rest now, dear heart

you worked so hard. you did so well. you were enough.

[exidgifs]

 ☀️🌊🏝👙🍹

[jingshis]

in honor of me losing it over the third season: mdzs audio drama icons!

[swaglexander-the-great]

The Untamed + I want a baby meme

[moonisee]

[just-shower-thoughts]

I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren’t the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months.

[advanced-procrastination]

Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed

[brunhiddensmusings]

good news!

[makimacult-moved]

MDZS characters as John Mulaney quotes

Wei Wuxian:  Sometimes people ask “what do you think you’re doing”. But that just means stop. They didn’t actually want to know my thought process.

Jiang Cheng: I’ll keep my emotions right here and then one day I’ll die.

Wen Ning: My vibe is like, hey you could probably pour soup in my lap and I’ll apologize to you.

Wen Qing: Something happened here. You hope it’s a miracle, but probably not.

Jiang Yanli: I try to stay optimistic even though I’ll admit, things are getting pretty sticky.

Xue Yang: You want me to kill that guy for you? Cause I will totally kill that guy for you.

Ah-Qing: I am very small and I have no money so you can imagine the kind of stress I am under.

Jin Zixuan: My dad loved us. He just didn’t care about our general happiness or self-esteem.

Jin Guangyao: And then I said “No”, you know, like a liar.

Nie Mingjue: You have the moral backbone of a chocolate éclair.

Nie Huaisang: In terms of like, instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.

[zanimez]

please watch jenna marbles fuck around with a green screen im literally pissing myself

[itsbetterthananal]

an image i made in case you need a reminder today

[sheholdsyoucaptivated]

Important reminder for mercury retrograde

[penny-anna]

Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

[penny-anna]

~*~earlier~*~

Legolas: ugh fucking hobbits

Merry: Frodo what’d he say

Frodo: I’m not sure he speaks a weird dialect but I think he’s insulting us. I should tell him I can understand Elvish

Merry: I mean you could do that but consider

Merry: you can only tell him ONCE

Frodo: Merry. You’re absolutely right. I’ll wait.

[penny-anna]

#legolas’ hick accent vs #frodo’s ‘i learned it out of a book’ accent #FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

Legolas: umm well your accent is horrible

Aragorn: *hollering from a distance* HIS ACCENT IS BETTER THAN YOURS LEGOLAS YOU SILVAN HICK

Frodo: :)

[storywonker]

Frodo: Hello. My name is Frodo. I am a Hobbit. How are you?

Legolas: y’alld’ve’ff’ve

Frodo, crying: please I can’t understand what you’r saying

[ramshacklefey]

Ok, but Frodo didn’t just learn out of a book. He learned like… Chaucerian Elvish. So actually:

Frodo: Good morrow to thee, frend. I hope we twain shalle bee moste excellente companions.

Legolas: Wots that mate? ‘Ere, you avin’ a giggle? Fookin’ ‘obbits, I sware.

Aragorn: *laughing too hard to walk*

[feral-bard]

This post just keeps getting better.

[mylastbraincql-archive]

found the thing all us gays would get kicked out of cloud recesses for:

“Whose sect rules are over three thousand in number, and don’t even repeat? ...there’re even ones like ‘sneering for no reason is prohibited, sitting improperly is prohibited...’

sitting improperly is prohibited

[missymalice]

“young adult dystopian novels are so unrealistic lmao like they always have some random teenage girl rising up to inspire the world to make change.”

a hero emerges 

[inkgut-deactivated20180603]

And just like in the novels, grown men and women are going out of their way to destroy her. Support our hero.

[freifraufischer]

And it’s not even like it doesn’t happen regularly.  

Teenage girls are amazing.

[queen-of-the-merry-men]

Sometimes they’re not even teenagers

[maveragical]

Reblog every time a girl is discredited/ignored

[thecaboodale]

[spacemonkeyg78]

[itssammray]

[disgusting-enby]

Who they are:

Emma Gonzalez

Malala Yousafzai

Ruby Bridges

Greta Thunberg

Mari Copeny

Autumn Peltier

Afreen Khan

Sophie Cruz

Charlottesville Black Students Union

Naomi Wadler

DAPL protestors (names not found)

Ahed Tamimi

[adultprivilege]

This isn’t a coincidence. Revolutions almost always happen when the population of a country is at its youngest and that’s a lot more true nowadays with social media.

[astriiformes]

Concept: Embroidered QR code jacket patch that leads to the YouTube video of Risk Astley’s “Never Gonna Give You Up”

[bearhats]

:3c

[astriiformes]

Hey, you are doing the MOST important work

[101katten-deactivated20191203]

[cglmrfreeman]

omg the tag isn’t even off the bed yet! ;w;

[zzazu]

This cat looks and sounds like a very very tiny mountain lion

[lifecrystals]

CAN WE TALK ABOUT ITS LITTLE TONGUE STICKING OUT

[drtanner]

I will never not reblog this happy baby.

[misspuffbaby]

(x)

[herongale]

this is possibly the best cat video with no actual cat in it that I have ever seen

[flocc]

Here’s the cat for anybody who hasn’t had the pleasure of seeing Solaire

[alliluyevas]

National Geographic on Facebook: this is a facial reconstruction of a teenage girl who lived 9000 years ago based on her remains!

half the comments: men criticizing her looks and saying she’s unattractive and mannish

[alliluyevas]

anyway this is the reconstruction and I always enjoy seeing the faces of prehistoric humans and how much we have in common over thousands of years despite how incredibly different our lives are. I support her and I think she looks wonderful.

[frontholemonologues-deactivated]

everyone in the replies of this post saying “well I think she’s pretty!” missed the whole damn point lmao

[benyw]

I remember watching a documentary once where historians were trying to work out who a dead girl was and what her life was like. I’m pretty sure they dated the body back to the early Victorian era, and established pretty early on that she lived in poverty, died young, and was most certainly a prostitute.

The grand finale of the show was the reveal of her reconstructed face. Now, bare in mind that through their investigations they discovered that she had lived an awful life and died an agonizing death (syphilis iirc). So, you can imagine my disgust when the historians reacted with disappointment at the reveal of her ‘face’. This poor girl, who had suffered terribly, was obviously not the poor, tragic beauty they had been hoping for.

She was plain, maybe some would say she was ugly, but what was truly hideous was the fact that you could practically see the sympathy these historians had for this poor girl slip away as they looked at her ‘face’, and you could certainly hear it in their voices.

Even in death our value rests on the basis of our looks. Sympathy is conditional - based on where you fall on the looks scale.

[benegesserwitch]

Science: *gives us the miracle of seeing long-dead faces*

Men:

[incorrectwuji]

wei wuxian: i'm giving up emperor's smile for a month

lan wangji: oh, really? that's good, i guess

wei wuxian: oh, maybe you misheard me

wei wuxian: i'm giving up. emperor's smile for a month

lan wangji: that makes more sense now

[laughytaffythegrape]

I made some Untamed/MDZS memes. pls help me (definitely spoilers here, soooo)