Didn't break it

Sabrina, She/Her Find me at: Usher Foundation, Artifact Storage [The Magnus Archives oc-rp blog]

[corruption-angel]

they should invent artifacts that don’t whisper things to you. just a suggestion

[artinartifact]

Do all of the artifacts whisper to you? Or is it just that you get assigned artifacts that whisper?

[corruption-angel]

it’s hard to tell, it comes from all directions. i’d assume it’s all the artifacts. weird, havent heard anyone else complain about it.. :(

[artinartifact]

Well, then it’s probably something else. Or just a UK thing… Assuming you work at the Magnus Institute. Because artifacts whispering/speaking/yelling isn’t the most common thing for me and my coworkers.

That being said, Oak is currently dealing with a non-stop-speaking-speaker.

[corruption-angel]

they should invent artifacts that don’t whisper things to you. just a suggestion

[artinartifact]

Do all of the artifacts whisper to you? Or is it just that you get assigned artifacts that whisper?

[artinartifact]

Advice from artifact storage: Do not let it go.

Don’t let it go unless you’re prepared to run after an object suddenly growing legs.

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

It's time to set up sticky mouse traps, I suppose.

[artinartifact]

Sadly I don’t think the bosses will like that… Hopefully this won’t happen again though!

[artinartifact]

Advice from artifact storage: Do not let it go.

Don’t let it go unless you’re prepared to run after an object suddenly growing legs.

[artinartifact]

*places horrors under your tree*

HAPPY CHINCHILLA!

*now holds a chinchilla*

What… What am I meant to do with it…? Is it possible to give it back despite it being an anon?

[fog-and-isolation]

[Link]

"Me and Sa-lo-meee~"

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[little-watcher]

@rosalind-learns-blogging @laertesthelocalstranger @child-of-the-vast @ren-cormander-archival-intern @children-of-the-farm

[children-of-the-farm]

@niki-is-clay @the-leaches @eyes-that-decieve @trufflestheplushie

[niki-is-clay]

@allthesemechanismsbutnocoping @residentsofhollowville (teddy)

[residentsofhollowville]

Here's me. I promise, I feel okay. I just cry sometimes.

@im-not-good-with-names @artinartifact @laeetesthelocalstranger

[artinartifact]

@jinxedbooks

[artinartifact]

“It’s not so bad”

Well, Angela, the thing has been stabbing my ankles for 10 minutes now

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

It takes a bit longer than it should have before Sabrina gets to the institute. Adding on time to talk with Rosie and find her way to the library.

( @artinartifact )

Amelie hears unfamiliar footsteps, lifting up its head to see Sab.

"Oh, you're finally here¡!"

[artinartifact]

Sabrina stops once she sees Amelie.

“Hey.” She sounds and looks tired, absolutely done with life. A map being held in one gloved hand and the other, without a glove, held a phone. No pockets on her dress.

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Amelie rummages through the drawers for gloves before standing up.

"Hi, would you mind giving me the map¿? So it doesn't take you somewhere else now."

[artinartifact]

“I already got a glove on.” She sighed. “Besides, I can’t let it stay here. It’s already signed in and all at Usher and it’s not great if I lose an artifact. Can’t really afford to get fired.”

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

"You guys can be fired¿?"

Amelie asks her.

[artinartifact]

“Of course we can!” She shit her mouth tightly as she remembered they were in a library. Meant to be quiet. “Sorry.” She added in a softer tone.

“Wait, you can’t?”

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Amelie rolls its eyes playfully.

"The reading rooms are a bit of a distance away and have closed doors, nobody is going to care if you're a little loud."

It shrugs slightly.

"Either death or cutting yourself off from the Eye completely are the only ways to quit as far as I know."

[artinartifact]

“Wha- How- What- I-?” Sabrina stopped and just stared at Amelie.

Surely this was all some trick. Some weird lie to make her want to leave quicker. Perhaps Amelie had been given the wrong information. Surely no job could keep them there forever. What, never retire? Wouldn’t it just be too expensive eventually?

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

It takes a bit longer than it should have before Sabrina gets to the institute. Adding on time to talk with Rosie and find her way to the library.

( @artinartifact )

Amelie hears unfamiliar footsteps, lifting up its head to see Sab.

