Venerable as King of Dwarves and Kind as Summer

Alex ~ 28 ~ Losing my mind over Tolkien for 18 years

[as-kind-as-summer]

myswordmybowmyaxe -> as-kind-as-summer

[hellofeanor]

[ohmovie]

I do not fear death.

ARAGORN The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

just finished the two towers

[boromirs]

[notmysecret]

FUCK

[chthonicstuff]

This is 10x funnier if you read it in their voices

[troy-and-abed-inthe-tardis]

There will come a day where this will appear on my dash and I will scroll past it, but it is not this day.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

"Gandalf, buddy? What have you got there?"

"Oh him? That my emotional support hobbit."

"Uh huh. And what he got?"

"That's my hobbit's emotional support hobbit."

"And I suppose those two are also emotional support hobbits as well?"

"No, of course not. Those two are my emotional distress hobbits."

".....?"

"Keeps me on my toes."

[inimitablebiscuit]

Gandalf: Well you stole my last emotional support hobbit

Elrond: I didn't steal him, he was given to me

[faustandfurious]

Sauron: “I like your Silmarils”

Morgoth: “Thanks, I stole them from the president”

[samwisegamwise]

hold on i have to read the Silmarillion real quick

[samwisegamwise]

yeah this is funny

[faustandfurious]

braver than any US marine

[regicide1997]

I love the new timestamp feature. Instantly see that it did indeed take nearly a month to reply.

[parlerenfleurs]

I know it's beating a dead horse by the year 2026 but my heart tells me that no, actually, we haven't talked enough about how hot Aragorn is*. I mean for a start he's played by Vigo Mortensen so we were off to a very, very strong start. But then he's all grimy, long-legged, mysterious and humble, which is already very sexy, but MOST IMPORTANTLY he speaks elvish softly, holds the hands of Arwen so delicately, talks to his horses gently, kneels to talk to Frodo, uses his big, gentle, warrior hands to close Frodo's hand over the ring to refuse it, and at that point, well, he is downright irresistible. What a man. I would suck him off even after three weeks of dirty travel after seeing him refuse the ring like this. Damn. Aragorn.

*in the movies, I still haven't read the books

[queenmelyanna]

That cape on his left shoulder reminds me of that black goo he turned into after Adar's attack.

[bindyourselftome]

Today’s progress on The Rings of Power banner in San Diego.

HE’S HERE. HE’S HERE.

[lotrlorien]

               there is some GOOD in this world                 and i’ts worth FIGHTING FOR 

[outquisitor]

And here he was, a little halfling from the Shire, a simple hobbit of the quiet countryside, expected to find a way where the great ones could not go, or dared not go.

[pleiadiian]

I think about Aragorn & Pippin's kiss quite often.

[distwistedknee]

LOTR - Be Safe

Number one of my birthday gifts for my girlfriend, @unpredictable-probabilities!

[throwawayidea]

rings of power elrond is sooo funny to me. he mouths along with the high king when gil-galad gives speeches that elrond wrote for him. he jumped off a cliff because he thought the high king was being an idiot. he uses an absolutely lethal puppy eyes stare when he needs to get shit done and literally everyone folds to it. he makes and breaks like 20 different oaths and promises. he launched an orc into the city he was supposed to be defending with a trebuchet. he kinda forgot how time works for mortals and upon being faced with his mortal dwarf friend being very upset about this he manipulated his way straight into a dinner invitation. he goes behind enemy lines to negotiate over galadriel's life and the enemy in question promptly says his beauty is comparable to that of a maia. he snaps orcs' necks with his bare hands. he’s a petty bitch. his healing skills when imbued with a ring of power outdo morgoth's darkness. everytime he opens his mouth it’s gaslight gatekeep girlboss time. how can i not love him

[aroacebaggins]

My other TROP memes

[comradeclodius]

Very bold of us all to assume Gandalf has a gender and adheres to the modern gender binary

[curse-you]

pippin at 3am: pretty fucked up that we assume gandalf is a man. they’re a maia. merry? wake up merry. listen. they’re sexless.

[teaboot]

gandalf at 3am: I identify as Tired, peregrin took