sentence meme: next to normal edition
“It’s the seventh night this week I’ve sat till morning, imagining the ways you might have died.”
“That’ll teach you to take a whole ten minutes.”
“The calendar is still on April of last year.”
“Everything’s fine! I’m just making sandwiches. On the floor.”
“I still have this practice room for seven and a half minutes.”
“It’s a little creepy that you know.”
“They say love is blind, but believe me – love is insane.”
“Your mom is, like, in the next room.”
“I don’t put anything into my mouth that’s on fire.”
“Look. I can’t do this. Not with my life. I’m like one fuck-up from disaster.”
“I’m trying to tell you I love you.”
“This is one fucked-up seduction.”
“You’ve got some nerve, and I’m just all nerves.”
“We’ll be the one thing in this world that won’t hurt.”
“Nice house. Can I come in?”
“Marry me. Let’s have a family.”
“You think it’s a bad idea.”
“Don’t I get to meet your family?”
“I didn’t know you had a brother.”
“Can you tell me what it is you’re afraid of?”
“I am the one who helped you and if you think that I just don’t give a damn, then you just don’t know who I am.”
“I wish I could fly and magically appear and disappear.”
“I wish I could fly – I’d fly far away from here.”
“Let’s get it on now, baby.”
“Most people who think they’re happy just haven’t thought about it enough.”
“Most people who think they’re happy are actually just stupid.”
“I feed on the fear that’s behind your eyes.”
“Make up your mind to explore yourself.”
“Make up your mind, you have stories to tell.”
“We spun around a thousand stars – I dreamed a dance with you.”
“The dancers may disappear, still the dance goes on.”
“But now until forever, love, I’ll live to dance with you.”
“How do you know how much memory you’ve lost, if you’ve lost it?”
“I can’t get through this alone.”
“When did you become a bad influence on me?”
“This is like the fifth night in a row I’ve had to come find you at some random club.”
“Okay. You can go. I’m, like, seventy percent less messed up now.”
“I’ve missed you these days. I thought you might call – it’s been weeks.”
“Have you been on the scene? ‘Cause you look like a mess.”
“You remind me of me… and how fucked up I can be.”
“Why stay? Why not simply end it? We’d all comprehend it.”
“You have a chronic illness. Like diabetes or hypertension. If you leave it untreated it could be catastrophic.”
“It’s time for you to start thinking of your own happiness.”
“When I thought you might be dying, I cried for all we’d never be.”
“You look like a star. A vision in blue.”
“So anyway, I’m leaving.”
“You’re faithful come what may, but clearly I can’t stay, we’d both go mad that way.”
“What doctors call dysfunction, we tried to call romance.”
“You’re my favorite problem.”
“You can’t sit here in the dark, all alone. It’s a sorry sight.”
