged genitals and broken ribs that he had to keep wrapped constantly. No one knew he was trans until he died and and it was revealed by the autopsy.

• Dr. Alan L. Hart (1890 - 1962) An American physician, radiologist, TB researcher, writer and novelist. Alan L. Hart was one of the first trans men to have a hysterectomy and a gonadectomy in the US and his research on TB detection saved thousands of lives. He presented as a boy as a child and was encouraged by his grandparents and parents to do so, and was listed as his grandparent’s grandson in their obituaries. He’s was recorded as always begging to cut his hair, wear boy clothes, and would refer to himself as a boy as a child. He’s the first documented trans man in the united states. His doctor who helped with his transition described him as “extremely intelligent and not mentally ill, but afflicted with a mysterious disorder for which I have no explanation” and said that “from a sociological and psychological standpoint [Hart] is a man”. Not only was he a man of medicine but he was also a fiction writer, and such a lot of his fiction writing reflected his own experiences and feelings.

• Michael Dillon (1915 - 1962) The first FTM person to have a phalloplasty. He’s also believed to be the first FTM person to undergo hrt. While in the hospital with a head injury he met a plastic surgeon who gave him a double mastectomy and a note to help get his birth certificate changed. Dillon performed SRS on Roberta Cowell, the first British trans woman to receive SRS, but because Dillon had not completed his medical training the surgery was considered illegal. Later on he ended up devoting the rest of his life to Buddhism in India.

• “Little Axe” Broadnax (1916 - 1992) Little Axe was an American gospel singer. I couldn’t find much on his personal life, but he was apart of several gospel groups between the 1940’s and 1980’s. He was not discovered to be trans until his death in 1992.

• Lou Sullivan (1951 - 1991) An American author and activist, and also one of the first trans men to publicly identify as gay. He’s heavily credited to the modern understanding of gender identity and sexuality being different things. As a child, he would write in his journal about being confused about his identity, and expressed his ideas of wishing he were a man and wanting to be a gay man there from a young age. He moved away from Milwaukee in 1975 to San Francisco so he could have easier access to not only hrt but a more understanding community. His family was supportive of this move and gave him a man’s suit and his grandfather’s pocket watch as going away presents. In San Francisco, he lived openly as a gay trans man but was denied SRS constantly because of his sexuality, since at the time trans people were expected to adhere to a more heterosexual lifestyle. He finally had SRS in 1986. He was diagnosed as HIV positive in the same year, and said afterwards: “I took a certain pleasure in informing the gender clinic that even though their program told me I could not live as a Gay man, it looks like I’m going to die like one.” As an adult he was active in the Gateway Gender Alliance, which was one of the first educational organizations that offered support for FTM people. He was an editor for The Gateway, a newsletter with “news and information on transvestism and transsexualism” that originally primarily focused on MTF issues, but started to also talk about FTM issues under his editing. He was a founding member of the GLBT Historical Society in San Francisco, he founded FTM International - an organization specifically for trans men - and was a huge advocate for gay trans men, and gay trans people in general. He ended up passing due to HIV related complications.

• Brandon Teena (1972 - 1993) TW: r*pe, assault/violence, murder

Brandon Teena was raped and murdered at age 21 for being trans. He asserted that he was male from a young age and began identifying as a man during adolescence. He would constantly reject school dress code by dressing masculinely. When he was 18 he tried to join the US army but failed to enter after listing his sex as male. In 1993 he began living as a man full time and associating with John L. Lotter, Tom Nissen, and Lana Tisdel. During a Christmas Eve party, Nissen and Lotter forced Brandon to pull down his pants revealing that he was trans. They forced him into a car, drove to a nearby meat packing plant, and raped him. They then took him to Nissen’s house, where they told Brandon to shower, allowing him to escape out the bathroom window and to Tinsel’s house. They went to the ER where while Brandon was having a rape kit done, he was asked invasive, rude, and unnecessary questions about him being trans so they left. When Nissen and Lotter found out about the police report and rape kit they started a hunt for Brandon, and eventually found him on December 31st when they shot and killed him and the two other people in the house where he was staying. Brandon was also stabbed in the chest to ensure he was dead. He’s had two movies made on his life a documentary called The Brandon Teena Story and movie called Boys Don’t Cry.

Some more recent trans men include:

• Thomas Beatie - in 2007 was the first trans man to become pregnant through artificial insemination after finding out his wife was infertile.

• Balian Buschbaum - a former German pole-vaulting champion. He competed during the early 2000s and retired in 2007 to transition

• Chaz Bono - son of Sonny and Cher, he is a writer, musician, and activist

• Ian Harvie - a comedian and actor, he was in Transparent and Roadtrip Nation

• Buck Angel - a former adult film star and producer, and is now a trans activist, writer, and speaker

There are obviously many, many other well known current trans guys out there, but those are just some ✌️

The history of trans guys is often overlooked and/or forgotten, so hopefully you learned something from this

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