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[artilerie]

I can't believe I've reached a point in my life where I have to schedule an entire day dedicated to cleaning out the insides of all my purses...

[sailorscoutsforever]

*_*

[artilerie]

It's Christmas, my dudes

[tkr]

[weirdtrip]

he looks so pleased

“oh look. look at this apple. it me”

[mysteryho1238138798223789-deact]

horf horf horf

[adultswim5000]

what the fuck is horf

[biphoenix]

horf horf horf

[peartrees]

why are 13 year olds these days constantly drinking, smoking weed and having sex?? when i was 13 i had a stable job, a loving wife, 3 good kids, and some savings put away for my retirement. i worry about the younger generation sometimes smh

[skygenders]

[artilerie]

000hidinginthelight000:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Train Wreck Tumblr Posts

These literally never get old.

[ataritouchme]

im laughin so much the sHARK W ARMS

[martwhim-deactivated20161119]

I’m sorry I had to.

[catbountry]

Bear with… shark arms?

[tentakrule]

yes

[wandvieh]

no

[blackgirlsreverything]

it’s not your job to entertain him by sending him nudes

it’s not your job to satisfy him sexually because he’s horny

you are not required to do anything that makes you feel uncomfortable or that you don’t want to do

don’t be scared of “losing him”

he most likely wasn’t anything worth keeping

[fffddd09-deactivated20170610]

Girls need to be taught this from such an early age.

[rockxxoutxxright]

a boner is not a medical condition. you are under no obligation to do anything.

[imdreamingofu]

things to live by.

[knittingburg]

[tealass22-deactivated20201101]

Every DIY tutorial ever.

[evannabadasslovegood]

I don’t know if anyone remembers this picture from right after Tangled Ever After came out of Rapunzel and Flynn’s beauuuuuuuutiful rings:

Welllllllll, I got married about six weeks ago and here are our rings!

Yes, that’s right, we found a jeweler willing to make the Tangled rings for us.

[thinkingredwizard]

When I added this to my queue originally, it had FOURTEEN notes.

[faded-and-dreaming]

It’s not your job to fix me. It’s your job to hold my hand, while I fix myself.

(via unmaiden)

this is so important depending on how you’re taking it.

(via consciousss)

[thechekhov]

this stupid comic is the result of me talking to a coworker (who doesn’t know pokemon) about arceus. in his words “it looks like a deer that got stuck in a fence”

[vnymnz]

remember when I posted saying snoop dogg was homophobic af and it got no notes and you all still obsessed over this man, well look at his latest stunt

[ladiesof-shield]

[accidentalight]

this joke only works for the next ten months and then it will never ever apply again and I think that’s beautiful

[chemicalheart-deactivated202009]

everything is temporary

[memewhore]

[sapphiction-deactivated20220407]

WHY AM I FUCKING ROARING WITH LAUGHTER AT THIS

[marybear]

my little corner for rainbow korilakkuma : ) (haul video here) ♡ find me here: pescamaryan

[dinobot711]

[octopodhotrod]