this is not regan

the roof is not my son but I will raise it

[fuck-yourself-daily-deactivated]

Support her goals. Lick her pussy.

[hhhhhtwink]

WHY have I never been romantically, yet filthily, fucked in a pillow fort ????

[o-kurwa]

[todaysbat]

[thebewilderer]

THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

I REPEAT: THE BATS ARE DOING CALCULUS

[everythingfox]

Derpiness runs in the family

[not-regan]

Vibrators are so nice like I don’t have to do any work

[foulserpent]

i really think art directors need to hire furries (like good furry artists at least) to do concept art on anthropomorphic fantasy things bc for everything wrong with furries like. you give a normal person an art direction like “ok we need humanoid lizards and theyre people in this setting, you want them to be accessible and appealing to the viewer though still distinctly like a reptile” and youll get the worst shit youve ever seen 9 times out of 10 like it will be this awful uncanny human face type shit. but you hire someone who exclusively draws buff dragon men and your result might be suspiciously sexy but infinitely more appealing to most audiences

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

this is such a good example of flash flooding! cannot tell you how many timea I've had to redirect campers from setting up tents in dru creekbeds for this exact reason. flash flood zones aren't always as obvious as this either. floodplains may look like the perfect, flat, grassy, cool spot by the river to pirch your tent, but they're dangerous! always research where you plan to hike & camp, and always check the weather before you go!

[whitepeopletwitter]

[curliestofcrowns]

[girlbossjodiarias]

Would have been cool if they did this in 2015!

[absolutely-feral-deactivated202]

[gay-jesus-probably]

I’m glad that we’re all on the same page that Trump being steadily banned from all of his major platforms is a largely empty gesture and a desperate attempt to save face for these companies after they spent five years ignoring or outright supporting his fascism because it was profitable to them, but at the same it’s still fucking hilarious that Trump’s been permabanned from pretty much all social media in less than a week, and we’re definitely enjoying this show

[catchymemes]

[pink-rose-petalz]

What if they made playgrounds for grownups? No major difference from regular playgrounds, just slides a little wider, monkey bars a little higher, swing-sets a little sturdier, just generally made for taller and heavier people. No need to get rid of the bright colors and cutesy designs cuz adults deserve cute and happy things too. How much exercise do you think adults would be getting if they could go to a playground after a hard day or week of work? If they could go not to a gym or back home but to a colorful wonderland where they can embrace their inner child and relive a simpler time?

[kamikaze-kumquat]

THAT'S IT! THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN MISSING! I NEVER "EXCERCISED"! I FUCKING CLIMBED ALL OVER THE DAMN JUNGLE GYM FOR HOURS ON END! GIVE THAT BACK TO ME!

[woodelf68]

Can...can it be a bumpy slide?

[somnolentsuggestions]

i am a simple creature. every day i am sleepy

[mintgoth]

just learned that the word “ferret” is derived from the Latin word furittus meaning “LITTLE THIEF” and that a group of ferrets is called a BUSINESS and i am absolutely pleased with this new knowledge

[mono-red-menace]

thieves’ guild….

[incel-moved-deactivated20210803]

[deluxebug]

[not-regan]

I can’t shake this feeling that something isn’t right. Something just feels off and I don’t know what it is. I question myself over and over. I look at other people with envy. I feel like they’ve got something I don’t. I don’t know what it is. It comes and goes and I don’t know if that’s normal or if that means it isn’t there. I question if it’s there at all. Something just doesn’t feel right.

[babyfoxcollectionthings]

[cedar-glade]

 This clip is so good

Canada lynx up north is so impressive with how far they can jump with no momentum and we have Lynx rufus down here that can apparently climb cliffs( never have seen it but would like to)