Arty Caveman and Ancient Fuckboy

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: im headed to pick berries.


ancient fuckboy: aye wanna grab me up some? i gotchu next time

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

ancient fuckboy: *listens to other cavemen beat on rocks*

arty caveman: *listens to other cavemen beat on rocks ironically*

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: we should get some berries u havent eaten in awhile

ancient fuckboy: nah im waiting for the game

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: lets each have two names so we can tell the difference between people with the same name

ancient fuckboy: aight call me lebron james lmao

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: so i finally figured out why the sun goes down-

ancient fuckboy: i bet you fuckin did prep

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: hey kicking this coconut around is fun. lets make it a regular game

ancient fuckboy: better be full contact

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: *starts first convenience store*

ancient fuckboy: *steals red bull and cheetos*

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: hey look at my new horse

ancient fuckboy: bro you gotta replace that muffler

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: i think im in love

ancient fuckboy: but dat bich wont put out bro

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: *plucks string on first bass*

ancient fuckboy: WATCH ME HIT THAT WHIP

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: hey guys im from another tribe

ancient fuckboy: u got kik?

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: ive devised a method for keeping time. what should the first day be?

ancient fuckboy: 4/20 aaaayyyyeeeeeee

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: look what i made rubbing these two sticks together

ancient fuckboy: aaayyyyyeee dat shit FIRE

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: hey i met the first woman

ancient fuckboy: biches be crazy

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: hey if we brew this bean it can help us stay awake

ancient fuckboy: haha fag i drink red bull

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: help me lift this log onto the fire

ancient fuckboy: do u lift i lift i lift erryday all about those gainz hah

[artycavemanandancientfuckboy]

arty caveman: i just created fire!!

ancient fuckboy: send pics ;)