"Oh, you're finally here¡!"

[artinartifact]

Sabrina stops once she sees Amelie.

“Hey.” She sounds and looks tired, absolutely done with life. A map being held in one gloved hand and the other, without a glove, held a phone. No pockets on her dress.

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Amelie rummages through the drawers for gloves before standing up.

"Hi, would you mind giving me the map¿? So it doesn't take you somewhere else now."

[artinartifact]

“I already got a glove on.” She sighed. “Besides, I can’t let it stay here. It’s already signed in and all at Usher and it’s not great if I lose an artifact. Can’t really afford to get fired.”

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

"You guys can be fired¿?"

Amelie asks her.

[artinartifact]

“Of course we can!” She shit her mouth tightly as she remembered they were in a library. Meant to be quiet. “Sorry.” She added in a softer tone.

“Wait, you can’t?”

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

It takes a bit longer than it should have before Sabrina gets to the institute. Adding on time to talk with Rosie and find her way to the library.

( @artinartifact )

Amelie hears unfamiliar footsteps, lifting up its head to see Sab.

"Oh, you're finally here¡!"

[artinartifact]

Sabrina stops once she sees Amelie.

“Hey.” She sounds and looks tired, absolutely done with life. A map being held in one gloved hand and the other, without a glove, held a phone. No pockets on her dress.

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Amelie rummages through the drawers for gloves before standing up.

"Hi, would you mind giving me the map¿? So it doesn't take you somewhere else now."

[artinartifact]

“I already got a glove on.” She sighed. “Besides, I can’t let it stay here. It’s already signed in and all at Usher and it’s not great if I lose an artifact. Can’t really afford to get fired.”

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

It takes a bit longer than it should have before Sabrina gets to the institute. Adding on time to talk with Rosie and find her way to the library.

( @artinartifact )

Amelie hears unfamiliar footsteps, lifting up its head to see Sab.

"Oh, you're finally here¡!"

[artinartifact]

Sabrina stops once she sees Amelie.

“Hey.” She sounds and looks tired, absolutely done with life. A map being held in one gloved hand and the other, without a glove, held a phone. No pockets on her dress.

[artinartifact]

I am NEVER touching that map with my hands EVER again

Finally got somewhere I know

Now I just have to find the Magnus Institute. Think that’s the best chance in getting back

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

...tell me the surrounding buildings near you.

[artinartifact]

Uh- Old houses?

Wait, there’s some pub here, only that part of the building is painted blue. Heh, looks a bit funny

Ohhh there’s more houses partly painted blue!

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Oh good, you're not far away. Proceed further that street until you find a small antique looking bookshop,then turn right at the fork,walk until you see a café called Riverside and you should see the Institute sticking out.

[artinartifact]

Got it! Be there… uh… some point, my phone is nearly dead so might get lost. Who knows? It’s my life now!

[artinartifact]

I am NEVER touching that map with my hands EVER again

Finally got somewhere I know

Now I just have to find the Magnus Institute. Think that’s the best chance in getting back

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

...tell me the surrounding buildings near you.

[artinartifact]

Uh- Old houses?

Wait, there’s some pub here, only that part of the building is painted blue. Heh, looks a bit funny

Ohhh there’s more houses partly painted blue!

[artinartifact]

I am NEVER touching that map with my hands EVER again

Finally got somewhere I know

Now I just have to find the Magnus Institute. Think that’s the best chance in getting back

[artinartifact]

I’m gonna touch the map again

I can’t really get out of the country with no money on me

[artinartifact]

Right then

I planned on continuing the joke but WHAT THE FUCK

Touched the only map I could find and now I’m in some different country. Dunno where but it sure isn’t the same time where I was five minutes ago

[speyeralling-down-thy-majesty]

Hey Amelie

I have reasons to believe British people don’t exist. Since you live in UK, can you verify or deny that?

- Sab. @artinartifact

... Sabrina. You are an educated woman. Why don't you open the map and find England?¿

Also,wow,are you really that desperate¿? Turning to a Spiral for confirmation of reality¿?

[artinartifact]

Exactly, I’m an educated woman, I know I need proof for it to be real. I also need a reliable source-

Ah.

I’ll see if we got any maps