Hottest loser you know

SHE/HER | 25 | BI under construction

[xanaxfarts]

Weiner dog wearing armor at the Michigan Renaissance Festival (2002)

[lleyksie]

dueling tigers 🍊

[dogpuppy]

At the local hamburger shop and they said yelled out “order 167!” And three middle school age kids yelled in perfect unison “ 6 7!” Life is sometimes so beautiful

[moisterpeggingchampion]

If you reference 67 you deserve to be executed on the spot tbh

[dogpuppy]

If I was king for a day the first thing I would do would be to sentence you to a life full of love and understanding.

[tgatbc]

[10001gecs]

I need to suck you off until you’re groaning like a beached whale 🫣

ok you can give me a blowjob but take the time to think of a more sexy simile please

[popclture]

TLC on the set of No Scrubs (1999)

[andthefact]

Why do all minotaurs in media have nipple rings. Who's piercing their nipples. and How do I qualify for this job.

[bowi]

Antique Kokeshi doll – Bath time

[princesslilymay]

Hagen Renaker - Siamese Cat

[circusheart]

If I keep practicing I might even be a person soon

[handweavers]

mice are having sex in my walls :(

[handweavers]

the mice are fucking AND now i'm getting heckled

[gloriousbodies]

@oyavaski​ i think the funniest part of this is you thinking that this is fake because.....some of us are the same age and we have normal tumblr names i guess lmao????

[handweavers]

never thought i'd get accused of faking having a mice infestation for tumblr clout and yet here we are

[eldriitchmurmurs]

you fucked those mice yourself

[handweavers]

I fucked those mice myself

[bytedykes]

fingering his plot hole

[bytedykes]

this site is so easy

[avoidbeing]

An obsidian mirror found at Catalhoyuk, 8,000 years old

[old-flesh]

“get the fries, you’ll need the energy in the coming days”

[grimeclown]

Cmon man

[hotguygreg]

[segamascott]

[eviethekiwi]

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

[ectoimp]

[gryffon]

[iphigeniacomplex]

[girl in a low cut top voice] i just dont know what it is but everyone is being sooo nice to me today….[grows grave and guarded] they’re conspiring against my reign and they think me a fool