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homestuck quarantine blog

[blueey-jayzilla]

The computer is dreaming again

[vokoy]

In another universe maybe we...

[lelif]

the beauty of life

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[liebelesbe]

Yeah man, this wizard sleepover is cozy. I just saw a guy gently clap his hands together and say "hot beverage conjuration" or something, and suddenly everyone was holding a perfect mug of their favorite warm drink in their hands. Nobody who was already sleeping even woke up, that's how cozy it is. I'm over here casting pillow and level 2 pyjamas. I think I just heard "power word: blanket fort" two groups over. I gotta get in there.

[belladonnaprice-deactivated2025]

[dancinbutterfly]

Good motherfucking god

[foldingfittedsheets]

OH MY GOD THATS EXACTLY WHAT ITS LIKE

[floatinglonewanderer]

EXACTLY

[pyrrhiccomedy]

When I finally got medicated for ADHD, I asked why insomnia was such a problem for me.

The doctor paused, and then said, thoughtfully: "Well, you see, you also have ADHD at night."

[headspace-hotel]

why is it a banger

[rch07]

Striders

[spicytuna09]

How tf do you take a good photo of irl art brah❤️

[hellmurderisland]

found a really old dirk i still like

[calware]

helpful tools:

homestuck search bar (search for terms and it will show you where those terms appear in the comic)

directory of every character's dialogue

MSPA transcripts (including transcripts for the openbound segments)

[panicawa]

WHERE IS THEIR SHIPPING WIKI PAGEEEEEEEE

[solarifle]

furry haters piss me off like for sure fuck these fun creative and inspired chill people because i think theyre weird. i just saw art of an anthro wolf that is also a fridge and it had fridge magnets on it and its tail was a bag of ice it was fucking awesome

[solarifle]

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A post shared by Morgan 🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ (@carnivox)

this is so fucking fun you are lying to yourself if you don't think this guy is fun

[equius]

hey i know this guy! fridge wolf was made by my good friend morgan! morgan loves designing fun and unique characters with little to no limits. here are some more fun and cute designs they've made!

if you think the blanket manta is the cutest thing you've ever seen and wish it was real, you're in luck! you can buy a plushie of it right here at this link!

you should also consider checking out their patreon! the $10 and $30 subscription tiers grant you access to design requests, where you can throw your most fun and crazy ideas at them and they might pick your idea and draw it, and you'll be allowed to keep their rendition of your idea.

sorry to be a shill, it was just so discombobulating to just see their art on my dash and i can't help but uplift and promote my friends ;v;

[calware-png]

saw this tweet and immediately knew what had to be done

[calware]

TT: When you think about... alternate timelines. Doomed and offshoot timelines. TT: Do you think that you made me in every one of them? TT: ... TT: I hope not. TT: Why? TT: It would be cruel for you. TT: It would be cruel for you if I never existed. TT: Why, because I wouldn't have anyone to answer my messages?

TT: We both know that isn't the reason.

[calware]

[novaneedstostop]

Visit Original Link

[meoware]

[pankendev]

you never see cross-fandom shipping anymore. there should be horrible discourse about chilchuck x karkat

[hms-no-fun]

for real though chilchuck would be way better for karkat than dave and it would give dave an existential crisis. karkat needs structure and drive but dave is just like a hang out dude, which karkat is fine with until he meets an adult man who is employed and realizes that being 26 isn't the same as being an adult. dave would be in absolute shambles and move out onto jade's couch and she would be super attracted to him but he's just not looking for that kind of thing right now....

[rathayibacter]

the party meets chilchuck's new boyfriend at an alternian-style bbq and laios becomes obsessed with sampling all the different flavors of grubsauce

[hms-no-fun]

LAIOS: And the pails are for what exactly?

KANAYA: The Collection And Mixture Of Genetic Material That Is Processed Through The Mother Grub Into Millions Of Eggs

LAIOS: Wow!! Has anyone ever tried adding non-troll DNA to the slurry?

ROSE: I understand you're a student of the dark arts, Marcille.

MARCILLE: Hey, they're only called that because of short-sighted elven laws! Magic is just magic.

ROSE: Oh trust me, I couldn't agree more. In fact, I may have dabbled once or twice in the practice of forbidden majyyks myself. Have you ever seen the birth of a universe?

MARCILLE: N-No?

ROSE: Would you like to?

JANE: --and then you whisk until the egg forms peaks when you lift it up, like this see?

SENSHI: Mm mmm.

JANE: But the real chef's secret to a meringue is this, my patented Crockercorp Lemonator Concentrate. The essence of 10,000 lemons in a single drop!

SENSHI: That would pair very well with living armor, perhaps in a soup made of dragon bone broth...

JOHN: i like your cat! she gets annoyed when i stop scratching her chin haha.

MARCILLE: That's weird... Usually Izutsumi only lets girls pet her...

TEREZI: SO HOW D1D YOU TWO M33T 4NYW4Y? >:]

CHILCHUCK: Online dating. We matched on Fapr.

KARKAT: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO TELL HER THAT!!!

[indigonite]

had to

[zzoupz]

revisiting homestuck again. lil hal got to me.

[0dokuro]

@calware

[duonora-deactivated20230808]

strilondes art dumps

i would draw more, i would draw dirk&rose, dave& roxy and all 4 of them together, but im burnt out

i have fun drawing these though they make me really happy