ArtificialMykel

Just a nerd with a keypad and an overactive imagination 

[artificialmykel]

Ok! Here’s everyones outfit for Christmas Day in Stark Tower and Juno’s SHIELD ID. Here’s a link to the one-shot. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28417860

[incorrectmarvelquote]

Peter: [takes Pepper’s Christmas wreath from the front door and places it on his head]

Peter: Hey all you cool cats and kittens, it’s Carol here from Big Cat Rescue-

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Natasha: Did you know that when you break a bone it typically will heal back stronger than before?

Clint: So what you’re saying is I should break every bone in my body until I become invincible?

Natasha:

Phil: Clinton Fancis Barton, do not.

[deactivated-blog]

Natasha: You call it a near death experience...

Clint: We call it a vibe check from God.

Phil: [Eye twitches]

[lousysharkbutt]

TODAY’S MOOD

[agentnatasharomanov]

Natasha: Someone died in the living room.

Clint: Well, I guess its not a living room anymore.

Coulson: Get out.

[artificialmykel]

Clint: *crashes through the roof*

Natasha: Hey, Clint.

Clint: Hey, Nat.

[pineapplebread]

Walking in a winter wonderland ❄️

[avengersincorrectquotes]

Clint: Bucky freaked out because I told him I never drink water, so now he’s making me drink eight glasses a day. It’s like, there’s water in soda, there’s water in coffee, there’s little pools of water on pizza-

Natasha: That’s grease, Clint

Clint: So what? It’s wet, isn’t it?

[marveladdicts]

[clintfbarton-deactivated2025012]

Age Of Ultron // Endgame

[rob-pattinson]

What’s going on in that cyborg brain of yours? You don’t want to know.

The Falcon and the Winter Soldier (2021—)

[artificialmykel]

Clint: I wish there was a way to block people in real life

Phil: Restraining ord-

Natasha: Murder

[deannamb]

I've missed them..

[adorabledork]

Everyone else: Hey look it’s Scarlett Johansson, Jeremy Renner and Clark Gregg!

Phlint shippers: OMG STRIKE TEAM DELTA ON AN UNDERCOVER MISSION AND BARTON COULDN’T KEEP HIS EYES OFF COULSON FOR EVEN A SECOND

[artificialmykel]

Ok! Here’s everyones outfit for Christmas Day in Stark Tower and Juno’s SHIELD ID. Here’s a link to the one-shot. 

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28417860

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HE IS HERE!!

HE IS HERE!!

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OOOohh HE IS COMING

[sexh8r]

WHO?

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